Keep It In Your Pants Zeus - Tumblr Posts

wittyrosebush
4 years ago

Hera: This vermin speaks of affairs (quite literally) he knows nothing about!

Zeus: THAT IS TRUE

Hera: He has no respect!

Zeus: THAT IS ALSO TRUE

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wittyrosebush
4 years ago

Hades: ...So what's it like being married to Hera?

Zeus: Once, I asked her for a water while she was pissed at me, and she brought me a glass full of ice and said "wait."

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