9 Cause It's My Favorite Number

9 cause it's my favorite number

9- Star Sapphire!Bruce tying up criminals and leaving a note for the cops that just has a pink heart on it

"Who the hell does this guy think he is?!" Gordon sighed, walking past the group of police cadets gathered around the small TV in the break room of GCPD.

Recently some lantern, not a green one apparently, had stopped by Gotham. Sightings of this "Pink Lantern" led the police to know 3 things;

1) They appeared to be male

2) They seemed to come out of nowhere, jumping out of the shadows (which is weird because of how bright the pink is)

3) They seem to have a connection and/or friendship with Batwoman

Of course, since crime never rests (except on Wednesdays and the 16th of every month, according to Harley), they got a call from the chemical plant just as Gordon sat down at his desk. This time it was only Riddler and Scarecrow, and while they can be dangerous, Jim had a feeling it wouldn't get too bad.

Arriving at the plant, James Gordon made a note to add a dollar to the "I'm right, again" jar when he got home. There, surrounded by vats of acids, were the two supervillains they were looking for.

Walking over, he mentally approved of the handiwork dine with the rope that tied the two up. Just as he was about to turn away, something caught Jim's eyes. A small note card, folded in half so it stood upright, with a bright pink heart drawn on it.

Gordon put this note in his desk drawer for safe keeping, adding 27 and counting as time goes on.

{~Back in the cave under Wayne Mansion~}

"So....do you draw the heart when you get there?...Or is there a couple tucked in your boot?" Kate asked her cousin as she took off her cowl. Bruce allowed the ring to get rid of his costume, shaking his head,

"I keep a drawer full of them in here. I think I need to restock soon too."

Give me a number under 50 in my ask box and I'll write something about one of my au's :D

Some more batfam as shit my family said; pt.2

Bruce: *holds a shirt at the store*

Alfie: are you sure thats a 100% cotton?

Bruce: I think so? Why?

Alfie: that means its the good shit

(I love my grandma)

Tim, after fucking up his food for the second time: what! again? How?

Jason: I think you should just stop trying, you're going to burn the house down and my pc is to heavy to move it so quick

Steph, wearing a pink peel-off face mask: hey

Dick: *scream high enough for dogs to hear it*

Steph: what?

Dick: oh god i thought your skin was peeling off oh my god

Bruce, jokingly: so who wants to get tickled to death

Tim: me!

Jason: Tim!

9 year old Duke: *trying to write something meaningfull and cool*

Bruce: what ya doin'?

Duke: *slams notebook closed* you wouldnt understand *runs to his room*

Native Bruce Wayne Headcanons

(Brought to my attention by @catboybatman )

His great grandparents and their ancestors (on his dad's side) are one of the oldest families in Gotham, although bruce's family haven't lived on the rez in long time

The Wayne's are mostly Native, probably Lenape, and got most of their family wealth from the rich white guys some of them married in the 1400's-1800's

The Kane's are Cherokee and Blackfoot (shut up im projecting) but there are more mixed relationships so most of them are white passing

Bruce used to get made fun of at school because he has a (beautiful) sloped nose

Bruce keeps his hair braided, but loops the braids together before going out as Batman

"Father, why is your hair so long?" "Hair is sacred Damian." "Why?" "It binds us to our ancestors, the Earth, the Creator, and its a source of power and strength, among other things." "......Interesting, I think I would like to grow my hair out like yours." "Okay."

