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OMFG I DIDNT KNOW THESE TWO HAD A DAY I LOVE THEM SM!!!
“BABEEEEEE!!! I sincerely didn’t know it was your leftovers!! I’m sorry!!” Koganegawa whined. Goshiki huffed and turned around.
“Well, you should’ve known not to touch a Tupperware of food, WITH MY NAME ON IT!”
“I didn’t see your name Babe!! I said I was sorry!!”
“Hmph.”
Koganegawa sighed, he didn’t like seeing his boyfriend upset.
“Goshi!!! Talk to meee!”
Goshiki huffed again and crossed his arms across his chest.
“Nah, rather not.”
Koganegawa narrowed his eyes, there had to be a way to make his boyfriend smile.
Koganegawa's eyes lit up in excitement as the idea filled his head.
“Fine, be that way. I just wanna warn you about this!”
Koganegawa walked up behind Goshiki and began to tickle his side stomach.
“KOGA!!”
Goshiki began to burst out laughing as Koganegawa continued to tickle him.
“KOGA!! STOP YOU KNOW I HATE BEING TICKLED!!”
Goshiki spoke through his laughs. Koganegawa chuckled and smirked
“Not until you say you love me!!” Said Koganegawa
“THAT'S SO MEAN!!”
“Well if you want me to stop tickling you then I suggest you say it..!!”
“OKAY, OKAY, I LOVE YOU!! NOW PLEASE STOP!!”
He laughed, and Koganegawa took his hands of Goshiki.
“You… huff…. Are evil..”
Koganegawa smiles and wrapped his hands around Goshiki’s waist and rested his head on the other shoulder.
“Well, I didn’t want to see you sad anymore. Plus your laugh is the cutest thing ever.”
Goshiki blushes slightly before pouting and looking away.
“I’m still mad you ate my leftovers..”
“GOSHI!! Please!!!!”
Goshiki turned his head to meet Koganegawa’s puppy eyes. The purple haired boy sighed.
“Alright, I forgive you.”
Goshiki gave him a quick peck on the lips, causing Koganegawa to smile like an idiot.
Koganegawa nuzzled his head into Goshiki’s neck, causing him to laugh again
“Wow, you are ticklish!” Koganegawa teased.
“Oh shush!”
Koganegawa laughs again, Goshiki chuckles along with him
HAPPY KOGAGOSHI DAY!!! 💛💜💚
Haikyuu!! ~With a short reader 2nd part~
1st part is here.
Oikawa T.
He loves hugging you because he really likes the feeling of you in your arms, and especially your head resting on his chest
In fact, if you don't hug him in the morning in front of school, at lunch when you two meet to eat together and after his training (you often have to take him away from the gym) to go home together, he'll complain about not having received the right amount of affection from you (Iwa will hit him at least ten times due to that)
Sometimes he teases you a lot little because he enjoys seeing your pouty face: "(Y/N)-chan, do you mind if I rest my arm here? It's so tired from training." "Tooru, get your gross, sweaty arm off my head!" "But it's the perfect armrest!" "..." "Awwww, (Y/N)-chan, are you pouting? How cute!"
Despite that, although he never misses an opportunity to make you angry about your height, he still does everything he can to make you feel appreciated: he knows when to stop with the teasing and when to compliment you, even for the most seemingly banal things
Furthermore, if a fan mentions something involving your height negatively, he won't hesitate to confront her
Kuroo T.
His teasing (because, come on, we know he certainly does them) are... particular: seriously, sometimes he can be a huge pain, but he's always able to bring a smile to your face ("Here it's." "Why did you bring me milk? I asked you for a bottle of water." "So maybe you grow a little and can at least reach Yaku in height.")
His favorite thing to do is grab you by your waist, hold you up and spin you around, especially after he wins a game or when you see each other again after a long time; he doesn't care who is watching you (his entire team, who will make fun of him forever), because all he's focused on at that moment is the lovely smile stitched on your face
If you start playing with his hands, he'll be wide-eyed, wanting to scream about how adorable you're; nevertheless he won't do so, thinking your or his neighbors won't appreciate it
In addition, his heart will be going crazy in his chest: you've no right to be so pretty, he'll think; he'll pout when you let go of his hands
If you wear his jersey during his games, no ball will go past his blocks; after the match, which will have ended with Nekoma's victory, though, he'll become a little arrogant: "Oh? What are you wearing, chibi?"
