Lore Olympus Hades - Tumblr Posts

Same energy

Hades: I don’t know if you noticed but I slipped a little note in your lunch to say how much I love you.

Persephone: Thank you, that’s very sweet but-

Persephone, holding up a 10 page letter: This is not a little note, Hades

Hades: ...So what's it like being married to Hera?

Zeus: Once, I asked her for a water while she was pissed at me, and she brought me a glass full of ice and said "wait."

Apollo: Sorry, I lost my cool for a second.

Hades, not looking up from his cup of coffee: You can't lose what you don't have.

Hera: So you've known Persephone for 12 hours, what have you discovered?

Hades: People fall in love with her very easily

Hera: ... an example?

Hades, holding back tears: Me

Greek gods as things my high-school teachers have said

Zeus: "My 'D' isn't working."

Hera: "You sound like a hippopotamus. I need you to sound like a heavy fairy."

Hades : "Church music? Hm, sounds like an angsty Adele song."

Persephone: "Fuck the patriarchy, I want to plant my flowers!"

Eros: "I love to do my jazzy Harry Potter dance!"

Poseidon: "YOU ARE KILLING THE TURTLES!"

Athena: "The cause of my death is overdose on history."

Ares: "Canon go boom or gun go pow!"

Apollo: "It was composed by Shrek or some other guy."

Bonus because I couldn't think of which one to use: "You're leg is chopped off, but it will stop bleeding soon so imma head out"

Hades at some point: Whoever doesn't like Persephone, your mom's a hoe!

The last one got me shaking my head. I’m disappointed I’m both of them. Never underestimate Kronos

Hades and Persephone being lovebirds and accepting physical touch

I agree

Popular opinion:

Sir Handsome Tree >>> other LO men

This was a beautiful ending to a beautiful webtoon.🩷💙.