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ABOUT THAT SUMMER

Chapter 1: Stolen kiss 2/2

Part 1

Chapter 2

…poor Makki.

I mean, he's not wrong 😗

‘Just 3 am thoughts’ 

This post here got somewhat popular and people started reposting it EVERYWHERE as a meme template (yeah) in horrible quality, I got like 16 or 17 messages from people where they shared links on ig, fb and reddit where it has been reposted, so yeah kids put giant watermarks on your art and be ready to file a lot of complaints.

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Yes, they are a family 😭❤

Five years later, I still can’t get over the premise of Final Haikyuu Quest, so here’s some Seijou found family backstory.

THIS IS SO FREAKING CUTE AND WHOLESOME!! I live for the seijoh family 😭 it's so cute ❤

More FHQ Seijou found family

Part 1

i miss seeing them in the new episodes 😔

seijoh come home pls…

my piece for the @hqseijouzine!! the seijou kids are having a BLAST at disneyland, especially oikawa!! 

i’m really glad to have gotten the opportunity to work with such skillful artists!!! be sure to check out everyone else’s works :’)) 

HAIKYUU BOYS REACTING TO THEIR DICK PRINTS SHOWING AT THE BEACH.

— seijoh version.

genre: crack.

warnings: suggestive content + swearing. all characters are aged up.

— a/n: from me and @bootylikepeachy thirsting over argentina!oikawa hehe. i’m not sure if this even makes sense but if you like these and want more let me know shskskkss.

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— OIKAWA TOORU; cocky as fuck! he knows his dick is pretty, so what if you can see it? will walk out of the water in slow motion, running his hand through his hair with a smirk, before strutting across the sand with his thang thangin’. would definitely wear a speedo.

— MATSUKAWA ISSEI; is actually shy about his dick print showing. he knows that motherfucker (lmao literal mother fucker, he could pull all the milfs) is huge, so he tries to wear swim shorts that are a bit longer than usual. he’s had one traumatising experience when his dick was peaking out at the bottom of his shorts and a random dog ran up to him and licked the tip. he’s never been the same since.

— HANAMAKI TAKAHIRO; is really chill about his dick print, doesn’t really care if anyone stares. in fact, he loves to traumatise mattsun and iwa, resident prudes, by jumping up and down, swinging his dick around carelessly.

— IWAIZUMI HAJIME; he struggles the most with hiding his dick print. listen, he’s a thicc boy which means thicc thighs + wet shorts = his fat dick on show for everyone. he tries to buy bigger shorts, but they’re always tight and ride up his thighs, especially when he sits down. constantly has a towel over his lap or is shifting his dick around to make it less...prominent. never really works.

— KINDAICHI YUUTAROU; he also wants his dick print to be seen. will grab it to show it off more when girls walk past. but he’s also awkward as fuck. his shorts don’t fit right, so when he bends down to pick up shells in the sand, his dick just flops out. yeah that’s one way to get the girls’ attention.

— KUNIMI AKIRA; he doesn’t really like the beach in general, so oikawa lends him a spare speedo since he doesn’t own swimwear. swimming in the sea is a no, so he takes to laying out on the sand - will most likely nap. the boys clown him and build a mermaid tail that unsurprisingly doesn’t cover his bulge, yet when he wakes up and looks down he just shrugs and goes back to sleep. too bad he doesn’t notice the seagulls eyeing him up.

— KYOUTANI KENTAROU; him and his dick are a fucking menace at the beach. another who has his dick peaking out the bottom of his shorts, but he lives for the surprised gasps of everyone around him when the sunlight catches the glint of his pretty prince albert piercing. his print also looks a bit odd from the frenum ladder running along his shaft (what can i say, ceo of piercing his dick). is also the type to be like, “the fuck are you staring at?”

could you do age regressor kindaichi with matsukawa and hanamaki as caregivers?

Crybaby

Characters: Little!Kindaichi, Caregiver!Matsukawa, Caregiver!Hanamaki

Warnings: mentions of blood

This is a short little fic because in all honesty I ran out of ideas to keep it going but I hope you enjoy!

