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1 year ago
Not Pictured: A Frazzled Skylax Apologising Profusely For Not Keeping His Mastiff In Check

not pictured: a frazzled Skylax apologising profusely for not keeping his mastiff in check

BEAHHH!!! GOOBERS!!!!!!

Dw dear Skylax, C4n1d is just as bad—

Not Pictured: A Frazzled Skylax Apologising Profusely For Not Keeping His Mastiff In Check

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1 year ago

my love for Bolter knows no bounds

My Love For Bolter Knows No Bounds
My Love For Bolter Knows No Bounds

He’s very grateful!!

Just watch out for Az— he’s a little over protective


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1 year ago

Centipede and Storvis Divorce Selfie XD

Centipede And Storvis Divorce Selfie XD

Divorce selfie!!!!

Centipede And Storvis Divorce Selfie XD

sending the emperor’s blessing to the poor arbites— and the servo skull whom took the picture—


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1 year ago
Archmagos Mantis Put In A Cup. Tragic.
Archmagos Mantis Put In A Cup. Tragic.

archmagos mantis put in a cup. tragic.

Archmagos Mantis put in a cup!!

His husband is devastated

Archmagos Mantis Put In A Cup. Tragic.

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1 year ago

I love them three goobers

They say thank you! Mostly-

I Love Them Three Goobers

Transcript : H - Thank you SuperCitizen™! We do in-fact do many amazing things to win your adoration! I understand you will, however, have favorites & my compatriots will more than understand why it’s me!—. Sm - Thank you imperial citizen! I, as do my guardsmen & many brothers, only seek to do the [emperor]’s will for you see trails off. S - Please help.


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10 months ago

lazywriter-artist!!! draw some salamanders setting stuff on fire, and my life is yours

Lazywriter-artist!!! Draw Some Salamanders Setting Stuff On Fire, And My Life Is Yours

I cannot tell you how hard this ask had me giggling and stimming— tysm-

Gotta take care of those pesky germs when they get planet side, other chapters just don’t understand 😮‍💨🙄

Lazywriter-artist!!! Draw Some Salamanders Setting Stuff On Fire, And My Life Is Yours
Lazywriter-artist!!! Draw Some Salamanders Setting Stuff On Fire, And My Life Is Yours

I’ll be expecting your skull in the mail so I may add it to my skull throne 🫶, at least a vile of your blood is also appreciated


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10 months ago

Showcasing these tags in a post of their own bc they’re so funny—

Showcasing These Tags In A Post Of Their Own Bc Theyre So Funny

(From @qcontinuumumum on this post right here)

I am in stitches-

Emps?-

Showcasing These Tags In A Post Of Their Own Bc Theyre So Funny

Oh hush you


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10 months ago

Some answers for @sleepyfan-blog :3

Also while I’m at it idrk how many questions anyone may have but feel free to ask away!!!! My inbox is always open :3 and I love love love yapping about this stuff 🫶

Some Answers For @sleepyfan-blog :3
Some Answers For @sleepyfan-blog :3

Hello hello yes yes :3!!!!! So I’ll have to tread lightly around some things as there are bits and bobs that are story beats later on but there are a few things I can answer now!

1). Emps brother :0?!?!?!

Emps is 100% human (or well- as human as an immortal perpetual can be anyway) while I do really like the theory I’ve seen floating around that emps could have become/trying to prevent from becoming a chaos god bc belief is a strong thing in the 40k universe this isn’t what is going on in this au ^^! While I can’t say too much, as I’m trying to decide if this will be discussed later in the story or if I’ll just make a little ‘lore corner’ about this sometime in the future, emps is connected to the other chaos gods in a way they (emps and the chaos gods) have decided to label as siblings but emps has some different stuff going on with his situation making him more of a sort of step brother to them :)!

2). TEDDIES?!

The R&R adventures are real and do exist! They’re things that are indeed really happening & and emps isn’t just imagining it!

Malca-bear “speaking” to emps is mostly just him coping with the loss of malcador in his own private means bc he’s a big freak man who’s emotions and coping methods are whacked to the warp and back (/affe)

And yes UwU he does have bears of all his sons (+malcador) in various states at various times(most of his 21 son-bears are fine! What little damage they may get from an upset emps is very quickly repaired at his— sobbing— request,two of them however he has sealed away in a place even his most trusted of individuals don’t know of.) The last panel for ‘the chaos reveal’ is mostly just a fun little eye catcher thing but I wouldn’t put it past an extremely overwhelmed emps to rip it to shreds and then go sobbing to his custodes to pretty please fix his bear (the custodes are the only ones allowed to know about the teddies) and sobbing and crying until he was fixed, at which point he would profusely apologize to the little bear. I think for most of his sons (loyalist) who were lost to the heresy he hasn’t touched since and they sit in pristine condition on a shelf kept sparkling clean with likely custode upkeep set to a higher standard then the emperor allows for himself, his rebellious sons got a bit of scolding and then subsequent apologize they received the same treatment of tenderly being put up and tended to. His ‘still remaining son’ bears definitely are also kept in very good condition don’t get me wrong, he just has less qualms with cuddling them or having little make believe sessions that big E might find very embarrassing if I plastered all over got all to see 👀🤭🤭🤭🤭

Some Answers For @sleepyfan-blog :3
Some Answers For @sleepyfan-blog :3
Some Answers For @sleepyfan-blog :3

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10 months ago

Woe, old man be upon ye! :DD (so, Commissar Lazy? Still not afraid of no Inquisitor? ;D)

Woe, Old Man Be Upon Ye! :DD (so, Commissar Lazy? Still Not Afraid Of No Inquisitor? ;D)

Ah them xenos and their— active imaginations! Little thing just loves making up stories!! Ha- hah— eeeh 😬

Woe, Old Man Be Upon Ye! :DD (so, Commissar Lazy? Still Not Afraid Of No Inquisitor? ;D)
Woe, Old Man Be Upon Ye! :DD (so, Commissar Lazy? Still Not Afraid Of No Inquisitor? ;D)
Woe, Old Man Be Upon Ye! :DD (so, Commissar Lazy? Still Not Afraid Of No Inquisitor? ;D)
Woe, Old Man Be Upon Ye! :DD (so, Commissar Lazy? Still Not Afraid Of No Inquisitor? ;D)
Woe, Old Man Be Upon Ye! :DD (so, Commissar Lazy? Still Not Afraid Of No Inquisitor? ;D)

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