Haiba L.
You two make a so cute couple!
You've something like fifty centimeters of difference, but he doesn't care it anyway: he's very direct, and he always lets you know you look super cute for him
Anyhow, since he's so direct and frank, he's sometimes a little insensitive without meaning to, and he may say things to you that can offend you; when that happens, after realizing you're hurt, he begs you to forgive him, even if you two are in public, and he continues until you say you forgive him ("(Y/N)-chaaaaaaaan, forgive me, pleaseeeeee!" "Lev, get up, everyone is watching us!" "Forgive meeeeeeeee!" "Okay, okay, I forgive you, just get up..." "Yay! Let's go to the bar!")
When you two hold your hands, he's the one comparing them: he intertwines them with his and plays with your fingers; "Your hands are so tiny compared to mine" is one of his most common phrases
Your way of hugging is very cute: when you two are standing, you're hugging him from behind literally like a koala, and it's funny because you're so tiny against him; when you two are sitting, instead, you really look like a child compared to him, since you're like a ball on his lap
Tendou S.
He's absolutely not making fun of you, not even as a joke: since he was insulted by other children as a child, he doesn't want you to feel as bad as he felt
If someone makes fun of you, he'll protect you: "So you think you can make fun of my darling like that?" "N-no... I was just saying she's shorter than most people here in Shiratorizawa... T-that's all." "Yes, and I think you-" "Satori." "Yes, beauty?" "No." "..." "Satori." "Yes..."
His typical nicknames for you have to do with beauty ("beauty", "beautiful", "my pretty one", "my pretty girl", "cutie"...); the reason is because he thinks you're really too beautiful: he loves your height, and he thinks you're perfect for him
Speaking of affection, he doesn't mind if he has to bend down to kiss you, but for a long time he proposed you stand on a stool to kiss, and the crazy thing is he even bought it for you!
Besides, I think he's both a small and big spoon: indeed, sometimes he just wants to be held by you (when it happens, it's very funny to see your position due to your height), other times he wants to wrap his arms around you
Goshiki T.
You two met when you showed up at Shiratorizawa's gym as a manager; when he saw you, he started blushing madly, because all he could think about was how adorable you were ("I-I'm G-G-Go... MY NAME IS GOSHIKI TSUTOMU, NICE TO MEET YOU!")
He's so protective of you! He knows very well how adorable you're and how you can appear naive due to your height: in fact, does someone insult you for your height? He'll come to your rescue by listing all the reasons why you're lovely. Is anyone hitting on you? He'll stand in front of you, scaring, or rather trying to scare, them
The best way to cheer him on during his games is to wear his team jersey: the boost of self-esteem he'll receive thanks to your action will be enormous!
In fact, he loves, loves seeing you wear his clothes: they fit huge on you and make you really cute; he would really like to show the whole world how beautiful you look when you've on them
Moreover, if you hug him from behind, he dies of embarrassment because he feels your face against his lower back and your little arms wrapped around him
Miya A.
He also loves to tease you in a playful way: his favorite actions are not bending over when you want to kiss him (so you've either to jump or to "climb" on him), messing up your hair and calling you "shorty"
When you get pouty due to his teasing, he can't help but smile and coo at you because he thinks you're very adorable (his mind only thinks this: awwww, (Y/N) is pouting, she's so, so, so, so, so, so lovely!); if he made you very angry, he would stop immediately and give you an awkward kiss on your cheek (that's his way of apologizing)
If someone makes his same teasing about you, though, he'll make everyone apologize: do you know how he scolded the girls who disturbed his first serve during the match against Karasuno? Here, he'll treat them like that
He loves bragging about you two to his brother (he often gets slapped or objects thrown at his head because of it): "Samu, look how cute my little girl is!" "Don't flaunt my photos around, Tsumu!" "Get out of my way, Atsumu!"
He likes a lot giving you kisses on the forehead, even if he has to bend down quite a bit to do so
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Chapter 2 “What I Am”
~ Before Officer Sawamura arrives at the scene ~
“Would it kill that old geezer to let me have a fucking break for at least 24 hours? No of course not, ‘(Y/N) do this, (Y/N) kill that person’. I am overdue for a fucking vacation.“ You mimic Manjiro’s voice, you mutter angrily while assembling your sniper rifle together.