If you asked Hanamaki, Kindaichi was probably the most never-little Little there ever was.

He never really slipped into his space unless he desperately needed it, no matter how coaxing his caregivers were. They accepted it a long time ago, though, and are just as happy with him being big as they are him being little. Which is why they were so shocked to see their boy surrounded by their team members, sobbing his eyes out as his knee trickles red.

During a little one on one between Kindaichi and Kunimi, Oikawa and Iwa’s little, Kindaichi had slipped, skinning his knee on the floor. It seemed that with the pain and the overstimulation of having everyone crowd around him sent him into a fit, instantly crying and screaming for his daddies.

Matsukawa felt a little bad for being so late but to be fair, whenever Oikawa texts him ‘Need u now, urgent.’ It usually isn’t urgent.

Both of them instantly made their way to Kindaichi. One look from Maki had Oikawa and Iwa rounding up the rest of the team and corralling them out of the gym for a made up warm-up. After everyone had left and Iwa gave Maki a first aid kit, Matsukawa knelt down beside Kindaichi, grunting softly as he was almost knocked over by the weight of Kindaichi climbing in his lap.

Still crying, Kindaichi all but screamed when Hanamaki went to touch his leg. “No, daddy! No touch, it hurts!” He wailed, practically begging him to leave his burning, bleeding cut alone. Hanamaki felt his chest tighten. Kindaichi never slipped past the age of 4, so he was very aware of the things he did and did not want. So when he told them no, he usually meant it and they wouldn’t dare to betray his trust by enforcing something onto him that he truly didn’t want, but Maki knew they had to clean and bandage his knee for fear of getting it infected.

Mattsun tried to calm him down, rubbing soothing circles into his back, “It’s okay, baby, let daddy look at it.” He tells him, holding Kindaichi close to him. It took a little more coaxing from the both of them for Kindaichi to uncurl his leg, letting Maki grab it gently.

In all honesty, it wasn’t as bad as they thought. But to their little, it was the end of the world. His knee was stinging and his daddies weren’t anywhere near as dramatic about it as he believed they should be. He sniffled a little bit more as Maki rubbed his calf gently, “It’s okay, little bug, it’s not so bad. We just gotta clean it up, okay?” He said softly.

Kindaichi seemed to think about his options before nodding his head, eyes still a little watery as he watched Maki grab some things from the first aid kit. Matsukawa held Kindaichi closer, knowing that his boy would lose his mind at the application of the antiseptic spray.

His hypothesis was correct because the second Maki sprayed the medicine, Kindaichi whined very loudly, trying to move his leg away desperately. Both his caregivers started to sooth him, Maki fanning the area to help cool the sting down. After a little bit and a few more tears he finally calmed down enough for Maki to wrap it in a bandage.

They helped him stand up before Matsukawa scooped him up in his arms, rubbing his back gently and pressing kisses to his head, “That’s a brave boy. You did so good letting daddy clean your knee. How about we go get you a treat as a reward?” He asked, smiling softly at the chuckle Maki gave as he gathered their things. Kindaichi nodded, whimpering out a request for ice cream and rested his head on Matsukawas shoulder as he gripped his shirt in his hands.

Maki took one of his hands in his own, pressing a kiss to the back of it, “Ice cream it is, little bug.” He said, all of them leaving the gym. They gave a quick thanks to Oikawa and Iwa before they left the school grounds to further look after their little boy.

Being their Twin (Seijoh)

Summary: You’re their twin sibling that goes to a different school and manages for that volleyball team. The team gets to meet you for the first time!

