Arcane Incorrect Quote #58

Arcane Incorrect Quote #58

Jayce: Why are you on fire?

Viktor: This is just how my day is going.

I'm gonna write an Arcane crackfic and I AM going to take it seriously

It's gonna be a modern school AU and it might touch serious topics, it'll be posted on Ao3 and the links will be posted here (as well as the story if you prefer to read it on tumblr)

Arcane Incorrect Quote #55

Jinx: Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey!

Caitlyn: But I'm a vegan.

Jinx: Wakey wakey, vegetables and sadness.

Arcane Incorrect Quote #56

Viktor: So Jayce, how did your first time cooking dinner go?

Jayce: Pretty good if I do say so myself.

Viktor: Oo! Okay, what are we having?

Jayce: Alright, so for appetizers, we have a potato.

Viktor: A whole potato?

Jayce: Yes. And then for the main course, we have grilled cheese sandwiches!

Viktor: These just look like big slabs of black.

Jayce: Because that's what they are!

Jayce: And then for dessert, we have chocolate.

Viktor: These are just chocolate chips?

Jayce: They sure are!

Jayce: And then for drinks, we have toast!

Jayce: *lifts up a glass of blended toast* Bon appetite!

helloo saw that you’re taking request so, would you mind writing jinx x introverted reader headcanons?

Also hope you’re having a nice day !!

Awe heck yeah, definitely! My day's been good so far, I hope yours has been good too :)

Jinx x Introverted Reader Headcanons

For starters, Jinx really enjoys talking to people. She has to talk to people, it's kinda her thing.

You, on the other hand, prefer being alone. You don't really like it when random people come up to you while you're enjoying your personal space.

So, when you run into Jinx in the streets of the Undercity, she takes the initiative to strike up a conversation with you and you have no idea how to feel.

On one hand, she's invaded your space. You walked into this alley for the mere purpose of being alone and now that point is kind of useless.

On the other hand, she's cute, pretty, and you'd often be judged for thinking such ways about who's deemed as a psychotic criminal, a loose cannon, but you can't exactly hate her, can you?

"Hey. Heeeey. You there, toots?" she calls to you, whose mind is still wandering somewhere else.

You look to her and nod wordlessly, signaling her to continue.

"What're you doing all alone? Don't you have things to do with your day?"

"Not really. I just prefer to keep to myself most of the time, that's all."

"Hmm. Well," she thinks, slowly stepping closer, "you wouldn't mind if I sat here, right?"

You think for a moment, but before you can answer, she's already sitting in front of you with her legs crossed.

She talks to you a lot, going on multiple tangents about all the crimes she's committed adventures she's been on. You don't talk too much, not at all if we're being honest, but you listen to every single word.

As she goes on, you slowly begin to lose focus, watching her eyes light up whenever she tells you about an accomplishment that she's proud of. Her voice is raspy, yet so fun to listen to. She smiles so frequently throughout the "conversation" that you've probably smiled a few times as well.

It almost hurts to see her walk away after a while; no, it does hurt. It really hurts.

You hope you'll stumble across each other again soon, and maybe, just maybe, you'll share a few things about yourself with her, too.

Ya know what, I keep posting the same content over and over so here's what we're gonna do

Idk if I have an ask/suggestion box, i have it enabled though, but ANYWAYS I'm gonna take fic and headcanon requests

I will write:

Fluff

Smut

Angst

Canon x canon

Canon x reader

I will NOT write:

Incest

P*dophilia

Ageplay

R*pe

Honestly just any weird fetishes like pee and stuff

I'm gonna keep doing incorrect quotes ofc but,,, it's time to do more lmao