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Gon: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.
Hisoka: My favourite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call.
Morel: It's called connotations.
Killua: Try this one on for size: "Forgive me, Father, I have sinned" or "Sorry, Daddy, I've been naughty"
Knov: Great news! Language is now officially banned!
Knov: I thought you'd help since you're the one who gave me these kids in the first place.
Morel: Palm, Knuckle, and Shoot are your students, not your children.
Knov: Aren't they?? Last adventure, I let Knuckle sleep in my tent because he was scared of the thunder. I LITERALLY grounded Shoot because he snuck out from the forest. I comforted Palm when she was crying and then gave her a piggy-back ride for God's sake. I'm seriously considering asking you for child support at this point, Morel.
HxH requests!
Requests are open!!
I will only be writing for hxh
Characters I'll write for:
Cheetu
Leol
Flutter
Hina
Yunju
Meleoron
Pitou
Pouf
Youpi
Meruem
Welfin
Ikalgo
Rammot
Palm
Colt
Kite
Knov
Knuckle
Shoot
Gotoh
Nobunaga
Hanzo
Bisky
Alluka
Chimera ant Reina
Menchi
Satotz
Netero
Zepile
I will only write fluff non relationship stuff for underage characters
Who I won't write for:
The main 4
Hisoka
Illumi
Chrollo
Silva
What I will write:
Nsfw
Headcanons
Fics
Matchups
Fluff
Some angst
Almost anything
What I will not write:
Sad endings
Anything pedophilic, get that shit outta here.
Anything with foot fetish, fat fetish, incest, or bathroom play.
When I say fat fetish I'm not talking about a plus sized reader, I will write that no problem and would love to write that, but I won't write about trying to fatten someone up because of a kink. I understand some people like that and as long as it's consensual, do what you want. I just don't feel comfortable writing for said kink.
If you would like me to write for another character, then go ahead and request it!
Feel free to send more than one request! The more the merrier!

Hey. I was actually wondering if you could write an NSFW alphabet with Knov. Would be very grateful)
ZAbsolutely!