It’s pitch-black outside and the cold wind of Natori blowing in your face on the roof of the high apartment building that you are currently located at, makes you shiver. The only noises are the distant sound of mild traffic and the clicking noises of the connecting parts of your rifle.
Right across from the building that you are on, your target, a man in his mid-forties, has not been paying back his debt for two months now. The waiting is getting on Manjiro’s last nerves, which is where you are playing your part.
As the new hitman or actually hitwoman of Manjiro, it’s your job to eliminate the targets he sends you, no matter who or what time it is.
The last time you disobeyed his orders, meaning you rather slept than killed the next victim, Kyōtani gave you a surprise visit. And a not so friendly one at that.
You may be a woman but the yakuza doesn’t care about gender. Meaning, you will get the treatment like everybody else who disobeyed orders from the boss.
Luckily for you though, Manjiro has a small liking towards you, even though you’ve only been working for him for about 3 months now.
After the previous hitman Yahaba got shot down by the police, Manjiro needed a new puppet.
Before you became a part of the yakuza, you were a local weapon safety instructor for a small gun range. One day, someone tried to rob your store while it was just you and two guys about your age. One of them had milk chocolate colored fluffy hair, along with beautiful hazelnut-colored eyes, that shined with mischief and arrogance. The other one had dark, spiked-up hair and when you had a peek into his eyes, it was like staring into a dark mysterious forest. Both men had a tall and muscular stature and were competing with their shooting and it certainly didn’t look like they did that for the first time.
The way the green-eyed guy was always hitting bullseye was kind of hot to be honest.
The two of them were just practicing their shots when all of sudden someone slammed the front door open from the gun range and was armed with a gun. It was a younger guy, perhaps in his early twenties, with dark blue hair and uneven bangs. He was almost shaking with fear when he was holding a small gun in his hand. Before anyone could react though, you always have your rifle underneath the desk for safety reasons and it just took one second for you to get a clean shot right through his heart. It was like your brain automated its action by itself.
Your customers didn’t even flinch or look disgusted by the dead body that was now pooling blood on the gray carpet in the entrance hall.
The steam of your rifle was visible to the eye and the two men just looked at each other with undefined looks. The one with the dark brown spiky hair stepped over the body and turned the corpse on its back with his boot.
“Goshiki.“ He says without looking up at his friend.
“Well. At least that’s one problem less on our list.“ The other one replies with a click on his tongue.
Both of them turn to look at each other and then turn back to you.
Their dangerous glints in their eyes are making you uncomfortable and you try to reach again for your rifle, only to stop in your tracks after hearing their words.
“Say pretty girl… you’re an amazing shot. Probably better than Iwa-chan right here.“
“Screw you, Shitty-kawa.“ The dark brunette snarls at him.
Ignoring his friend‘s words, he continues to stare at you with a flirty smile.
“So listen. Here’s the deal. That kid you just killed is one of our rival‘s gang members. Since you basically saved our lives and took away some of our work, I want to make you a deal.“
You squint your eyes at him in suspicion but listen to what he is offering.
“Go on.“
“Technically we can’t let you stay alive. Yannow, the whole ‘no witnesses’ and shit. Soooo. Since I am so generous and a great handsome looking guy who has a weakness for beautiful ladies who can handle guns really well-“
“Stop beating around the bush and just get out with it!” The guy named ‘Iwa-chan’ yells at him.
“As I was saying. We could use a new member of our ‘family’. Our recent sniper was shot down by those cop pigs and our boss has been dying to find someone new to take care of people that piss him off. So what do you say? You get to live and work for us and we spare your life.”
After hearing his words, you begin to think. On one hand, you have nothing to lose and you cherish your life. On the other hand, as soon as you join them, you will be constantly on the run, no more living your normal life in safety and comfort.
Out of the corner of your eye, you see the less friendly brunette slowly reach for his gun in his holster, in case you decide not to join them and to stick with the ‘no witnesses’.
Taking a deep breath in, you look at them with a serious look.
“Fine. I’ll join.”
