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Me: My eyes, glazing over the screen as I scroll through my feed.
My past: *pOPS OUT OF KRIFFING NOWHERE TO HAUNT ME*
good lord, that fanfic. it's a legend of it's own. I remember being just floored when I found out a friend of mine's friend was the one who re-uploaded that story to Fanfiction.net when it got taken down for being so... Beyond words, shall we say. Anyhow, she re-uploaded it, and provided us endless hours of amusement.
Friends and I in highschool used to laugh ourselves sick taking turns seeing who could read it out loud the longest with a straight face. I'm not sure I'm proud of the fact I excelled. The contained laughs were painful.
i hope ebony dark’ness dementia raven way, age 33, is enjoying the my chemical romance comeback and live tour,
I can't with these polls. How can I pick between the two? I picked Mae but now I'm questioning everything....
@eloquentsisyphianturmoil, "deep and husky but sweet like the wind." Now you got me simping like the little fangirl I am 🤭
Idk, Nelyo is canonically "the hot ginger who's third in line for the throne" as some random pinterest post says, but Cáno is just so bbg too. I can't even 😭
DST Fandom, Need Some Data for a Silly Dumb Thing
Put in the tags or replies your least favorite INDIVIDUAL skin(ex. Merry Maker Wilson, Contender WX, ect.).
I realize having your crushes pfp burnt in your retinas is NOT a good thing...
The Green Sniper
Rough draft of Chapter 1
The night air was dry and cold, the dim lights of candles and holograms lighting the streets of The Slums. Panic cries filled the quiet street, the cries were coming from four young women who were bound and sat in a row on the rocky drift ground, two teenage boys stood behind them, the smaller one held a camera the other a loaded pistol. They laughed together and the taller one pointed the gun at the smallest of the girls, the cold metal pressed against her head and she let out a scared whine.
Watching the scene from above was as difficult to keep from turning away as it would be on the ground, Siren watched through the scope of her rifle. She gripped the gun harder, the words of her father rung through her mind.
“Aim…”
She whispered to herself, aiming the crosshairs to the taller boys head.
“Deep breath…”
She took a deep breath, emptying her mind. This is important. Lives were on the line.
“Fire.”
Once aimed, she pulled the trigger, a loud bang boomed through the air, by the time the smaller one realized what was happening, his friend was on the ground with a bullet in his head. Siren quickly turned her crosshairs to the other, took a breath, and fired. The boy fell with a loud thud. A few people rushed out of their homes, helping the girls up and ushering them inside.
Siren relaxed lowering her rifle and brushing a green lock of hair out of her face. Siren, was what people called a greenie, a person born with green hair. A side effect from an experiment conducted by a government research team, the exact reasoning was unknown do to all survivors were deemed too mentally unstable to be a reliable source, or couldn’t remember.
The woman turned tucking her rifle into the case and slinging it over her shoulder. She turned on her heel and made her way to the fire escape she used to get up on the roof. Once at the bottom she looked over at the two bodies on the ground, what a waste of bullets. The camera still laid in the ground and Siren tilted her head, ‘it’d sell well’ she thought and made her way towards it, picking the device up and inspecting it, a red light flashed besides three white letters 'REC’ Siren turn it a pressed a few of the buttons until it stopped.
She turned it a few more times then tucked it into her bag and continued walking. She hadn’t expected this one, kids from the ritz coming down here to cause trouble wasn’t uncommon, she just didn’t expect them this time.
The slums and the ritz were two vary different places, as the name suggests, the ritz was home to the Rich, given anything they wanted no matter what, and the slums, home to those who were poverty stricken and scavenging what the ritz leave behind. There was no middle class, you were either rich or poor. Kids would often go to the slums and torment the residents. Knowing full well that nobody would help them, murder ignored, reports of injuries or illness fell of deft ears. Everyone always said it wasn’t going to change anytime soon.
One thing about Siren was she wasn’t vary good at listening.
Notes: oh would you look at this mess… I’m not sure if I’ll continue it, I’d like to but it’s pretty bad. I’m not good at writing… I need sleep what am I doing its 3 in the morning.
When a guy ask for my socials and I have to think about how to break the news that I’m actually in love with Dr Klein
"So if I were to tickle you awake-"
And that, your honor, is why I no longer associate myself with them.
