Jayce And Viktor - Tumblr Posts

Mel: How long are we gonna stand and here and let him do that?

Viktor: Just give him a minute.

Jayce: *Pushing on a door that clearly says pull*

Arcane Incorrect Quote #21

Jayce: Two years ago, I married my best friend.

Jayce: Mel is still mad about it, but me and Viktor were drunk and thought it was funny.

Arcane Incorrect Quote #23

Mel: Jayce, what are you doing?

Jayce: Making chocolate pudding.

Mel: It's four in the morning, why are you making chocolate pudding?

Jayce: Because I've lost control of my life.

Jayce: Here's your pudding, Viktor.

Viktor: Oh that's okay, I'm not hungry anymore.

Arcane Incorrect Quote #49

Viktor, knocking on the door: Jayce, open up!

Jayce: It all started when I was a kid.

Viktor: That’s not what I-

Mel: Let him finish!

Arcane Incorrect Quote #56

Viktor: So Jayce, how did your first time cooking dinner go?

Jayce: Pretty good if I do say so myself.

Viktor: Oo! Okay, what are we having?

Jayce: Alright, so for appetizers, we have a potato.

Viktor: A whole potato?

Jayce: Yes. And then for the main course, we have grilled cheese sandwiches!

Viktor: These just look like big slabs of black.

Jayce: Because that's what they are!

Jayce: And then for dessert, we have chocolate.

Viktor: These are just chocolate chips?

Jayce: They sure are!

Jayce: And then for drinks, we have toast!

Jayce: *lifts up a glass of blended toast* Bon appetite!

Arcane Incorrect Quote #58

Jayce: Why are you on fire?

Viktor: This is just how my day is going.

Arcane Incorrect Quote #65

Jayce: Alright, listen up, you little shits.

Jayce: Not you, Viktor. You're an angel and we're thrilled you're here.