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Oh my gosh it's the swan child’s birthday! Yay, merry birthday to Goshiki! For his birthday pic I drew him with cartoony wings on his back.
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soft eyes trailed him too and fro as he dashed across the court, strong legs tensed as he prepared himself for flight. the hairs on your arms stood on end as you could practically feel the air vibrating from the intense energy he exuded.
pink lips pulled into an excited grin as he launched from the ground, hand throbbing as he slammed the ball down onto the opposite side of the court, you couldn’t help but match his giddy smile when he turned to look at you, lips never moving but his eyes screaming “i just did that, you proud of me?!”
it wasn’t hard for you to match goshiki’s energy; the fire and excitement that blazed in his eyes seemed to always be alight, burning like a never ending flame. his child-like exuberance made you feel airy and free whenever you were around him. his smile felt like sitting by the fireplace on a frigid winter’s night.
but his strength was also his downfall - much like a roaring fire, drawing too close to indulge in it will cause you to burn. his excitement was endearing, a welcome change of pace from his elder’s serious faces and attitudes, but not everyone can withstand the heat from the sun all the time.
when he’s at his highest peak, heart pounding in his chest and his words flying past at a million miles an hour, even he can get swept away in this adrenaline induced high. it feels like he’s soaring through the skies; everything is bright and wonderful and exciting-
then suddenly, the clouds roll in.
someone snaps at him, telling him to relax. a firm hand is placed on his shoulder and squeezes just a bit too tightly, and all of a sudden it’s like someone doused his fire in ice water.
there’s nothing wrong being excited. there’s nothing wrong in finding a giddy joyfullness in indulging in what you love. but there are lines to be made; there are limits you must yield to.
and while he may not understand it, that’s why he has you. whenever his sunlight is dimmed by the clouds, whenever his fire is threatened to be extinguished, you pick him back up on his feet, dusting off his dirtied knees with a subtle smile on your face.
you are the wind that blows away his clouds, a gentle breeze that sparks life into his flames. his excitement brings you excitement. without that, life wouldn’t be the same.
Heyo! For your affection series could you add kunimi and goshiki? Thank you 🙏
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Post Time Skip/Manga Ending Spoilers!
Warnings: None all Fluff!
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He Tells You About It (As Best He Can)
You watched your boyfriend pace back and forth in front of the TV as you leaned on the counter in your kitchen. Something was obviously bothering him, and had been since he’d gotten home from practice. He’d still greeted you with his normal exuberance, practically colliding with you the minute he spotted you, hugging you close, but something about his eyes had been off. He’d definitely seemed worried, which had started your suspicions.
Now that was pacing your suspicions were confirmed. Goshiki always paced back and forth when something was bothering him. According to him it helped him focus on his thoughts if he let his body move, so you’d left him to it. However, it had been something like forty-five minutes now, and you were starting to get concerned. Thus you decided it was time to attempt to intervene.
“Tsutomu, is something wrong?” you asked gently, your voice instantly snapping him out of his pacing as he turned to look at you, dark eyes wide in his face.
It seemed that your gentle prompt was all he needed though because he practically bounded across the room, carefully taking hold of your elbows in his large hands as he peered worriedly into your face and asked, “Do I tell you I love you enough?”
You stared at him blankly, trying to absorb the question, wondering what on earth could’ve prompted him to ask. However, your poor boyfriend had apparently taken your silence as either reluctance to answer, or no, because he immediately started to babble.
“Because I do you know, love you? I love you so much, more than anything, more than boiled flounder, more than the perfect serve, even more than my mom and Dai!” he floundered, staring at you a bit helplessly.
It took all your willpower not to giggle, when you knew he was being completely and utterly serious. Though you couldn’t help but find the fact that he’d told you he loved you more than his mother and his dog in the same sentence a bit hilarious, if utterly sweet. It was honestly a bit of a silly thing to be worried about, that he thought you didn’t know how much he loved you.
From the very beginning Goshiki had made it obvious he practically worshipped the ground you walked on. If you said jump, he’d be up in the air before you could even think to ask how high. He was always full of clumsy but well-meant compliments, and never failed to tell you I love you both before he left for the day and when he got home every night despite the fact that there were some in the more conservative Japan who looked down on expressing love for your spouse so openly.