Warning: Cursing, Crushes

Notes: GN!Reader. I focus a bit more on the relationship with your team and crush and then what your twin’s team thinks of you

Pairings: Semi x Oikawa!Reader || Hanamaki x Matsukawa!Reader || Daichi x Hanamaki!Reader || Yuzuru Komaki x Iwaizumi!Reader || Shirabu x Yahaba!Reader || Nakashima x Watari!Reader || Lev x Kunimi!Reader || Atsumu x Kyotani!Reader

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#1 Toru Oikawa || xSemi

You go to Shiratorizawa (I had to do it) and it’s fucking hilarious to you

Your brother hates you for it but there is also nothing he can do, your there on an academic scholarship and have been for the past two years. It was thanks to your brother that you met their middle school team while you attended KitaDai because of his rivalry with Ushijima who’s head is a brick. In all honesty you go to Shiratorizawa just in spite of your brother, you are both petty and there is no denying it. The volleyball team there loves you, you’re a weapon against Oikawa because you know all of his moves before he makes them and he has such a reliance on Iwa that you know how to exploit it.

You’re not just a manager to them, you help coach with tactics, strategies, and training schedules. Ushijima is like another brother to you while Semi and you are the parents with all your kids trying to set you up, even the fucking coaches while Tendo is your #1 problem child. Also, everyone knows you and Oikawa are siblings, you share the same last name and your both well known enough to have people put the pieces together. May I just say it’s hilarious to Shiratorizawa that they did get Ushijima’s wish, he got Oikawa at Shiratorizawa and you were all such a chaotic group when it came down to it.

As for Seijoh, they had heard of you due to your brother but they never properly met you until the final for the Interhigh. You already knew Iwa because he grew up with you guys and you loved him like another brother, you were well aware of his feelings toward your twin. It was an amusing meeting seeing as you just strolled over to them in the almost empty corridor while clad in your Shiratorizawa uniform. The team had a good idea on who you were on your looks and smirk alone but the mocking “Yahoo~” that escaped you was their confirmation.

The first meeting was rather hostile considering it was before a match between your two teams, the finals to be exact. Iwa was the least tense out of the whole team and that includes your dear brother. You don’t taunt your brother too much, you know how little self-confidence he has and as his twin you can’t just let him suffer like that. Joint humiliation with the other two third years? You’re all for it. Kunimi and Yahaba may as well worship you because of all the blackmail you have on Oikawa and Maki and Mattsun aren’t any better when it comes down to it. Watari and Kindaichi see you as more level-headed than your brother as well as more focused, Iwa is just wondering why your here again.

Your lovely meeting is interrupted by none other than Semi who brings back the negative tension in the air at the reminder of the upcoming game. He easily wraps an arm around your shoulders before stealing you away after you both wish the turquoise team good luck. You felt a small pressure at the top of your head and had a good idea that Semi had kissed the top of your head, what you didn’t see was the enraged look of your twin and his best friend at the action and you barely heard Oikawa’s shrieks that they would beat Shiratorizawa due to your tangled thoughts.

“Good luck Oikawa-san, let’s see if you can beat us when you have your twin’s tactics thrown at you.”

#2 Issei Matsukawa || xHanamaki

You go to Date Tech and you have a heart attack each time you see Moniwa because he looks so much like your brother? What the hell?

Not a lot of people know you two are related and you two rarely see each other outside of the house because it wasn’t often that you play each other. You both are pretty similar in the way you have an easy-going attitude and you pretty much go with the flow with whatever and it can cause you a lot of trouble so Date Tech is pretty protective of you.

Maki is the only one that knows about you on Seijoh and that is due to him being Mattsun’s best friend as well as your boyfriend since your first year of high school. You are truly what holds them back from causing mass destruction even when you seem pretty indifferent to most everything since you’re not prone to showing off your emotions and just do whatever. It’s why your first meeting with the whole of Seijoh was a bit surprising to the two boys.

It was the Interhigh Prelims, your last Prelims with Date Tech and the last Prelims of your high school life and Karasuno had just pulled the rug from under you guys with their indestructible duo. That’s how Seijoh found you, sitting in an empty hallway with your head in your hands while you silently cried. You didn’t want the rest of Date Tech to worry about you because of the loss but the third years knew how you felt because there was a tradition set in place to let your underclassmen thrive, the third years would retire, no matter their position. Your boyfriend and brother were by your side in a second and the rest of the team could only watch.

