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Chris didn’t understand the phrase ‘getting in your own way.’
What the hell was that supposed to mean? How can one get in the way of where they haven’t been yet? It just didn’t make sense.
Two minutes later after a 54 year old man flashed him a $100 for a lap dance, Chris suddenly wondered if the phrase was meant to say he was fat.
Oh god. Was he?
Chris quickly counted his abs. All 12 were there. Whew! That was a close call.
Chris thought to himself out loud while shaking his bon bons in the face of the flasher. “You know what’s in the way? That stupid phrase. That’s what.”
With that, the 54 year old mentioned to Chris he hadn’t said anything yet.
Chris retorted, “200. Follow me.”
And off the 54 year old went ten minutes later.
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