Kate Kane And Bruce Wayne - Tumblr Posts
Kinda wanna take these and make something out of them 👀
Batcousin bullshit
They all have the same 3 freckles under their left eye
Nobody is straight
Lizzie once kicked Bruce from the stairs when they were kids. No Bruce has not forgiven her.
Bette and Bruce are the youngest
Bruce was often covered in make up because Bette needed a guinnea pig
They have monthly meet ups and talk shit about whatever they want. Often the league
Lizzie tought Bette how to braid hair (when she came back)
When Lizzie "died" Kate didnt leave her room for months, Bruce was the only one allowed in
When Kate joined the army she called Bette and Bruce as much as possible
Bruce's nickname for Bette is MaryBee
Kate calls both Bruce and Bette gremlin
Bette and Bruce are the only ones that got the curly hair, Lizzie is jealous
Bruce and Lizzie only have freckles over their nose and cheeks while Kate and Bette got them everywhere
They have matching birthmarks on their wrists
They have said each others real ID's so many times in the field it isnt even funny anymore
Kate and Lizzie still parent trap people
Bruce's background on his batphone is them as kids, the league thinks it are his kids.
Sometimes Bruce needs people to reinact a crime scene, Lizzie happily volunteers everytime, its starting to concern the others
Bette and Lizzie share hairproducts
Bette was born two (2) years before Lizzie "died"
Kate/Lizzie and Bruce have a 5 year age gap
Kate is going to be the head of the family after her father dies
When Lizzie came back, Bruce may have shed a tear, he will deny it
Kate and Lizzie are 6'0, Bruce is 5'8 and Bette is 5'6
Everybody steals Kate's shirts, she's not happy about it
They are always in Kate's apartment
They are in front row cheering at Bette when she has competitions
Lmao anyway,
I think they should interact more
Pt.1 (?)
List of Bruce Wayne concepts that may or may not be me projecting
Once when he was 16 he texted Kate that she needed to come over quickly and she thought it was an emergency but it turns out that Bruce's boyfriend at the time broke up with him and he wanted to dye his hair and diss the guy with his older cousin
She still cries about this night when she misses him
After he adopted Dick he stopped locking his bedroom door so the kid could climb in bed with bruce and cuddle after a nightmare (it helped them both a lot more than either knows)
About a week before Dick's first gala the kid had a breakdown bc he wanted to wear a dress instead of a tux but thought bruce wouldn't approve or love him anymore if he found out, but when he did tell bruce all he did was hug him and ask "which dress do you want? No budget"
They made front cover the next day with their sparkly blue gowns
Bruce doesn't like Starbucks, and will often run into small family owned cafes as batman
Tim, Jason, and Cass took on this tradition
If a random kid comes up to the manor doors he will let them come in for dinner, sleep in a nice bed, take a shower whatever they need
He pays for free health care for all of Gotham
Stephanie asked him for advice on 'which piercing would look best on me' as a joke and he proceeded to answer her seriously
She didn't know that he had a septum piercing
He gets upset when people touch his neck and shoulders (specific the back)
He gives himself haircuts
He had a mullet at one point and doesn't regret it
Dick found pictures of it and that's why he grew his hair out into one, as a tribute
Batfam + Co as conversation my friends and I have pt.3
Bruce: *image attached*
Bruce: *image attached*
Bruce: so which one
Kate: bottom one
Kate: I like the girl in red in that one
Kate: she's vibing
Bruce: you-
Kate:???
Bruce: you like the
Kate: wait, nO-
Bruce: Girl In Red
Kate: bRuCe
Bruce: 😏
Kate: wAIT-
Bruce: 😏😏😏😏
9 cause it's my favorite number
9- Star Sapphire!Bruce tying up criminals and leaving a note for the cops that just has a pink heart on it
"Who the hell does this guy think he is?!" Gordon sighed, walking past the group of police cadets gathered around the small TV in the break room of GCPD.
Recently some lantern, not a green one apparently, had stopped by Gotham. Sightings of this "Pink Lantern" led the police to know 3 things;
1) They appeared to be male
2) They seemed to come out of nowhere, jumping out of the shadows (which is weird because of how bright the pink is)
3) They seem to have a connection and/or friendship with Batwoman
Of course, since crime never rests (except on Wednesdays and the 16th of every month, according to Harley), they got a call from the chemical plant just as Gordon sat down at his desk. This time it was only Riddler and Scarecrow, and while they can be dangerous, Jim had a feeling it wouldn't get too bad.
Arriving at the plant, James Gordon made a note to add a dollar to the "I'm right, again" jar when he got home. There, surrounded by vats of acids, were the two supervillains they were looking for.
Walking over, he mentally approved of the handiwork dine with the rope that tied the two up. Just as he was about to turn away, something caught Jim's eyes. A small note card, folded in half so it stood upright, with a bright pink heart drawn on it.
Gordon put this note in his desk drawer for safe keeping, adding 27 and counting as time goes on.
{~Back in the cave under Wayne Mansion~}
"So....do you draw the heart when you get there?...Or is there a couple tucked in your boot?" Kate asked her cousin as she took off her cowl. Bruce allowed the ring to get rid of his costume, shaking his head,
"I keep a drawer full of them in here. I think I need to restock soon too."