The third years felt sorry for you and the slow horror settled in that this was their last year too, yours just happened to end sooner than theirs. The second years didn’t know what to do to help cheer you up but Yahaba was the one that told you they would beat Karasuno for you and your team. Kunimi and Kindaichi were so lost on what to do since they had no idea who you were until you introduced yourself as Matsukawa (Y/N). They all liked you rather well and that evening they swept you away from Date Tech who honestly wasn’t that surprised about why you had been stolen away, the team treated you to ramen.

“Don’t worry (Y/N)-chan, we’ll beat those crows for you and your team.”

#3 Takahiro Hanamaki || xDaichi

You go to Karasuno and it’s simply due to you not wanting to go to a private high school so you chose to go to a local high school. Your parents are busy people and having two kids in a private high school would get expensive considering you have three younger siblings.

You’ve been team manager since before Kiyoko who is kind of your helper most of the time but is still a truly efficient manager without your help. Karasuno knows you have a sibling, a twin, but they don’t know who you’re related to but when asked you have no problems answering the question of your relation, Kageyama was a little wary of you since your brother went to Seijoh along with Oikawa but you promised you’d punch the captain next time you saw him. Daichi said no. You’re kind of a wildcard if I’m going to be honest because you can be as chaotic as Tanaka and Noya or you can be as calm and motherly as Suga which is why Karasuno’s captain had such an interest in you.

You didn’t properly meet Seijoh until the Preliminaries seeing as it mostly been brief waves, hellos, and good lucks when you met in the halls. Oikawa was actually the one that found you in the hallway when you were taking a breath of air away from the team, the first years hated seeing you upset and the second years were a bit numb but you third years were in pain, you had fallen so hard a few years ago and when you thought you had a chance it was taken before your eyes. The Seijoh captain tried flirting with you, telling you how someone as stunning as you shouldn’t be crying. Maki hit him upside the head before ruffling your hair with a sad smile.

The third years liked you rather well and Mattsun was the only one that knew you before hand while the others saw you as Karasuno’s Head Manager. They understood your pain but they wouldn’t apologize for winning and you wouldn’t dare to even take that apology in the first place. The second years were a little lost but liked you well enough when you ruffled their heads and told them they did a good job and they deserved that win they started to cry. The first years, Iwa, and Oikawa were the most cautious around you because you were very protective of your first years and that was especially clear with Kageyama. They found you nice though, they were glad you weren’t mad at them for taking Karasuno’s chance for nationals.

“Don’t worry about it. You lot may have won this time but next time we won’t lose.” After that you left to look for your team but Maki teasingly yelled at you to go find yourself a boyfriend so he didn’t have to comfort you when you got home. Lucky for him you did exactly that, it was a bit of a surprise but a good one indeed.

#4 Hajime Iwaizumi || xYuzuru Komaki

You go to Kakugawa High which just recently opened up a volleyball team the year prior, you were rather annoyed that people seemed to think your team was weak.

You are the only third year on the team since you became manager when the team began a year prior and you and the coach had worked hard on making the team possible even if you weren’t the best or had any overly outstanding players on your team. Things had become easier thanks to the team captain Komaki Yuzuru who had helped you build the team once he joined and convinced his friends to join. The two of you will constantly be working on tactics of how to get the team better and more prepared for tournaments but it’s hard when no one wants to have a practice match with you. Because your team isn’t well known you and Iwa’s relation isn’t known to anyone except for a few like Oikawa.

When you meet Seijoh it’s after the Prelim Finals that they lost to Shiratorizawa, they had gone to the local ramen shop to eat away their sadness. Things got a little side tracked when Oikawa saw you with Komaki making plans for the Spring Tournament so you could prepare the team again the boy thought it was a date. It was but Iwa doesn’t need to know that. The loud whine he gave was enough to give you a headache which caused the Kakugawa captain to give your hand a little pat. Iwa was a little surprised about seeing you there since he thought you’d be hanging out else where, he’s protective of you and when he saw you with the Kakugawa captain he was on guard.

