Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts - Page 2
May or may not be inspired from real life incorrect quote time!
Yellow: Make sure to wash your hands, with soap this time.
Red: Got it!
*Red goes over to the sink and starts squirting dish soap on his hands.*
Yellow: … I meant HAND soap, Red.
Red: What’s the difference?! It’s all just soap!
Yellow: The HAND soap is for your HANDS. Is it that hard?
Blue, walking into the room: Is this why we kept running out of dish soap recently?
Red: IT’S JUST SOAP.
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Dark: I wonder what would happen if someone fell down the stairs?
Chosen: How about we find out?
Dark: Pfft- Do you really think you could push me down those stairs?
Chosen: I was going to suggest that you jump down the stairs but hey, that works too.
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Ballista, stuck outside the door: Let me in! Let me in!
Hazard: I’m pushing on the door, but it wouldn’t open! It’s locked over on his side!
Agent: ….
Agent: The door opens the other way you morons.
Primal: I say we just leave it outside.
Just thought this fits these two dynamics in my head Suzie, entering the room: I need your help, I can't tell you what it is, you can never ask me about it later and we're going to hurt some people. Player: Player: <Whose bike we gonna take?>
This is how I imagine the main cast to be after everything. Quincy: Hey, be safe. Suzie: I will. TJ and Player: Player (mockingly): Be safe... TJ (also mockingly): I'll be so safe... Quincy: Can you guys stop. TJ: Stop. Quincy: I'm going to kill you. Player: But how would that keep us safe?
*3 minutes later*
Tim: See, Dick I told you I wasn't gonna die. [Takes a sip of energy drink]
Tim finally having a heart attack: fuck
Tim: *dies*
Damian, pulling out a knife to harvest Tim's organs Dwight Shrute style: Better not let these go to waste.
Dick hyperventilating while staring at the cookies: WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE COOKIES MADE OF????
Damian, reading his fortune cookie: "You will commit a crime in three minutes."
Tim: That's pretty direct, right?
Damian, to Dick: What does yours say?
Dick: Mine says, "You will witness a crime in three minutes."
Damian: Drake, what does yours say?
Tim: "You will die in three minutes."