Viktor X Jayce - Tumblr Posts

Arcane Incorrect Quote #21

Jayce: Two years ago, I married my best friend.

Jayce: Mel is still mad about it, but me and Viktor were drunk and thought it was funny.

Arcane Incorrect Quote #34

Jayce: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?

Viktor: Neither.

Viktor: Because it's twelve.

Arcane Incorrect Quote #56

Viktor: So Jayce, how did your first time cooking dinner go?

Jayce: Pretty good if I do say so myself.

Viktor: Oo! Okay, what are we having?

Jayce: Alright, so for appetizers, we have a potato.

Viktor: A whole potato?

Jayce: Yes. And then for the main course, we have grilled cheese sandwiches!

Viktor: These just look like big slabs of black.

Jayce: Because that's what they are!

Jayce: And then for dessert, we have chocolate.

Viktor: These are just chocolate chips?

Jayce: They sure are!

Jayce: And then for drinks, we have toast!

Jayce: *lifts up a glass of blended toast* Bon appetite!

Arcane Incorrect Quote #58

Jayce: Why are you on fire?

Viktor: This is just how my day is going.

Arcane Incorrect Quote #65

Jayce: Alright, listen up, you little shits.

Jayce: Not you, Viktor. You're an angel and we're thrilled you're here.