A=Aftercare
Here we have another man who knows what he’s doing in aftercare! He’s understanding of whatever you need. More than likely the two of you take a shower before cuddling and falling asleep. He doesn’t really need much in the way of aftercare, but he likes to be clean and he likes to hold you. The smile he gives you is so sweet and genuinely happy in comparison to his usual stone-faced disposition.
B=Body part
He likes his shoulders, they’re honestly really nice. His skin is smooth and soft, and his shoulders are just the right happy medium. Strong, but not enough be too visible. They’re sort of toned. On you would be your face and your eyes. He’s all about eye contact, and he loves gazing into your eyes. They’re calming to him. He often brushes the hair out of your face just to get a better look at them.
C=Cum
His cum is very average. Nothing really notable. As for where he likes to cum, usually in the condom or on your belly if y’all aren’t using them.
D=Dirty secret
I think this man is a switch. He definitely strikes me as a dom, but we all know deep down he has some kind of mommy kink. He won’t admit it because of his personality and he’s afraid of being rejected. If you find out, don’t even bother asking him about it unless you want to try it. He’s very good at keeping a stone face, and an amazing liar. If you do want to try it, he’d be very flustered and excited.
E=Experience
Slightly higher body count than the average Joe. He’s smart good looking and a hunter. Pretty safe to say he’s been around the block. Though most of his relationships were long-term. Very few ended up just as flings.
F=Favorite position
Probably Knight and Keeper. He’s a gentleman with his lady. If you wanted to try something different he’s all for it!
G=Goofy
He’s more serious during sex. The slightest bit less than normal, but he wants to focus on loving each other and enjoying the pleasures of sex. If you’re a bit goofy and laugh about something, he’ll laugh a little with you and move on. Especially if it was about something awkward, he’ll laugh to avoid killing the mood and so you don’t feel awkward. But if you’re just being funny, he’ll tease you with his words.
H=Hair
He probably has some or none. With how proper and clean he is, I don’t think he would let grow the forest. On you, he really doesn’t care how much or little you have. You look wonderful either way in his eyes.
I=Intimacy
I’d say he’s 60-70% intimate. He isn’t a lovey-dovey as Colt or Shoot, but he’s definitely very intimate with his partner.
J=Jack Off
He does jack off, but a tad less often than the average Joe. He’s a busy guy and often doesn’t have the privacy to do so. But he’ll do it when he gets the chance. He’s also very quiet.
K=Kink
He’s into bondage. Specifically shibari. He’s also very good at it. The rope patterns he ties your body with are beautiful and complicated. He never makes them too tight.
Also aquaphilia. Sex in a pool or hot tub is one of his secret fantasies. But he isn’t into voyeurism so it would have to be a specific scenario where no one can see you two. If someone saw you doing it in the pool, he would be mortified.
Last up is altocalciphilia. He likes it when you wear heels, he is an absolute simp for you in heels.
L=Location
Pool under specific scenarios, or just the bathtub. Usually, he prefers to stick to the bedroom.
M=Motivation
When you wear heels or make flirty eye contact with him. That and just when he’s in the mood or if you’re looking especially nice that day. For the most part there isn’t anything specific that get’s him going.
N=NO
He isn’t into spanking, degrading, or anything that could cause pain. Physically or emotionally. It’s an immediate turn-off for him and he just doesn’t feel quite right about it. He also isn’t into food-play. It makes more of a mess than he’s willing to clean up, especially stickier foods like chocolate. He’s a very neat person and doesn’t like getting dirty.
O=Oral
He loves receiving oral but loves giving just as much. He’s actually pretty good at giving. Let’s just say he’s able to tie a cherry stem into a knot with his tongue.
P=Pace
Sort of a mix between rough and sensual. He’s not too slow, but definitely not too far on the rough side. He’ll adjust to whatever speed you’d like in the moment, but that’s his default pace. He does love slow and sensual though, especially paired with body worship and tender kisses between thrusts.
Q=Quickie
Does not like quickies at all. He’s fine flirting, teasing and touching throughout the day, but quickies are a no for him. He wants to have time for foreplay, aftercare, getting set up, being able to sleep or relax after the deed. He’s already a very busy guy, he doesn’t want to feel rushed during sex as well.
R=Risk
When it comes to knew things, he’s happy to try most stuff out. Usually more BDSM stuff. He won’t try anything gross or dangerous like asphyxiation though. As for protection, he does the standard condom. If you want to wear an in-condom instead, he’s fine with that. If you want to go on birth control or use the rhythm method, is up to you.
S=Stamina
He has some seriously good stamina. Nothing like a chimera ant, but certainly very high. He can go most of the night before needing a break.
T=Toys
Oh, you KNOW he owns some toys. He’s into some BDSM stuff and has a mommy kink. He has toys. He’s probably got a flesh-light, and a couple vibrators. That and a plethora of BDSM stuff. (Handcuffs, spreader bar, etc..)
U=Unfair
He won’t tease you too much, just enough to make you beg and then he’ll let you cum. Usually his teasing is in public. You’d be in a very professional setting and he’d be teasing you under the table. But you’d be the only one blushing, this guy’s face is still serious, and if you glare at him, he’ll say “Something wrong? You’re flushed, I think you might have a fever. Are you sure you’re ok?”
V=Volume
He’s not very loud, his moans are about the same volume as his speaking voice. And not gonna lie, they’re really hot.
W=Wild Card
He’s very sweet during make out sessions and foreplay. His kisses are so soft and sweet. He loves taking his time undressing you, he wants to really enjoy every inch of your body.
X=X-ray
5 or 6 inches. He’s pretty average sized but he certainly knows how to use it. And boy does he.
Y=Yearning
A slightly above average sex drive. Other than that, nothing out of the ordinary. If he’s been really horny for a while, like a really long mission, he’s very submissive. He won’t show it until in the bedroom, before that he just acts like he went out for coffee for a minute.
Z=ZzZ
He’ll fall asleep either right before you because he’s a very tired man, or he’ll fall asleep a couple hours later due to insomnia. In which case, your heartbeat definitely helps a lot in falling asleep.
knov needs to get his shit together MAN UP BRO UR WIFEY IS IN THE PALACE STOP HIDING AND GO SAVE HER FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLZZZ DUDE


This all happened because of Ging
also idk what happened to uvo’s arms nor palm’s eyes