Lews Therin Telamon - Tumblr Posts
A guide to Rand al'Thor's love life, simplified:
Elayne Trakand: "I will have him for my throne." *giggles*
Aviendha: "I hate him! I hate him! I hate him! I need him inside my guts right now! I hate him!"
Rand al'Thor: "Oh Min, you're the only normal woman in my life."
Min Farshaw: "I am a woman and I will have you beg for it like a dog, drooling into the carpet."
Rand al'Thor: "Why are all my relationships so terrible?"
Lews Therin Telamon: (sounding haunted) "Ilyena used to grip it with her feet like the teeth of a darkhound and leave me seeing stars. Oh light how I miss her."
Moridin: "I will see you dead." (Princess Bride narrator: "But what he meant was "I love you."")
Lews Therin anytime Rand meets with Mazrim Taim:
Can someone please make a Rand and Lanfear story where Lews Therin started manifesting early in the show like he did in the books but as an actual person that only he can see. Because I found it fascinating how he took over rands body in the books.
In episode 5 of season 2 that dream scene with Ishamael, Lanfear and dream Rand. I need someone to write a fanfic with the two of them playing out their sexual fantasies with dream Rand.
How is this not a thing yet.