He hadn’t ever given you cause to doubt his love for you, in fact there were only ever times when you wondered if you could live up to how much he loved you and return it equally. If anything you should be the one wondering if he knew just how much he loved you, not him.
“Tsutomu,” you interrupted gently, before he could get anymore worked up, “It’s okay. I know you love me.”
“You do?” he asked, with a worried frown.
You leaned forward to press a quick peck to the pucker between his eyebrows, earning a slight blush from your boyfriend, who despite how long you’d been dating still got flustered over the little things as you assured him, “I do. What brought this on?”
“Kiryu was telling the guys in practice that his girlfriend almost broke up with him because she didn’t know he loved her,” he explained readily enough, relaxing into your hold as you wrapped your arms around his trim waist, “I just wanted to make sure that wouldn’t ever happen to us.”
“It won’t,” you assured him with an affectionate smile, feeling soft at how cute he could be, even if he would argue until he was blue in the face that he wasn’t anything close to ‘cute’, “I’ve never once doubted how much you love me, Tsutomu. You know I love you too right?”
“Yeah,” he agreed, though the slight emotional waver in his voice told you it wasn’t quite as sure as he probably meant for it to be as he squeezed you close. You hugged back with a content sigh and made a mental note to tell him you loved him more often, because you knew how very much he loved you, you wanted him to know just how much you adored him too.
He Lets You Hang on Him
“Tsutomu!” you cheered, bright and joyful, waving at him from your place by the dividers that separated the court from the crowd.
You weren’t sure if he’d be able to hear you, what with how loud everything was, but low and behold the minute his name was out of your mouth his head was on a swivel searching for you. The minute he spotted you his whole face lit up, as he immediately jogged over to where you were standing.
Holding out your arms you were immediately indulged as he leaned over the dividers to give you your hug, completely unbothered by the crowd and the potential eyes on the two of you. The first time you’d done this you were the one who’d had to lean over the dividers, and your poor boyfriend had blushed up a storm the whole time, even if he’d returned your embrace.
Worried you might’ve made him uncomfortable you’d talked to him after the game and offered to not do it anymore and wait until the two of you were in private. To your shock your boyfriend had immediately protested, insisting you could reach for him whenever and wherever you wanted. He didn’t mind and he never would.
You’d taken him at his word, and slowly but surely, he’d stopped getting quite so flustered, and instead of you having to reach for him, he almost always reached for you first. It never failed to make you smile and feel appreciated and loved by your boyfriend.
It was special, especially since you knew that he didn’t reach for anyone else, and if they tried to reach for him he grumbled about it. Even his teammates weren’t exempt from this, as he always got huffy whenever anyone tried to ruffle his hair, or do anything that might mess with his image as the ‘cool Ace of the team’.
If it was you though he didn’t care a bit. Goshiki was more than content to let you hang all over him, giving hugs, lacing your hands together, linking arms or even the occasional chaste peck to the cheek. It had taken a little bit for him to get comfortable with it all, especially since he’d been so flustered at first, blushing and stuttering up a storm. These days though he barely batted an eye.
He accepted each and every physical gesture from you joyfully, a wide beaming grin on his face every single time. It was cute, especially since you knew if he was denied those gestures he’d get pouty and would shoot you the most devastating puppy dog eyes until you caved in and reached for him again.
“Are you ready for the game?” you asked him as you drew back from the hug, though your hands lingered at his waist.
“Of course!” he told you seriously, a proud, determined glint in his eye as he explained, “An Ace is always ready! We’re going to win this one for sure!”
“Of course you will,” you agreed, with a soft fond smile.
You reached up to press an affectionate kiss to his cheek, unable to help your amusement as he blushed and sputtered a bit as you told him, “Good luck Tsutomu! I’m cheering for you!”
Your poor boyfriend sputtered out his thanks and jogged back to his teammates, face still bright red, but with an enormous grin on his face. You giggled a bit to yourself as you watched his teammates gently tease him as he shook off his embarrassment and got his head in the game, feeling inordinately fond of your boyfriend, who loved you enough to do anything for you, even put up with a little friendly ribbing from his teammates.
You weren’t sure if you were looking forward to or dreading the day he became completely immune to the embarrassment of physical affection. All you really knew was that you were going to cherish each and every moment of it, and the adoration he had for you.
