Greek Myth Edit - Tumblr Posts

Charon: Just take a deep breath!

Hades, having not seen Persephone for a day: TAKE A DEEP BREATH?! IT FEELS LIKE MY INSIDES ARE BEING RIPPED OUT!

Hades, seeing Persephone for the first time: Oh no

Charon: What is it? What happened?

Hades: I think I just felt an emotion.

Charon, dropping his oar: You've GOT to be kidding me

Hades, going up to Olympus for the first time in years: If I wasn't terrified of heights, I'd like this. But, I'm terrified of heights, so I don't like this.

Ares: What if I accidentally made the mortals hate each other for no reason?

Athena: Surely you can't be serious!

Ares: I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

Greek Gods/Goddesses as memes my friends send me

Zeus:

Hera @ Hephaestus:

Hades:

Poseidon:

Athena:

Persephone:

Helios:

Apollo:

Artemis:

Aphrodite:

Hades: ...So what's it like being married to Hera?

Zeus: Once, I asked her for a water while she was pissed at me, and she brought me a glass full of ice and said "wait."

Greek gods as things my high-school teachers have said

Zeus: "My 'D' isn't working."

Hera: "You sound like a hippopotamus. I need you to sound like a heavy fairy."

Hades : "Church music? Hm, sounds like an angsty Adele song."

Persephone: "Fuck the patriarchy, I want to plant my flowers!"

Eros: "I love to do my jazzy Harry Potter dance!"

Poseidon: "YOU ARE KILLING THE TURTLES!"

Athena: "The cause of my death is overdose on history."

Ares: "Canon go boom or gun go pow!"

Apollo: "It was composed by Shrek or some other guy."

Bonus because I couldn't think of which one to use: "You're leg is chopped off, but it will stop bleeding soon so imma head out"

Hades at some point: Whoever doesn't like Persephone, your mom's a hoe!

Moodboard: fem! Hades x Persephone