Maki and Mattsun like you a lot though you’re a bit too serious for their liking but you’re organized and very efficient. Oikawa already knows you and has claimed you as his sibling so he’s pretty protective of you as well. Yahaba and Watari like and respect you a lot because you’ve had to deal with Iwa and Oikawa for how long? Kunimi and Kindaichi find your passion to be strong, you truly care about your team and want them to go stronger even if you have to push them it kind of reminds them of Kageyama in some ways. When Mad-Dog comes around you are the only one other than Iwa he’ll listen to because you intimidate him for some reason. He also has a crush on you and sees Komaki as a threat as he probably should.

“Well we’re actually here on a date so please leave us be, I’m sure (Y/N) can talk to you later considering she lives with your vice-captain so please leave so we can enjoy our date.”

#6 Shigeru Yahaba || xShirabu

You got to Shiratorizawa and your dating Shirabu, it’s the most hilarious thing in the world to Tendo

The teams know you and Yahaba are related because you two bicker like all the time, stupid creampuff twins. You two are two halves of a whole idiot and it’s chaotic to say the least because dear lord is a mess to have you two in the same room; Watari and Shirabu typically have to split you two apart though the salty setter is reluctant he’ll follow Ushijima’s orders. The story of how you met Seijoh was a bit strange because it had taken place at a training camp Shiratorizawa had been holding the year prior and Seijoh had to come.

The two teams are such rivals and you’re in it for the ride. You love to rile up your brother, it’s the best thing in the world for you to do so that’s all you were doing during the training camp. Of course you did your job but you had fun getting on your brother’s nerves, which is how you and Shirabu ended up together because those two are rivals an you and Shirabu are spiteful and petty bitches so what did you do to break Yahaba? You pretended to date the whole training camp. Shiratorizawa found it rather amusing but they were also not that surprised, Semi also commented how it looked like you two weren’t acting because you weren’t. Yahaba almost lost it when you gave the salty setter a kiss on the cheek.

Maki and Mattsun find you hilarious once they found out it was a prank by Shirabu and you but they agreed with Semi so you found yourself locked in a supply closet until you two confessed. Oikawa scolded you for teasing his precious student but you just flipped him off and Iwa loves you for it, he finds you pretty amusing but is surprised and worried about how spiteful and petty you can be. Watari gets a headache when you and Yahaba are in the same room because holy shit do you two bicker or go after each other but he’s used to it. The first years were amused and you and Kunimi got along great considering you both loved blackmail on people, especially Yahaba and Oikawa.

“Every time this happens and each time it’s a mistake,” Watari sighed.

#7 Shinji Watari || xNakashima

You go to Wakutani Minami High and you love it, the team isn’t that chaotic and you are all pretty calm and easy going. No one knows you two are related because you’re both so quiet and don’t like the spotlight

Your team is part of your family and they cherish you because you’re their only manager who is extremely quiet. It doesn’t help that Wakutani’s captain, Takeru Nakashima, was very protective of you due to having feelings for you but would try and fail to brush it off. As I said the team is part of your family so when team bonding happens at Nakashima’s place it’s typical that it’ll become a sleepover (if you’re a girl you’ll sleep in another room if you want if your a guy you’ll sleep in the living room with the boys). These sleepovers were common for the weekend before and during a tournament because it was just a feeling of closeness bonds the team. One of these sleepovers was interrupted by your twin needing you to bring something he forgot at home.

Watari is forgetful and often leaves for practice on Saturday morning in a rush for sleeping in too late and he forgets things; keys, money, gifts, his gym bag, shoes, etc. This time he forgot his wallet and Seijoh was supposed to go out to hang out at the mall later that day so you being the nice twin you are, agree to help him. You didn’t change out of your sweatpants and sleep shirt but you grabbed a random Wakutani jacket off the ground because it’s too cold in the mornings and left a note to your boys so they wouldn’t worry they still would though.

When you arrived at Seijoh the players had no idea who you were other than some stranger wearing a Wakutani volleyball jacket that was too big for you while looking like you just rolled out of bed because you did. You easily spotted your brother and walked over to him before handing over his wallet which he quietly thanked you for. Everyone figured out who you were after Watari introduced you and they all immediately liked you because of you small act of kindness toward your brother. You’ve been adopted by IwaOi and there is no escape, Mattsun and Maki want to corrupt you with pranks and vines but Yahaba scolds them into submission. Kindaichi thinks your nice and also very tired which is also why Kunimi respects you because sleep buddies. You’re a quiet person but the amount of naps you take makes people wonder how much sleep you actually get. You got a frantic call from Nakashima who was panicking with the rest of Wakutani on where you were.

