Kate Bishop X Yelena Belova - Tumblr Posts
"In love and mad about it" is my new favorite trope ❤
America: “Kate? Did you just come in through your bedroom window?”
Kate, red faced: “What? Haha, no, of course not. That was, uh, that was my girlfriend. Leaving. She, um, she likes windows?”
Peter, wind tussled, tucking his shirt in: “So you two are dating!”
Kate, grimacing: “Eww, Pete, but your clothes fully back on before you open the door. And wash your hands!”
Peter, confused then gesturing maniacally: “Ok, but why would Oh! Oh no! I wasn’t! I was just, I spilled some, so I needed to change my shirt, Food! I had food on my- America had strobe lights going off in her room!” *points accusingly at America*
America, unconcerned because instant portals is the best sneaking power: “We all celebrate pride our own way.” *shrugs* “I have strobe lights, Pete watches gay porn, Kate spends an entire national emergency going down on Yelena.”
Peter, tempted to rebuke that but realizing it means he needs to explain a weird costume, white sticky stuff, and spider related accidents: “Yeah, let’s never talk about this again?”
Kate, realizing she has no other way to explain sneaking back into her room with her costume and bow: “Yep, the only pride celebrations we’re even admitting to is the parade we’re attending tomorrow.”
Kamala, from the door to the apartment: “I still get to come right?”
America: “What are you even doing there?”
Kamala, shrugging: “Watching. You guys are, like, the most hilarious neighbour’s ever.”
I don’t need avengers 5–I need a sitcom where Peter Parker, Kamala Khan, America Chavez and Kate Bishop are all living in an apartment together, being the best of friends but not a single one of them knows that the other has a secret identity/powers and them constantly making the most batshit absolutely insane stories about where they went missing when the city was on fire.
Kate: I have no more forks to give.
Yelena: You have one fork to give.
Kate: But then how would I eat?
Yelena: Oh Kate Bishop, you do not have to use a fork to eat me.
Kate: I have one fork to give.
Clint: “Alright everybody, we have new intel on the Thunderbolts and their villainous scheme. This is Yelena Belova, the field leader. She’s an extremely dangerous Black Widow assassin. Kate, can you take her?”
Kate, starring at Yelena’s picture with a dry mouth: “Uh.”
Clint, exasperated: “Hawkeye! Can you take her out?”
Kate, nodding: “Yeah, yes, mhm, I’m on top of her. It! I’ve got this.”
Clint: “Good. Take a few days to plan it out. Next up is-”
**
Clint: “Kate! Thank god you finally answered your phone. Where have you been?”
Kate, confused: “Out?”
Clint, done with this child: “Why have you been out?! Everyone here is planning how we’re going to handle the Tunderbolts.”
Kate, distracted: “Oh, right. That.”
Clint: “Kate!? Did you forget the mission?”
Kate, scoffing: “No, of course not. I did the mission. I took Yelena out.”
Clint, heart dropping at the thought of Kate fighting a Black Widow alone: “You what?!?”
Kate: “Yeah, she wasn’t too happy at first but I talked her around. We went for dinner at L’Artusi after a walk through Central Park. She kept making fun of a park being one of the biggest attractions in New York so I promised to prove why it was. Yesterday I took her out to sushi at Shuko and we went to the MET. She enjoyed the food more than the art. She liked the boat tour I arranged for us two days ago much more.”
Clint: “Oh no. There has been a horrible mistake in our communication.”
**
Yelena, smirking at her team and Kate’s: “And that is how I started dating Kate Bishop.”
The Avengers, side eyeing Kate: …
Kate, confused: “Clint never did tell me what the miscommunication was.”
The Thunderbolts, side eyeing Kate even harder: …
Yelena, reassuringly: “I am certain he will tell everyone during his best man speech at our wedding next week.”
Kate, reassured and shrugging: “Oh well, if it was important he would have told me then.”
The Thunderbolts, having given up side eyeing Kate: “So, are we still going to fight or what?”
The Avengers: “Oh dear god, yes please!”
~~~
Look, the may be on the opposite team but that has literally never stopped Kate before and it’s not going to now.
Why does here jacket have pins on finger gun shooting a bird with fireworks above it?
FLORENCE PUGH as YELENA BELOVA HAWKEYE EPISODE 5: RONIN (2021) dir. Bert & Bertie
Is there a way we can do this with Kate and Yelena?! Because I would love a fake married AU where Yelena is presumed dead and Kate’s hijacked into being her untold wife but has never actually met her. Just fought her when they were both is super suits/masks. Then Yelena comes back all “lol, of course I faked my death. Do you know what the retirement conditions were like?” And Natasha, Melina, and Alexi are all “why did you never tell us about you’re wife!? We love her, she’s a sweet heart. We’re totally ok with you marrying a rich American woman because we love you.” And Yelena’s all “my what now?!”
