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Traumatized Main Characters Incorrect Quotes #5
Peter: So.. we all died at one point?
Luz: Yeah, I guess so…
Anne: Huh
Kipo, who hasn’t died: Woah, that’s dark… Are you guys ok?
Traumatized Main Characters Incorrect Quotes #6
[texting]
•Witch girl•
2:17 pm
Me: hey
Me: hey
Me: hey
Me: hey
Witch girl: Anne you’re sitting next to me—
Luz: Can i get pepperoni?
*Anne and Dipper continue to fight*
Luz: Can i PLEASE get pepperoni?
Traumatized Main Characters Incorrect Quotes #15
Anne: We’re ordering pizza, what toppings do you guys like?
Dipper: Oo, pineapple pizza please—
*Anne grabs Dipper by the collar and smashes him against the wall*
Anne: Don’t you DARE talk about pineapple on MY pizza.
(Me) Starbucks Barista: Hi! Welcome to Starbucks! Would you like an expresso for your depresso?
Customer: N..no?
Porsche: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.
Porchay: Violently studies.
Macau: Violently sleeps.
Pete: Violently boxes.
Vegas: Violently murders people.
Pete: Violently worries about that previous statement.