“I was just bringing my brother some stuff at Seijoh.”

“BROTHER? WAIT— YOU’RE AT SEIJOH? WE’LL BE RIGHT THERE.”

“Takeru, no.”

#12 Yutaro Kindaichi || xNone

You go to Johzenji and no one beside Kunimi knows you two are related due to you both being first years

You have a good relationship with your team, you and the other two managers are all so done with the team and you better believe Terushima is going to give you a headache 24/7. I’ll be frank you’re nervous for when Hana leaves next year and leaves you and Runa to deal with the boys because you’re not ready. You’re not one that deals with chaos easily which is why Johzenji is so hectic to you but you wouldn’t trade your boys for the world. They treat you and Runa like little siblings and will try and intimidate anyone that comes near you two. When you’re pissed off they are terrified of you.

It was actually a practice match, both teams are in the top 4 in the prefecture after all it’s only right that they’ll end up practicing with you in the future. Seijoh was holding the meeting and Johzenji had arrived early for once and Kindaichi was surprised to see you. He wasn’t aware you were a volleyball manager, you never were the year prior or at all during junior high so he immediately blurted out the question like the impulsive person he was. Kunimi recognized you because you two went to school together and shared most of your classes in junior high also you were his best friend’s twin.

Kunimi liked you a lot, you two tended to gang up on your brother and tease him to death. Oikawa and Iwaizumi faintly remember you but not overly much seeing as you never interacted before but they can tell you’re the more sensible one out of you and Kindaichi. Watari and Yahaba like you well enough but don’t know what to make of you since not only are you a year younger than them but they know next to nothing about you other than you’re Kindaichi’s twin. Mattsun and Maki are amused by you but they only like you so much since you stop their pranks during the practice match as well as your team’s chaos. The whole team respects you because not just anyone can manager Johzenji but the three of you managers put up with it and deal with them.

“TERUSHIMA IF YOU TRY TO THROW ANOTHER GLITTER BOMB AT SEIJOH SO HELP ME— WAIT, WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THE FUCKING GLITTER BOMBS?”

“Mattsun and Maki gave them to me! Please don’t kill me!”

“MATTSUN-SAN! MAKI-SAN!”

#13 Akira Kunimi || xLev

You go to Nekoma due to your parents getting divorced and your dad taking you with him to Tokyo. You’re best friend is Kenma btw and you two are the resident cats. No one really knows you and Kunimi are related because you live in different prefectures and you both rather sleep than talk.

Yaku was the one that recruited you when he noticed you watching a volleyball match of a team in Miyagi and writing down stats and notes. The team was Seijoh and you were helping your brother. He asked you to become a manager for Nekoma and you’re reluctant due to you much rather sleep than put in time and effort to something not your family because you don’t have friends. Ultimately you agree and just like they swore to protect Kenma they protect you, two sleep cat children. Lev liked you a lot and everyone knew he liked you, you even knew but you didn’t particularly care enough to tell him to go away. He was a much more comfortable pillow than the floor. Kuroo treated you like a little sister since you were around Kenma so often. You’re a great manager who was highly intelligent but always sleepy (sleepy-chan who?)

You met Seijoh during Nekoma’s practice against Karasuno during Golden Week when you were looking for Kenma who had run off and disappeared. You too were no lost since you haven’t been in Miyagi for years so you were kind of wondering around when you stumbled across Seijoh, you just hoped they knew where Karasuno was. When you walked into the gym clad in your red Nekoma manager gear with a sleepy look in your eye they were all curious. When you asked where Karasuno was they were confused until you explained that your team was here from Tokyo to meet with the team for a practice match. They were jealous. When the coaches asked for your name everything made sense because you were Kunimi (Y/N) and were twins with Kunimi Akira. Kunimi greeted you and it took you a moment to realize that his is your twin brother that you haven’t seen in two year.