Arab-Indigenous Damian

Gods I just realized how chaotic powwows would be with this group jeez

Bruce teaching damian how to braid hair/doing the girls hair for them

Bruce making the kids go to their friends houses so he can cleanse the house (and giving Alfred the day off too bc let's be honest, cleansing or not, he deserve a nice break)

*Bruce (and later damian, then the rest of the kids get in on it too) getting non-native stores shut down after selling dream catchers and white sage

Jewish-Indigenous Bruce & Kate

The next reporter to call bruce "too white to be native" or "1%-er" is getting a whole drum up the ass

Handmade beaded jewelry for everyone

Jason (or anyone for that matter) punching others at school for saying shit like "only f*gg*ts wear earrings"

*The wayne family holding/going to protests and events for MMIW and ones that are about preserving indigenous land

Martha used to make the b e s t frybread

I'm hungry now

Mmm frybreaddddd

I want some now

*Bruce cutting a lock of his hair when Jason "died" (and for the others when they "die")

(Note:

Hey y'all, sorry if some of this seems bare-level knowledge or seems like I'm not even trying to be creative, bc, well I'm not. I'm writing this close to midnight and I'm tired and I haven't had much native culture to grow up with and I'm really trying hard to get more in touch with my culture and ancestors. I'll add more if I think of anything, but I hope this is good for now, also, ADD STUFF IF YOU WANT AND/OR IF YOU'RE NATIVE!!!!!!!

*1- it's cultural appropriation for non-native sources to be making/selling native cultural items, such as Dreamcatchers, and white sage.

*2- MMIW is Murdered and Missing Indigenous Women, an organization focused on getting the murdered and missing native women back and helping the victims families.

*3- Cutting a lock of your hair after a loved one dies is a symbolic gesture of honoring them and shows the severing of the connection between the living and the passed.)

Thinking about young dad!Bruce tonight

Dick to Bruce: Hey, so dad– Bruce: I– I’m babie??? Alfred, longsuffering: Yeah, Master Bruce, you really are.

Dick: Since you’re a grown-up– Bruce: I’m a WHAT now

Bruce, up at 3am, screams when Dick accidentally sneaks up on him

Dick: Hey, Bruce, I had a nightmare–stop screaming, it’s me, why aren’t you in your pajamas, did you even go to bed last night BRUCE my dad always said that if you don’t sleep you’ll get sick and grumpy and angry and then slowly DIE–

Bruce, squinting at a can of monster in the vending machine: Alfie, I… I never graduated college…

Alfred: Master Bruce, you dropped out in first year to join a murder cult, remember?

Bruce: I’m a terrible role model. I don’t even have a degree. How can I be someone my kid respects? Also Bruce: I KNOW. I’ll teach him the fighting moves I learned in the murder cult!!! Also Bruce: [is still at that age where none of his peers have graduated college yet]

Dick uses a lot of really old memes and over a decade later his little brothers and sisters will mock him mercilessly for it but it’s because when Dick was like 8 years old Bruce was at the age demographic where memes are targeted

Bruce has a LOT of firsts with Dick

For example: “ALFIE ALFIE I DID MY OWN LAUNDRY!!!” “Extraordinary, Master Bruce. Have you considered becoming a butler.”

Bruce is at that age where like… he’s still not quite sure where he’s going career wise… so he’s like “I’ll be CEO for now and see where it takes me”

“What if… I become a housewife. Then I don’t have to work AND I can play with Dick all day and help him with homework and English and stuff!” Alfred: Master Bruce, that would first require you to have a significant other Bruce: Whoa, wait a sec, I think I’m too young to be dating Alfred: Is that so, Master Bruce

I feel like Bruce would be kinda conflicted here because first off he’s a DAD second off he just came out of a murder cult and third off most kids his age are still in college studying so he’s like… do I go back and finish my studies and get a “proper job”? Aren’t I technically the CEO of a huge company? But I don’t know how to be a CEO?

Bruce: I feel like everyone’s ahead of me… and I’m behind and I just… I don’t know what to do… Lucius: You’re the richest person under the age of 25 Bruce: I just–I’m WHAT

Bruce telling Alfred to take care of all his money because he’s “too young and I don’t think I can handle it responsibly yet”

Bruce: ALFIE I swept floors in Korea with a pity job and made street food in India (also a pity job) and taught English in China (money issue on both sides) so I wouldn’t be homeless and the only reason I could afford planes was because I joined a cult that paid all travel expenses Alfred: I think the lesson here is don’t join cults just to travel the world Alfred: Also it built character