Look at this horrible photoshop I did. The brown one is the one I edited.
Program used - Photopea
in regards of today's ep as well as my last post,
also this
sorry i had to
I think the reason this “stylization” of Minecraft bugs me is because it’s inconsistent. Yes everything is block shaped, but those blocks vary in size all over the place. It doesn’t make sense. Why is so much of the terrain made up of different sized blocks?
And I’ve seen some people say “well that’s just to make it clear it’s a blocky world. It would look weird if the blocks were all the same size” and I just gotta ask…
Have you PLAYED Minecraft?
The landscapes in Minecraft, especially with shaders, are sometimes absolutely BREATHTAKING. And that’s achieved without having to treat people like they’re stupid and make enormous block rocks to drive the point home the world is made of blocks.
Part of the BEAUTY of Minecraft is the fact that the terrain IS just made of the same sized blocks. I mean, look at these pictures! Why can’t our Minecraft movie look like this?!?
Instead we have inconsistent blocks making up a terrain that doesn’t exist in the game with a village that includes a windmill (which again is not something in the game). Even on trees the blocky shapes of the leaves vary wildly and they have branches that do not exist in Minecraft.
It’s like they saw Minecraft, saw that it was pixelated and blocky, and then just made concept art based on that rather than try to work within the parameters of what makes Minecraft… Minecraft!
Sex on the Beach is such a nasty drink
i made this meme in a blind rage
sixth sense
pairing :: eden x seokmin (feat. evelyn + noah)
word count :: 2.9k
synopsis :: seokmin meets evangeline for the first time.
time :: january 8, 2024
warnings :: fluff overload. uncle dk + auntie eden!
a/n :: the baby fever i have just writing these is terrible i HAE IT HEREEEE
taglist :: @cafemilk-tea @cixrosie @moonlight-additions @cosmicwintr @astraw-astro @ateezjuliet @fromfreesia @succulentmom @kimhyejin3108 @enhacolor @multiplums @alixnsuperstxr @meginthebuilding27 @kang-ulzzang @hybesunstone @allthings-fandoms @itzy-eve @choihaneul @strmiu @angie-x3 @Kaitieskidmore1 @evaalopezzzz
“Right here.” Eden pointed to Evelyn’s house with her free hand.
Seokmin pulls into the driveway, putting the car into park before getting a look at the exterior of her house. “It looks so different from the last time I was here.”
“Oh yeah, she liked to move stuff around when she was pregnant.” She unbuckled her seatbelt, turning her body towards him with an anticipating smile. “Are you ready?”
He nodded, chuckling with uncertainty. “Yeah but you’re making me kind of nervous.”
“No, don’t be nervous. It’s gonna be fine.”
She got out, meeting him on his side of the car, watching as he grabbed a gift bag from the backseat. “What’s that?”
“Oh, nothing.” He winked, holding his hand out for her.
She took his hand, leading him to the doorstep and ringing the doorbell. Within seconds, Noah opened the door.
“Hey!” His eyes widened, speaking to Seokmin in his broken Korean.
Eden pouted as they both gave each other a pat on the back.
“Welcome back, kiddo.” She reaches her arms around him to give him a quick hug. “It feels like yesterday that we last saw each other.
Eden rolls her eyes, giving him a playful punch to the gut. “It was yesterday, you dork.”
He stepped aside to let them in, shutting the door behind them. “You made it back just in time, dinner is almost ready.”
She swears she could see delight flash in Seokmin’s eyes. He loved Evelyn’s cooking. But he loved her kimchi even more.
“Is that drool I see?” She joked.
He snapped out of his daze, covering his mouth to make sure he wasn’t actually drooling.
“Don’t worry, I’m the same way.” Noah nodded at him with sympathy.
They discarded their shoes and coats before venturing deeper into the house. Eden grabbed Seokmin’s hand, leading him into the kitchen where the tasty aroma was coming from.
“Oh, Evelyn.” She sang, watching as she put the wooden spoon down and turned to them. She quickly smiled upon seeing Seokmin.
“Welcome back! I haven’t seen you in forever!” She turned the dial down on the stove, quickly making her way to wrap her arms around him. “How have you been?”