Seijoh sees you as another Kunimi except female and wearing red and they are 100% right because you’re 100% done. Oikawa tried and failed to flirt with you, much to your displeasure because the only one really allowed to flirt with you was Lev not because you were starting to gain feelings for him, definitely not. Kindaichi liked you since you were a lot like your twin who was his best friend though he was offended that he wasn’t made aware of your existence. The second years find you amusing due to your pretty chill attitude toward everything and the third years are trying to see if they can get you to transfer schools. They all wanted you to transfer schools when you asked your twin if the notes you sent back were helpful for the team because you could’ve used that time to sleep or help Nekoma because you were the one giving those detailed notes to Kunimi? Adopted

Kuroo and Kenma found you a little bit later telling you how you went in the wrong direction of your hotel. You wished the boys goodbye and good luck before going off with your best friend and his boyfriend.

“Akira has my number if you want me too analyze something but if you wake me up from a nap you better fucking run.”

#16 Kentaro Kyotani || xAtsumu

You go to Inarizaki because your parents are divorced which lead to Kyotani having more anger management than he formerly had, you however were much calmer about the fact though you were a little pissed off. Also the likeliness of you actually meeting Seijoh is slim to none because not only do you live so far away but your brother is extremely private and doesn’t like letting people close.

I like to think you would meet Seijoh by surprising your brother at one of his practices with Osamu after prefectural finals happened and teams are preparing for Spring Nationals. Let it be known that Inarizaki are extremely protective of you and will not let you go anywhere alone, this was especially after a few drunks tried to corner you in the street as well as when Atsumu’s fangirls came after you, they refused to let you go anywhere alone. Since your boyfriend was off at the Junior Nationals Training Camp he had his brother go with you to see your own twin brother.

When I say Kyotani is surprised to see you I mean he thought he had hit his head kind of surprised, that was until you tackled him to the ground and yelled at him from getting suspended from volleyball for a month. Seijoh had no idea who you were but they thought you were a goner when they saw you tackle their resident “Mad-Dog” to the ground without hesitation. They had all noted Osamu’s and your’s Inarizaki uniforms and they of course knew what school Inarizaki was because you guys are a powerhouse team that has been making it to Nationals for years.

Yahaba and Watari respected you so much after introducing yourself and punching your brother in the gut. The first years were kind of intimidated by you but you didn’t really care and the third years were amused by the dynamic between you two. You were rather friendly and kind but you had a sternness in you that they could tell was used on your players. Oikawa tried to flirt with you but Osamu interrupted and told the brunette you had a boyfriend which enraged your brother because how dare you not tell him and let him beat the boy up.

“Since when do you have a boyfriend?”

“Since last year.”

“Name.”

“Miya Atsumu.”

“THAT FUCKER?!”

“I’d argue if it wasn’t true,” Osamu sighed

Draw your squad meme Seijou version. (Save Kindaichi please.) I drew this for no good reason, is "I love all of them so goddamn much" a valid excuse cause it better goddamn be. I drew dicks what did you expect, threw in some memes while I was at it. Hope you guys like it :D Side notee, Tag yourself I'm Makki. [Click for full quality]

Hiro’s an idiot when it comes to Issei lmao. Have this Hanamatsu comic because I love them a lot and I have no self-control :))

Have another shitty comic, save poor Kindaichi 😔

(Somewhere in the gym Issei is swooning)

WARNING: murder and voilence

I really want to read a Haikyuu!! Murder mystery. It’s go something like this:

The targets: the students who attended Shiratorizawa’s first year training camp

The first victims, Kindaichi and Kunimi both killed in the gym at night by an axe to the head

Next is Hyakuzawa, also by an axe, the police have established the link by now

Next is Goshiki and Kogane, both hit by a car on the way to a date,

Shibata was shot in the throat on the same night

The police have taken Tsuki and Hinata into custody for protection, they are release with a guard each

Tsukishima and Hinata, along with the guards, are shot in the head and killed

I would read this but way to lazy to write it