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kris and noelle discuss critically acclaimed fps game half dead 2, their missing siblings, and obscure human musicians like claude debussy
Strahd has his mount, a nightmare named Beaucephalus (dunno if I’m spelling that right), does that count? In D&D nightmares display intelligence on par with an average humanoid but can’t speak. We can’t really tell how smart Beaucephalus is though because for all intents and purposes he’s kind of just. A fancy horse.
Other than that I don’t think so. There’s a little town with many houses but we’ve never seen anyone other than us. It’s really empty because it’s clearly built for a lot more people than we have.
The littles and one of their caretakers once got ice cream and there’s definitely some other shops around but nobody recalls anything about people running them. It would be pretty creepy if it happened irl but we kind of just accepted it.
I Imagine it’s kinda like how the SCP IKEA just kinda restocks automatically
-Kris Dreemurr (they/them)
fun fact: our system has one (1) NPC. he is a talking white unicorn named Westley, and he takes us from our house to the castle. and watches over us while we're there.
soo complimentary poll
if you have an NPC, feel free to talk about them in the notes!
me after realizing my headmates saved me a chocolate donut for my birthday
i was in a bad mood but that helps thanks guys
-Kris (they/them)
So I guess the “your tags” section is just unusable now.
Every time we go there, it’s spammed with pornbots. This time when I went there, I scrolled through ~16 posts before giving up, 8 of which were pornbots that I had to report and block.
The last time we tried it was still too high but 50%? That’s ridiculous. Literally as much spam as content. Literally unusable.
How the fuck did we get here
I just wanna be able to look at tags again dammit
-Kris Dreemurr (they/them)
🎁 Kris was the first one to do it. They were feeling lonely on their birthday (the day that they split) because our friends were busy, so they ended up intentionally introjecting Susie to keep them company. As a result, they share a birthday!
🍫 Oh absolutely. We’re primarily non-willow. As a result, we tend to not call ourselves a willowgenic or mixed origin system since that’s only the case for a few headmates. Hope it’s ok that we’re participating in this despite that :) It sounded fun and I had some time to kill.
🍰 Susie from Deltarune! As mentioned, Kris (also from Deltarune) was lonely and wanted someone around their age. Susie was a perfect choice for that.
🥄 We don’t have many, but Jeremy might also be able to be considered an unintentional willow (does that count)? He was introjected because Michael was going through exomemories and missed her a lot and wanted to see him again. It was definitely because of that that we got her- I doubt he would’ve showed up otherwise- but Mike didn’t intend for an introject to actually occur.
☕️ When Kris was introjecting Susie, they figured playing their source would help. It didn’t seem to be working and only made them feel lonely though, so they took a break to get a snack. They grabbed a juice box and asked, “Hey Susie, if you’re in there, I’ll give you a juice box.” It worked, she immediately responded.
🐸 It’s odd for them, but since both Susie and Jeremy were introjected by people they care a lot about and now get to spend time with, they’re pretty happy. Susie finds being in a human body to be weird, though. Can’t blame her, I feel the same way.
🍄 We consider ourselves to be primarily traumagenic, and most of our headmates just showed up on their own.
⭐️ I like that our headmates who miss their sourcemates have a way to see them again! Being able to introject the people they’re close to is really good for their mental health and I believe it’s an important part of recovery for some of our headmates- especially Michael, since he’s one of our traumaholders.
-Filled out by Emyr (he/it)
WILLOGENIC ASK GAME!!
🎁why did you decide to become a willower?
🍫do you have any non-willow headmates?
🍰who was your first willowmate?
🥄how many willomates do you have?
☕what's something silly about one of your willowmates?
🐸How do your willomates feel about being apart of a system?
🍄do you have any other system origins?
⭐what's your favorite part of being a willower?
Bro this fuckin website will flag a trans woman’s face for being “inappropriate” and then immediately follow it up with “Stuff we think you’ll like on Tumblr TV” and the thumbnail is a pair of naked tits covered in a suspicious white substance. Porn bots run rampant but yeah, it’s definitely the trans people that are the real problem.
And no, that’s not remotely close to the content we browse. No shade to people who do but we actively dismiss all pornographic content on our dash since we don’t wanna see it and the algorithm is so fucked it thinks we still wanna see it.
Nice site you got here photomatt. Doing a great job, buddy. /s
I would’ve @‘d him but he blocked us. Coward. Fucking face the consequences of your bigotry instead of hiding.
-Kris Dreemurr (they/them)
LITERALLY THIS YES
@staff why do trans women keep getting banned when there’s pornbots EVERYWHERE on this site??
It’s fucking ridiculous. Banning random trans women is already deplorable enough but doing that while bots are running rampant posting actually explicit content just makes you look way worse. Clown ass site.
-Kris Dreemurr (they/them)
thousands upon thousands of pornbots: *exist*
tumblr staff: what? are we supposed to do something about that?
one singular transfem: *exists*
tumblr staff: we’re gonna erase you from fucking existence you swine