Then Kate sees Yelena and is like, ‘oh, yeah. My wife. Good job me! I had no idea what I was doing but I’m doing so awesome at it.” And Yelena’s torn because she’s loving her family’s attention and doesn’t want to disappoint them but also, this mess of a human being. This mess of a human being she has to keep saving the life of and “Kate Bishop have you ever met a vegetable? Have you?” And Kate’s all “what are you doing in my apartment?! Not that I’m complaining, of course. Happy wife, happy life. Please don’t shoot me.”
So really it’s more a fake marriage AU / enemies and wives / strangers to lovers paradigm.
miles “who’s morales” morales’s biggest weakness is the cover story
Yelena: “What? You are such a princess Kate Bishop, that you think I should carry you over the threshold in my arms despite the fact you are taller than me?”
Kate: “I…” *too flustered at the idea to say anything*
Yelena:… “actually, is not bad idea.”
She's so hot here 🔥 i know we all know what she's saying here, but insert your own incorrect quotes for her dialogue in this moment lol
I have a wip about this. Basically everyone’s ragging on Kate for being a clingy mess and all “l bet you could cuddle Yelena for a whole day.” And Yelena’s like “actually, the record is forty two hours and twelve minutes. Then she got so antsy she went for a two hour run. Lucky was so exhausted.” And the team is teasing Kate but Natasha (because I refuse to not have her back) is just starring at Yelena in shock. Finally someone asks her why and Natasha just whispers in this horrified tone to Yelena “l you let someone cuddle you for almost two days”.
Basically, yes. I head cannon Kate as a level five clinger and Yelena as a level five clingee.
Kate: The difference between us is that I do nothing to hide my clinginess while you pretend it’s a coincidence that you’re in the same room as me 97% of the time.
Yelena: The fact that I’m laying on you means nothing.
Yelena: Thank you. It was surprisingly easy once I figured out how to shut her up.
Maria: *cautiously* How, exactly, are you doing that?
Yelena: *proud* She goes silent for at least five minutes after I kiss her. It will not be long before I find a way to keep her quiet for half an hour.
Natasha/Peter/Maria:….
Natasha: Poor Kate Bishop
*BlackHill Family Dinner*
Maria: So how was everyone's day? Peter, did you learn anything new in school?
Peter: Yeah, actually. I learned a lot of history.
Natasha: I learned how to cook chicken without burning it.
Yelena: I learned how to refrain from strangling Kate Bishop every time she speaks.
Natasha: Oh wow, good job.
Peter: Yeah, that's impressive for you.
I love me a pseudo-historical arranged marriage au but it always nudges my suspension of disbelief when the author has to dance around the implicit expectation that an arranged marriage should lead to children, which a cis gay couple can't provide.
I know for a lot of people that's irrelevant to what they want from an Arranged Marriage plot, but personally I like playing in the weird and uncomfortable implications.
So, I've been thinking about how you would justify an obviously barren marriage in That Kind of fantasy world, and I thought it'd be interesting if gay marriage in Ye Old Fantasy Land was a form of soft disinheritance/abdication.
Like, "Oh, God, I don't want to be in this position of power please just find me a boy to marry", or, "I know you should inherit after you father passes but as your stepmother/legal guardian I think it'd make more sense if my kids got everything, so maybe consider lesbianism?", or "Look, we both know neither of our families has enough money to support that many grandkids, so let's just pair some spares and save both our treasuries the trouble".
Obviously this brings in some very different dynamics that I know not everyone would be pinged by, but I just think it'd be neat.
Kate: Not on the dinner table!
Yelena: *raises* eyebrow
Natasha: Why are you such a bad liar Kate?
Kate: I’m just a very honest person, okay?
Kate: I’m sorry, babe. This food is delicious, but way too spicy.
Yelena: So?
Kate: I could never eat something this hot.
Yelena: I'm hot and you still eat me.
Wanda: *chokes on her drink*
Natasha: WHAT—
Me: The problem is I’m a lesbian.
My therapist: Um, that doesn’t sound like a problem?
Me: No, it is. I have a fear of accidentally cutting someone if a knife is too close to a throat.
My therapist: Oh you poor dear, you’re going to be alone forever.
Me: *crying* I’ve never been flirted with and I don’t know if I should be happy or sad about it.
My therapist: Have you considered archery?
You couldn't handle this. Mm, you'd be surprised.
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