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Me: My eyes, glazing over the screen as I scroll through my feed.

My past: *pOPS OUT OF KRIFFING NOWHERE TO HAUNT ME*

good lord, that fanfic. it's a legend of it's own. I remember being just floored when I found out a friend of mine's friend was the one who re-uploaded that story to Fanfiction.net when it got taken down for being so... Beyond words, shall we say. Anyhow, she re-uploaded it, and provided us endless hours of amusement.

Friends and I in highschool used to laugh ourselves sick taking turns seeing who could read it out loud the longest with a straight face. I'm not sure I'm proud of the fact I excelled. The contained laughs were painful.

i hope ebony dark’ness dementia raven way, age 33, is enjoying the my chemical romance comeback and live tour,

“I was just playing around with my imagination, and everything got intense.”

Soo I punched a kid today

This is not as bad as it sounds. I was at the park today with some of my friends and I met some kids from my theatre. They’re younger and super sweet, so I decide to keep an eye on them since this park is known for having extremely mean kids there

So this guy maybe a bit younger than me, so around 13-16, comes up to a girl I know, about seven or eight, and calls her names. Fat, a pig, a bitch, all the usual things, along with threatening to hurt her and her friends

This girl is not fat. She’s actually quite skinny and she’s very pretty, so I make sure to tell her that. I tell her not to listen to him and that she is beautiful

The asshole kid then comes over to my other friend and tries to steal his hundred dollar hat, as well as attacking my other friend for various reasons. They also threw some of our food to the ground, wasting it. He and his friend end up lashing my friends with their belts hard enough to draw blood

At this point, I’ve had enough of this bullshit. I walk up to him and punch him in the back. (It was more of a smack while I ran by but it was a little harder than I meant to so I feel bad). His friends then go to beat up my younger friends so I get them the hell out of there and the kids mock me for being a coward as I get my friends to safety

They then continue to follow us around for an hour, making scenes in several stores and attempting to trap us alone beat us up. They even yelled at the kids I was originally protecting until they admitted where me and my friends had gone. I do everything I can to keep everyone safe

The worst part is that I’d seen these bullies at the park before. I also got into an argument with them last time, since they started flirting with me while also trying to beat up my friend for what she was wearing.

Apparently some kid recorded me punching the kid and posted it to YouTube, so if you see a video of a person in a blue sleeveless hoodie smacking a kid in the back, just know that it was somewhat justified

Bangtan and MIKA, probably. Almost there with ABBA. Also, not an artist, but Eurovision, he he. 👀

i’m just curious, is there any artist(s) that you know their entire discography… like everything they ever made is just imprinted in the back of your mind

If Dan Howell had actually made it through law school.

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

some old zodiac doodles ✨

here we have Taurus and Virgo, neither of which I am or knew anyone of but I decided I liked em

For last ....idk....hour I've been helping my friend to stay alive

I've been taking with her, trying to stop her from doing it

Probably I succeeded

But I had to tell MY psychologist about it because I felt not enough about it (if that makes sense )

She (psychologist) offered that she will send an email to her (my friend's) school psychologist so them ( school psychologist) will deal with it and inform her parents

I don't want her (my friend) to be mad at me because of it but I had to do so....I don't want to loose her

⚠SPIDER⚠

⚠TINY SPIDER⚠

⚠TINY LIVING THING SOME MIGHT BE AFRAID OF⚠

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Anyways this is my new pet. I found them yesterday behind my mirror and now I found them again on my door.

I wonder what should I name them 🤔 (thinking of gender neutral names because I have yet to know how to identify an arachnid's sex)

Hey Zavala what does that even mean.

Do not disturb Carcass Kid.

What goes bump in the night? Who’s riled and ready for a fright? Why it’s these three mischievous young knaves of course, Dhorpor, Mharghy and Carcass Kid. This tricky trio is comprised of orphans who were brought into the halls of the great Eolasug of Drynyra for their particular proficiencies as promising prodigies of the scientific disposition.

Dhorpor! A rough one he is, but judging from how well he ended up taking rending his skull open to prod at his chronic brain trauma and consequently stitching it all back together this bald bespectacled kid is a tough nut to crack. Found among the filth of a sty rife with lardy beasts of burden by the outer parts of the municipality, his abilities of dissection and amputation surely came from his tendency towards cruelty and sadistic behaviour. Rather than the mud-rollers of the past, he helps the good cullahs of the halls with surgery and even excels quite well in his extraction of tumors and painful growths. Many a limb and many an organ have been skimmed and skewered under his blade to the express agony of many patients, of course a small price to pay in the way of the alleviation of dismay and the prospect of making it to the next wretched day. A playful loud mouth and energetic assistant, this boy might only be a few articles on anatomy and years in the plague-ridden city from becoming a true butcher of men.

Mharghy! The lanky cranky teen of one eye may appear to only bear half of her vision about her, however her wicked wits and careless creativity are never to be seen as anything half-minded or half-handed. A terrible team of infections took about her body in the midst of her adolescence, leaving her with a wary wavy spine and a socket of her skull compromised. Rather than seeking the dubious treatments of the looming quarters of the city, she took needle and thread upon herself to mend her own wounds. Such a determined dedication to the work of seasoned skin stitching translated into her task of bringing patchworked patients back together. Reconnecting innards and reconciling internals is no simple deed, a grizzly process which ought to leave one standing with most of (if not more) of their limbs and organs. A snarky sardonic cynic of the surgical sort, this girl can’t hold in a hardy laugh at the woes of others, even if it means her glass eye popping out.

…Carcass Kid? A relatively recent arrival from a lonely land in the heart of Talukod, this strange and stiff… kid reportedly was one among a band of travelers who involved themselves in niche mysteries. Their putrid presence seems to submerge and stifle the high spirits of any chamber they happen to stalk as some who have come into contact with this corpse-like character would come to claim. Their face is often obscured by the damp hood which adorns their noggin at all times, beyond a twisted black thicket of hair lies there a face both youthful and terribly skeletal, a ghastly pale visage of calm yet unsettling emotion. They rarely can be heard speaking as their voice remains soft and whispery, however this does not appear to trouble their companions Dhorpor and Mharghy. The particular proficiency of this unusual youngster is quite certainly difficult for most to get a grim grasp on, as they seem to know death on a level which few in these halls of progress can conceive. Some have spread rumors that the wise citizen scientist Prydlyn Pyrmarbh has taken to conferring with this young mystic concerning pseudoscience and snake oils, possibly spurred on by a rising internal distrust and only made stronger through a prejudice against those from partially-integrated border communities. As far as can be parsed from what brief interactions have been made with this poorly understood child they seem to especially enjoy the company of their companions, be that in strenuous study or simply wandering the sullen sickly streets of Drynyra bearing with them some of the last remaining jolly juvenile joy around.

life is hectic so far, but at least the barbie movie didn't end up getting banned here!!!! summer's almost over, which is a huge bummer esp since i've only been playing video games and watching my silly little movies but we move

idea: a horror game where the MC doesn't take anything seriously

It’s just after 2am, I’m reading a Star Wars fan fic where Anakin’s building a scanner to locate his transmitter bomb and I was reminded of a theory that I thought of last year: what if the transmitter bomb are really nanobots?

Think about it: nanobots can be programmed to go ‘boom’ and they would be hard to find and be in the body ‘somewhere’.

Nooo, why Kitty sad :(

I know what game to play and stream now, heh

LATE HOMEWORK (2024) — developed by sodaraptor.

I know these are two completely separate fandoms but I can’t help but think of how similar Cyrus from Pokemon is to Vergil from Devil May Cry.