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my wedding outfit
my wedding outfit
my wedding outfit
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my wedding outfit
Can I wear black?
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my wedding outfit
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my wedding outfit
Can I wear green?
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my wedding outfit
Can I wear black?
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Marc Fornell Pueyo 🇪🇺🇪🇸
I'm the girl next door, let me come in
Chris didn’t understand the phrase ‘getting in your own way.’
What the hell was that supposed to mean? How can one get in the way of where they haven’t been yet? It just didn’t make sense.
Two minutes later after a 54 year old man flashed him a $100 for a lap dance, Chris suddenly wondered if the phrase was meant to say he was fat.
Oh god. Was he?
Chris quickly counted his abs. All 12 were there. Whew! That was a close call.
Chris thought to himself out loud while shaking his bon bons in the face of the flasher. “You know what’s in the way? That stupid phrase. That’s what.”
With that, the 54 year old mentioned to Chris he hadn’t said anything yet.
Chris retorted, “200. Follow me.”
And off the 54 year old went ten minutes later.
Gay stallions Brad and Chris enjoyed a steady diet of high quality juice, choice protein shakes, and naturally sweetened homegrown “HAAAAYYYYY!!!”
Brad was bizzay. Couldn’t his boyfriend Chris’ appendix wait until tomorrow to burst? Every gay knew the golden rule: You can’t rush sexy. Besides, they were working. Chris needed to be gyrating as an erotic male dancer not clamping his jaw and slouching over.
“What was tomorrow anyway?”
Chris responded with ‘mañana’. He then went on to explain it could also be ‘the day after today, but not the day after that because that would be the day after tomorrow.’
In an effort to clarify things further, Chris stated what the two were speaking to was the day before that but not today, rather to the day in between despite the fact all that was being referenced originated from the day they were presently in, whatever day that turned out to be.
Brad and Chris were en route to Cedars Sinai not two minutes later. Surprisingly, they were only the second gay couple to arrive at the ER wearing only designer thongs and flip flops that hour. That’s until Brad and Chris realized it was Gay Pride weekend in SF, Chicago, Toronto, and NYC.
Then it all made sense.
Brad made lead shift captain after getting behind in his work.
The Swole Strip II
As fate should have it, Chris began erotic dancing right when the video playback on his iPhone got stuck in slo mo.
“Untitled” (Go-Go Dancing Platform), 1991
Felix Gonzalez-Torres
‘I drop it like it's hot, baby bold, baby bold’
Anyways, uhm, thoughts?
