Source: Xkcd - Tumblr Posts

What if? out of context

(None of this belongs to me, check out this link for the original creator, Randall Munroe) xkcd: Dubious Islands

Marx: I found Susie’s staple gun!

Magolor: Oh no.

Magolor: Oh god, what are you-

Marx, stapling a computer: Installing Debian! *kaCHUNK*

Marx, stapling a sandwich: Sandwiches! *kaCHUNK kaCHUNK*

Marx: Must affix everything to everything!

*kaCHUNK kaCHUNK kaCHUNK kaCHUNK kaCHUNK kaCHUNK*

Susie: *enters room* ...have you been abusing my staple gun?

Marx: No.

Magolor, stapled to the ceiling: YES!

the original not being included was criminal. here you go: https://xkcd.com/231/

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