He Hypes You Up and Brags About You
“Alright, alright we get it already,” a familiar voice announced, sounding completely and utterly resigned. Something about the way it was said, making you pause in place.
You hadn’t been too sure about accompanying Goshiki to the reunion of his volleyball team from his high school days, mostly because you’d never met any of them before. However, you’d heard plenty from your boyfriend, who clearly admired them all a great deal, none more so than Ushijima Wakatoshi, the prize Ace of the Schweiden Adlers and one of his rivals.
You’d seen Ushijima from a distance before, as you’d attended the games when he played against your boyfriend, but had never had the chance to be introduced as he tended to leave quickly once the game was over. He was every bit as imposing and formidable as Goshiki had described him, though far quieter than you’d expected.
The others were all equally impressive and a little imposing. Tendou, Satori was MeTube famous, a sensation and an influencer known for his amazing chocolate creations. Semi, Eita was in a band who’s current song was in the top ten trending in the nation. Shirabu Kenjirou was a budding surgeon, and all the others were professional athletes of some kind or another. It was a very impressive crowd, and you suddenly understood a lot better why your boyfriend, strong and amazing as he was, could have such deep insecurities.
Still the group had been nothing but kind and welcoming to the two of you, and it was very obvious they doted on your boyfriend, who was something like the baby of the group as he’d been the only first year starter on the team. Even Shirabu, who constantly threw sarcasm at anyone and anything clearly only had Goshiki’s best interests in mind.
It had made you more than a bit nervous. Honestly, it was like meeting his family all over again. Luckily, it seemed to be going well so far, even so you’d had to excuse yourself to run to the restroom to freshen up a bit to give yourself a bit of a breather. They likely didn’t mean to, but the group was a little rowdy and overwhelming at times.
You’d been on your way back when you’d overheard what you were pretty sure was Semi, though it was hard to be sure given you’d only met them all that day.
“Your girlfriend is the greatest, we get it,” Semi continued, heaving a sigh, making you flush a bit. Goshiki was always hyping you up, and you’d caught him bragging about you to his teammates more than once. It was incredibly sweet, and flattering, if a little embarrassing at times.
“Aww, don’t be sad just because you’re a sad single Semi-Semi,” a voice that was definitely Tendou chimed in, “We should be happy for our cute junior.”
“You’re single too!” Semi hissed back, “And don’t call me Semi-Semi!”
“I think it’s nice that Goshiki is so happy with his partner,” a calm voice that you were fairly sure was Ohira put in thoughtfully.
“You don’t get to talk either mister married with a daughter,” Shirabu snarked.
“It’s nice to see everyone so happy with their partners,” Kawanishi mused, “you two look nice together.”
“She’s amazing,” Goshiki agreed immediately, with a dreamy sigh, that made your heart flutter and your cheeks flush, “I really don’t deserve her.”
You weren’t about to let that stand. Your boyfriend was really too sweet, and couldn’t be more deserving if he tried.
“I’m the one who doesn’t deserve you,” you told him, announcing your presence as you slid back into your seat beside him, clearly startling him though he didn’t protest as you reached for his hand, eagerly twining his fingers together with yours despite the pink flush to his cheeks.
“Gross,” Shirabu informed the two of you, though the small smirk on his lips gave away that he didn’t really mean it.
“I think they are nice together,” Ushijima announced, suddenly, cutting off the retort that had clearly been on the tip of Goshiki’s tongue.
There was a general murmur of agreement from around the table, Ushijima’s apparently the last word that was needed. You were glad to have seemingly gotten their approval, but at the end of the day the only opinion that really mattered was your boyfriend’s, and he’d made his perfectly clear to anyone and everyone that would listen.
He never failed to make you feel loved, which was probably why you were so head over heels for him, because there was no one else quite like Goshiki Tsutomu.
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haikyuu to the top.
Some Haikyuu as great British bake off memes- cuz we all need it
you don't get it, this is my son
my boy.