“Very well, thank you. I hope everything’s going well for you too.”
“Better than expected, thanks to my baby sister.” She let go of Seokmin, moving on to give Eden a kiss on the side of her head with a hug. “I was wondering why you went home last night and asked for a double batch.”
“Surprise!”
“Will you be staying?” Evelyn looked between the couple with a hopeful look.
Eden bumped her elbow into Seokmin’s side with a smirk. “Pay up.”
“What were you making bets on?”
“That you would ask him to stay.” She looked up at him. “Told you that overnight bag would come in handy.”
“She’s right about that.” Evelyn raised her hand to Eden, the two girls giving each other a high five. “I have about thirty minutes left for dinner. You wanna go say hi to Evangeline while you wait?”
Seokmin looked at his girlfriend with a gleam in his eyes. It did not go unnoticed how much he loved children. “Can we?”
“Of course.” Evelyn turned on her heel, making her way back to the stove. “Who else would I trust to watch her whenever Noah and I have a date or weekend getaway?”
“See? I told you that too.” She was right about everything. She told Seokmin way back that they would be the first people they would call if they needed someone to watch Eva when they had errands to run or wanted to take a short vacation.
Noah led them to the living room where Evangeline was laying in her baby swing, reaching above her for the clouds that dangled in the air. Her father sat down on the couch beside her, watching as Seokmin carefully tiptoed behind Eden.
Eden sat on her knees in front of the rocker, looking up at her boyfriend. His eyes were wide and he was covering his mouth with his hand. She reached out her hand for him, motioning him to sit down next to her. Her smile was bigger than life when watching his reaction to the baby.
“Eunbyeol,” She whispered to him. He crossed his legs, plopping down next to her.
The child was kicking her feet with a smile on her face at the familiar and unfamiliar face in front of her.
Seokmin looked between Evangeline and Noah, smiling at how alike they looked. “She looks like you.” He spoke softly.
“She has the best parts of both of us,” He folds his hands together, rotating the ring around his finger. “Some days, I see myself in her, but other days, all I see is Evelyn.”
“She’s…” He trailed off, trying to form the right words but nothing coming out.
“She’s perfect, right?” Eden helped him, tucking her hair behind her ear as she gave the rocker a tiny push so she could keep swinging.
“Perfect about sums it up.”
“Even then, perfect isn’t the right word to describe her, but it’s the closest thing so we’re going with that.” Noah directed his smile towards Eden, reciting her previous words back to her.
“She’s so cute.” Seokmin pouts, tilting his head while watching the girl having the funnest time swinging back and forth.
“For the sake of full disclosure, there’s no one we trust more with her than you guys.” He reassured him, knowing that there was a possibility he would have the same doubts as Eden.
Eden snorted, patting her palm against Seokmin’s back. He looked at her with a smile, watching her eyes float from his to his mole.
“I do ask that we wait til after dinner to hold her because she just ate not too long ago, and I don’t think either of you will wanna be holding her when she drops that atomic bomb.”
Eden covered her face, leaning into Seokmin as she began laughing. “He’s right. It’s absolutely terrible.”
His cheeks flushed as he tried not to show too much of a reaction. He wasn’t sure if he wanted to laugh or cry.
The whole family was stuffed from dinner, Noah and Evelyn taking to the couch to settle down and watch over Evangeline. Eden was pulling Seokmin upstairs to show her the nursery. She had sent him pictures a few weeks ago, but it was so much better in person.
She held his hand, pushing open the door and turning on the light. It wasn’t a lot, but it was something she was proud of. She gave him a tour of the room, pulling open the drawers and pushing them back. Then she showed him the crib, pointing to the Krunk doll with Eden’s outfit on. “Don’t ask.”
Seokmin giggled, squeezing onto her hand tighter. He paid half attention to their surroundings, the other half fixated on her. He could tell just by looking at her face and the way she showed him around just how passionate she was about her work. His heart ached.
“And lastly…” She walked over to the nightlight Evelyn had bought, turning it on before switching off the ceiling light. They both looked up to see the device projecting the northern lights. “I hadn’t actually seen it in absolute darkness yet.”
