It's Too Hot - Tumblr Posts
Heat is fucking ableist i just want to go outside and not feel like I’m dying or going to pass out. Like sure being cold sucks and at a certain point it hurts like hell but for me at least heat and being hot is so much worse.
(I feel like I should note that technically the first bit of this (calling heat ableist) is a joke but I stand by it at the same time)
Is the high if the day 71 F? Yes. Do I still feel like that’s too hot? Also yes I will be sweating my fucking ass off and trying to walk as little as possible which is still more than I’d like cause I’m doing college classes this summer and the campus is massive.
In unrelated news:
Not to be That Person(TM) posting remarks about weather on your dash but there’s been a surge of climate change posts on mine. And not to trivialize the seriousness of those with my anecdotal shitpost but goddamit it’s October and I live in CANADA:
10:30am and it already feels like 90° how am I supposed to go on like this!!!!!
Ice Cream Truck
Hero was almost a block away from the city center, where they had gotten an alert that Villain was wreaking havoc in the park.
Their feet pounded on the concrete beneath them and sweat dripped from their brow. They slowed to a stop, bracing their hands on their knees and panting loudly.
Why did Villain have to choose the hottest day of the year to cause problems?
They simply hadn’t believed the thermometer when they started out on their patrol today. A reading in the triple digits was criminal, and Hero could not stand for illegal acts.
Unfortunately, there was no one to arrest but the sun.
They lifted their chest, ready to continue the dash to the scene under the heat of the baking sun, when a sight stopped them in their tracks.
Was it a mirage?
The sweet sound of questionably-creepy music flooded their ears.
Could it be?
It was.
A box-shaped trucked had just turned the corner towards them, painted in light blues and pinks and yellows, covered in youthful depictions of all kinds of different cold sweets and treats.
The triumph over evil would have to wait for another day.
A SpongeBob pop was calling their name.
i planned a trip with 2 friends two weeks ago and tomorrow is finally the day we go but its gonna be like 40 degrees
Y'all better be keeping hydrated this summer
transfem sanji & oni king yamato on a hot summer day ^^