Haikyuu characters as things that happened at my high school
this is all 100% acurate cause i said so
Goshiki - Got made fun of by a teacher who convinces him that theres a type of fish that lives in the ceiling and he wholeheartedly believes it
Hinata - This guy that climbed into a fenced off area and fell into a pond in the middle of the school day
Yamaguchi - Someone got kicked out of the lesson for coughing too much and 'disrupting class'
Lev - Did a way too harsh, really bad comedy roast for all of the teachers as an act in the school talent show and got in trouble for it
Yamamoto - Because trainers were banned at the school he tried to start a 'trainers rebellion' by convincing the whole school to wear trainers one day because 'they can't stop us all' but it failed spectacularly
Hoshiumi - Climbs over the 7 foot fence in the middle of lunch to get a ball that got kicked over
Hanamaki and Matsukawa (they team up for this one) - This guy who ran a secret sweet selling business where he sold overpriced mostly american sweets to people during class, with a dedicated Instagram business account and everything
Atsumu - Got his pencil case thrown in the bin by a teacher cause he was being THAT annoying
Tanaka and Noya - A teacher thought they were using coughs to communicate during a test (they weren't) and she started screaming at the whole class and ripped up their papers (it was so bad another teacher had to come take over her class so she had time to clam down)
Daichi - My friend that got coerced into being the answer machine voice for the school phone number, and suga calls it up on speaker to embarrass him
Terushima - A guy asked me and my friend out and when we both said no he assumed we were just in a lesbian relationship that he hadn't heard about
Does anyone else feel the need to put their favorite character through hell? Just me? Ok
Shirstorizawa headcanons:
Shirabu doesn’t hate Goshiki all the way, but he doesn’t like him either
He has an attitude of ‘only our team can insult him but I will commit murder if anyone outside does’
Goshiki is actually a bit of a little shit
He has good roasts but they slip out so he apologizes really quickly after
Once, Semi didn’t even get mad, he was just plain impressed
Goshiki has piercings but can wear them bc of school rules
He actually got one with Yamagata and Semi, so they have matching ones but haven’t told anyone yet
Yamagata has a black book with blackmail, when ever he’s asked about where he gets his info, he never tells
His source is Goshiki, who is the only person he doesn’t have black mail on
Turns out Ushijima and Tendou aren’t as innocent as they seem
Even Coach Saito and Coach Washijou isn’t free from the black book
Despite what is known, the first years are thick as theives
They do so much chaotic shit it’s impressive
Goshiki has a younger sister and two older brothers, he knows how to fight if needed
His sister visited him at practice once and flipped Washijou off, she yelled at him and called him old man too
Washijou cares about his students and thinks mental health is very important
He also kinda acts like a cool grandpa/mafia boss off the court. If someone’s bullying them, the bully disappears (too afraid to go near the team)
He will protect those kids (even Tendou) with everything he has
He doesn’t have favorites but if he had to pick, it would probably be Reon, he sees some of himself in him (the more than one brain cell)
Saito is the one they come to when they want ti have conversations
He will relay this info to Washijou and the two come up with a plan to help (tho some things he does leave out)
Saito’s favorite is probably Goshiki or Yamagata, Goshiki is really sweet mostly and all the others aren’t as genuine
He’s the only one who thinks Yamagata is actually funny
If Yamagata and Fukunaga ever meet, they laugh at each other’s jokes
I just watched Mrs Harrigan’s Phone, (10/10 highly recommended) and I thought about it but with Goshiki and Washijou.
I think they fit pretty well, and if not that then something similar.
Maybe, Goshiki started reading to a billionaire in middle school and kept in touch in high school.
Goshiki still reads to him once a week on Saturday. Washijou allows it bc he understands Goshiki needs it.
The billionaire shows up for functions in place of Goshiki’s parents because they are so busy.
Everyone is shocked.
The billionaire makes some not so subtle threats to Shirabu
WARNING: murder and voilence
I really want to read a Haikyuu!! Murder mystery. It’s go something like this:
The targets: the students who attended Shiratorizawa’s first year training camp
The first victims, Kindaichi and Kunimi both killed in the gym at night by an axe to the head
Next is Hyakuzawa, also by an axe, the police have established the link by now
Next is Goshiki and Kogane, both hit by a car on the way to a date,
Shibata was shot in the throat on the same night
The police have taken Tsuki and Hinata into custody for protection, they are release with a guard each
Tsukishima and Hinata, along with the guards, are shot in the head and killed
I would read this but way to lazy to write it