Seokmin’s mouth was agape as the lights flowed seamlessly on the ceiling. She flipped back on the light, turning the projector off and approaching him to wrap her arms around his waist. “What do you think?”
He smiled down at her, flattening the sides of her hair. “It’s even better than the pictures.” He left a soft kiss on her lips, brushing his thumb against her cheek. He kept smiling and it was enough to make her forget where they were and who was waiting for them.
“Ready to introduce yourself to Eunbyeol?” Eden grabbed his hand, holding it inside both of hers.
“It’s not like I’ve been waiting all night.” He mumbled to himself.
“Trust me, I noticed.” She didn’t let go of his hand as they left the nursery, walking back downstairs to the couch.
Seokmin didn’t notice at all, but Eden and Evelyn shared a look, a silent understanding that he was ready to meet Eva.
“Oh wait, I gotta go get her my present.” The lightbulb went off on the top of his head, excusing himself from the room.
Eden tucked her hair behind her shoulders, kneeling to where Evangeline was rocking in her swing and carefully picking her up. She looked 100x more interested in Eden’s features than the mobile that hung over her. Evelyn audibly pouted, something she did every time her sister would pick her up.
“Hi there,” Her voice climbed a few octaves, pressing her nose against Eva’s as they both giggled. She took a seat on the sofa, the baby fitting perfectly in the fold of her arm as she tucked her legs under herself. She noticed a fallen eyelash on her cheek, gently dusting it away with her finger. Her tiny eyes curved into a smile, but her attention wasn’t on Eden.
Eden looked to her left, seeing Seokmin standing in the entryway. She wasn’t sure how long he had been standing there, but she quickly patted the spot next to her for him to sit. “Lookie,”
He sat down next to her, resting his chin on her shoulder to look closely at Evangeline’s face. Eden took her pacifier out and the girl started to coo. It was something she did when she was happy. She then started to squeak, a giggle on the edge of her tongue.
Seokmin gasped silently, covering his mouth in shock. He completely forgot about the present in his hand until Evelyn brought attention to it.
“So, what did you get her?” She seemed even more excited than the baby.
“Oh right,” He grabbed the gift bag that sat next to his feet, reaching in to pull out a tiny object wrapped in pink paper.
Eden watched him take apart the wrapping paper, eyes widening and lips pouting as she realized what it was.
“Here’s your own BongBongie!” He spoke softly, waving it to Evangeline to mimic dancing.
“They are literally so perfect for each other.” Evelyn turned her head to whisper to Noah. The other couple raised their heads, not hearing her the first time. She shook her head and waved them off as Noah chuckled, wrapping his arm around his wife.
Seokmin’s attention turned back to the baby girl, humming a song as he marched the tiny BongBongie plush up her onesie. She was happy and delighted from the noises she was making, they just didn’t know what from. Seokmin or the BongBongie toy?
“Ready to hold her?” Eden looked at him, motioning Evangeline to him. He shuffled a bit on the cushions like he was being handed a huge responsibility. He put his gift down on her lap and held out his arms. She smiled, gently passing her to Seokmin and not letting go until she was certain he had a firm hold on her.
Eden looked at her sister and Noah, both having the same look of approval on their faces. She turned back to Seokmin, placing her elbow on the top of the couch and using her hand to hold her head up.
“Hellooo, hello,” He said hello to her twice, one time in Korean and the other in English. “Nice to finally meet you, Eunbyeol. I’m Seokmin.”
She stared up at him, her mouth open as all eyes were on them. Eden wondered for a moment if Eva saw the same thing that she did whenever she looked at Seokmin.
She blew messy raspberries past her lips, giggling and squealing up at the man. He didn’t notice how the entire room let out a sigh of relief when Eva voiced her approval for him.
“Almost a month old and she already has a good judge of character.” Evelyn’s grin is hidden behind her wine glass as she sips from it. Seokmin and Eden both look at her.
“Does she?” He cocked his eyebrow at her, looking down at Eva to see she liked what he did with his eyebrows. He continued to make goofy faces for her and filled the living room with her adorable laughs.
“I am wholeheartedly convinced. She hated being picked up by the nurses at the hospital, the doctors, even Noah’s brother. She started crying when mom and dad held her for the first time.” Evelyn shared her observation with Eden. It all came back to her and she was starting to think that maybe she was right.
