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Every time man, every time.

My routine for the past two years has been “find something, annoy everyone that knows me with it, become addicted to it for two months, lose interest” repeat.

I wish I could stop but my brain chemicals won’t let me 🥺

HE ALREADY HAS ME IN A CHOKEHOLD-

He made me start uploading again, he’s THAT powerful. This is slowly becoming a Jack Black Bowser stan account and I don’t know how to feel about it

I just saw the new Mario movie trailer and I have got a LOT to say. Forgive me for the crusty ass screenshots but I have to get this out of my system NOW

First off, the Luigi X Bowser shippers are eating GOOD tonight I’m happy for ya’ll (also Charlie Day sounds great and Jack Black Bowser continues to have me in a chokehold sorry not sorry-)

Also HOLY SHIT PEACH IS SLAYING AND I AM HERE FOR IT.

THIS SHOT IS JUST WHNSJWSJNESN-

I WASN’T EXPECTING FIRE PEACH BUT OMG YES

THE YOSHI’S HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THEM

RAINBOW MOTHERFUCKING ROAD TOO? THIS HAD ME HYPERVENTILATING AS WELL HOLY FUCK

ALSO LOOK AT HIM. HE LOOKS SO POLITE OMG.

In summary, the autism didn’t just win the battle, it won the fucking war. (Also yes, that colosseum scene was cathartic for me as well)

He’s performing with his dad I’m sobbing look at him go. I’m so excited for this song number it’s gonna absolutely FUCK.

Just saw the new trailer and he is SERVING goddamn, seriously how does Jack Black sound even better I didn’t know that was possible what the fuck

“Let’s end this” hold up why does he sound so angsty? Bowuigi divorce arc? 🫢

OH MY FUCKING GOD LOOK AT THIS SHIT I CANNOT FUCKING WAIT TO SEE MORE OF THEIR DYNAMIC

You know what? Fuck it. There’s no way I’ll be able to post this the day prior the movie comes out like I originally planned to do, so I’ll post it now.

These are my final predictions for funny plumber movie, I first made this after I saw the first trailer so some of them are outdated.

I am very excited for this movie can you tell?