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Batfam doing a group project? What kind of people are they?
Bruce: I'll be back around 5:30. I want the mission strategy done by then.
Bruce: *leaves*
Harper: Alrighty. Since we're gonna be here a while, I'm gonna grab us some food.
Barbara: But it's only an hour.
Harper: Text me what you want.
Tim: I made the shared drive. Did everyone get it?
Cass: Not me.
Tim: What's your email?
Cass: Don't have one.
Tim: How do you still not have an email?
Cass: I did. Then I deleted it.
Tim: Why?
Cass: Kept getting emails.
Barbara: Tim, just share your computer with her. Cullen, how's the outline coming?
Cullen: Already done.
Barbara: *reads it over*
Barbara: I know you used BatGPT.
Cullen: No one said I couldn't.
Helena: I'll do the citations.
Barbara: But we don't need any sources.
Helena, ominously: I'll find them. I always find them...
Jason: Who the fuck is writing in yellow text?!?
Duke: I don't judge you for your life choices, do I?
Barbara: Duke, if I let you use Comic Sans, will you change the color?
Duke: Comic Sans AND a word cloud.
Barbara: Fine, whatever.
Damian: Where is Father's credit card? I need to purchase some stock images.
Barbara: Top drawer, under the Robin handbook.
Luke: Hey, I'm trying to attach a video but it says the file's too big.
Tim: Oh yeah, we don't have the premium version.
Luke: You're literally billionaires.
Tim: How do you think we stay that way?
Carrie: *animating all the transitions*
Bette: For the sound effects, should I go with a relaxing seaside or dramatic swoosh?
Dick: Definitely the swoosh. As for the presentation, I think we should open with a choreographed musical number.
Steph: *makes the title slide*
Steph:
Barbara: *sighs and does all the work*
Barbara, muttering: You can bet your asses I'm adding end credits.
Tim: What?
Barbara: Nothing! Keep going gang, you're doing great!
Any batfamily member ever: I'm about to drop kick a clown.
barbara gordon: I hope paul blart just becomes one of those things that just continues to get sequels for absolutely no reason where the sequels try to be bigger than the last and it gets to the point of where they just send him into space.
dick grayson: Paul Blart Mall Cop.
cassandra cain: Paul Blart Mall Cop 2.
jason todd: Paul Blart Mall Cop 3.
stephanie brown: Paul Blart Mall Cop 4: The Final Chapter.
tim drake: Paul Blart Mall Cop 5: A New Beginning.
duke thomas: Paul Blart Mall Cop 6: Blart Lives.
damian wayne: Paul Blart Mall Cop 7: The New Mall.
luke fox: Paul Blart Mall Cop 8: Paul Takes Manhattan.
jean-paul valley: Paul Blart Mall Cop 9: The Final Mall Cop.
bette kane: Blart X.
kate kane: Paul Blart vs. Larry the Cable Guy.
barbara gordon: Paul Blart (2046 Remake).
Kinda wanna take these and make something out of them 👀
Batcousin bullshit
They all have the same 3 freckles under their left eye
Nobody is straight
Lizzie once kicked Bruce from the stairs when they were kids. No Bruce has not forgiven her.
Bette and Bruce are the youngest
Bruce was often covered in make up because Bette needed a guinnea pig
They have monthly meet ups and talk shit about whatever they want. Often the league
Lizzie tought Bette how to braid hair (when she came back)
When Lizzie "died" Kate didnt leave her room for months, Bruce was the only one allowed in
When Kate joined the army she called Bette and Bruce as much as possible
Bruce's nickname for Bette is MaryBee
Kate calls both Bruce and Bette gremlin
Bette and Bruce are the only ones that got the curly hair, Lizzie is jealous
Bruce and Lizzie only have freckles over their nose and cheeks while Kate and Bette got them everywhere
They have matching birthmarks on their wrists
They have said each others real ID's so many times in the field it isnt even funny anymore
Kate and Lizzie still parent trap people
Bruce's background on his batphone is them as kids, the league thinks it are his kids.
Sometimes Bruce needs people to reinact a crime scene, Lizzie happily volunteers everytime, its starting to concern the others
Bette and Lizzie share hairproducts
Bette was born two (2) years before Lizzie "died"
Kate/Lizzie and Bruce have a 5 year age gap
Kate is going to be the head of the family after her father dies
When Lizzie came back, Bruce may have shed a tear, he will deny it
Kate and Lizzie are 6'0, Bruce is 5'8 and Bette is 5'6
Everybody steals Kate's shirts, she's not happy about it
They are always in Kate's apartment
They are in front row cheering at Bette when she has competitions
Lmao anyway,
I think they should interact more
Pt.1 (?)
i’m batgirl, you idiot.
For those who don't know where to start with female characters, here are a couple of League of Comic Geeks posts that have female bat character's reading lists. Now you can't claim you don't know where to start with these characters.
Barbara Gorden as Oracle
Cassandra Cain
Stephanie Brown
Helena Bertinelli
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Bette Kane
people on tumblr will make eloquent posts about how the batboys are actually ‘female coded’ instead of actually reading about a female character
Harper: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise
Bette: I beg to differ
Harper: Then Beg
How small must the world be for both Bruce and Tim to witness John and Mary Grayson's deaths
Or for 10-year-old Duke to crack the Riddler's puzzle before Batman swoops in and saves the day, long before his powers came into play
Or for Sheila Haywood to leave her son only to end up assisting his killer a decade and a half later
Not to mention the popular fanon concept of Jason knowing baby Damian in the League of Assassins
Now imagine how many other invisible strings could've tied them together
Like what if Tim and Jason went to the same school when Jason was Robin but all they shared was the occasional bump and "excuse me" in the busy halls
Or what if Babs was a tutor and helped an elementary-aged Steph finally understand her homework only for the Browns to cancel after a couple sessions because they couldn't afford it
What if the first person to buy Cass a hot meal was Kate on one of her travels
What if Alfred witnessed young Selina shoplifting groceries but chose to turn a blind eye
What if Jason lived on the same streets as the Row siblings and gave little Harper tips on how to use tools and defend her brother
What if Steph and Duke shared the same school bus, only he sat in the front while she was toward the back
What if the first person to teach Tim how to tie his shoes was Bruce at a gala because Jack and Janet were busy talking to someone important
What if Bette did a DNA test for fun and found a connection in Nanda Parbat but just assumed the results was faulty because she knew her whole family, right?
What if 8-year-old Dick, the day before his parents died, stayed at a cheap hotel near Crime Alley and found 4-year-old Jason wandering alone and said, "I'll be your big brother for tonight"
What if the universe knew they were made for each other and wouldn't rest until they realized it too