“But you two, she must have a sixth sense when it comes to people. She didn’t cry or fuss when Eden held her for the first time. Look at her now, she really likes you, Seokmin.” Evelyn pursed her lips, trying to hide her emotions in front of them. Being postpartum made her more sensitive to everything. “At least we know she’s in good hands when we have to leave her.”
Evelyn put her palm over Noah’s knee, giving him a hopeful squeeze.
Eden tasted something salty on her lips, not realizing that she was tearing up as her sister spoke. She quickly wiped all evidence of it away, resting her chin on Seokmin’s shoulder as they both watched Eva.
They let the movie they were watching play until it was over. Evangeline managed to fall asleep soundly in Seokmin’s arms without a fuss. Evelyn too fell asleep but was magically ready to wake up and take Eva to bed once the credits started rolling. She pushed herself off the couch, toeing over to him with a smile.
“Thank you for looking after her.” She thanked him, taking Eva from his arms as she stirred a bit from feeling her being taken away from Seokmin, who she had already grown used to.
He winced, truly feeling the static in his arm from holding her for so long. Eden reached over for him, her fingers pressing into the skin of his shoulder, all the way down to his wrist.
“It happens, but we endure it for her.” She smiled.
Noah got up from the couch, rubbing his palms together. “We’ll be heading to bed soon. Have to stick to a schedule or everyone will be all out of sorts. Please, make yourself at home.”
“Thank you.” Seokmin raised his hand, thanking Noah. He nodded, walking toward them and reaching for Eva’s new BongBongie plush. “I have a feeling Evelyn will want this.”
Eden giggled, holding her boyfriend's hand as they watched Noah disappear upstairs. She sighed, smiling to herself. “Are you tired?”
He pulled her closer to his chest, muffling her laughs in his chest. “My body is. I feel like I may have a cramp or two. You?”
“A little. The wine and all.” She put her hands on his chest, looking down at his smile. “Did you bring your things in?”
He shook his head. “I should go get that.” She used her knees to crawl off of him, reaching her arms up and doing her best to pull him off the couch. He wasn’t helping her in any way.”
“I’ll go get the bed ready. Meet you upstairs.”
Seokmin nodded, giving her one last departing kiss on top of her head before he made his way to the foyer and out the door. Eden got the bedroom ready, pulling out the sheets and changing into comfier clothes.
She perked up when seeing him in the hallway with his bag, stepping aside and closing the door when he was in. They did their best to be quiet and get ready for bed in the guest bathroom.
She sat on her side of the bed, covering her bottom half with the comforter and watching him plop down next to her with a big sigh.
“Long day?” She laid her chin on his chest, looking up at him.
He smiled, subtly shaking his head. He smiled in her direction, brushing his fingers through her hair.
“So… what do you think?” She waited for him to answer with a grin, knowing that he would validate what she knew to be true.
“She really is perfect.” His eyes smiled along with his lips at the sight of hers. “Really, like she looks equally like her mom and dad. And she’s so…calm.”
“I knew she would like you.” She traced her finger over the embroidery on his shirt. When she looked back up into his eyes, she sensed something deeper in meaning behind his expression.
He didn’t have to use words to get his point across. It seemed they had both thought of the same thing at one point. They both were so completely unaware of the need to see each other with children. Now that they both witnessed it, it seemed their minds were running overtime to come up with different scenarios in which they saw more of the other with kids. He was clearly imagining what Eden would look like holding their very own child in the future. It flashed before his eyes for a split second before Evangeline had acknowledged him, bringing him back to reality. He was certain, believing that she was indeed compatible with children. Tonight was only more confirmation.
She would be lying if she said she wasn’t imagining the same exact things as him.
something they don’t tell you about being autistic is that every character you write WILL end up autistic/autistic-coded whether you like it or not
wtf is wrong with the search hub on tumblr
when my OC is so violently evil and sadistic but he's still my baby boy
FRIENDS 5.24 | The One in Vegas: Part 1
looking back at some posts and seeing so many spelling errors… when y’all see those i need you to just look the other way (if any of the ones i’m working on rn have mistakes plz ignore it’s making me nervous)