Emps Gets Yassified - Tumblr Posts
Hey kid
Wanna see a fruity god emperor?
No? Too bad.
He’s essentially this big bundle of hcs + a mini au I’ve been making (basically emps comes back and Girlyman gotta show his dad around the empire)
Emp: why aren’t these inquisitors looking me in the eyes? Robby: you’re 13 feet tall and your tits out. And you’ve been ‘dead’ for a millennia and a god.
He’s learning so much about the new world he hasn’t really gotten to interact with one to one
Emps: Goodness! What a stunning little society! So advanced for such a short time! Not even psykers yet! How amazing! Emps: surly you are aiding its growth and taking advantage of trade!
Commissar: we uh hate them- because they’re uh- different? Emps: why am I not shocked?
As an extra little treat + from a convo I had with some moots, he gets alien space pigs as new sons pets now
BOO.
More yassified Emps stuff
A more recent idea for his design? Tattoos!!!
He’s got his sons (prime) legions down his sides 🥰 bc he loves them— he’s just bonkers bad at saying it— and showing it— but shhhhhh his little goofy goobers and grandsons can be immortalized on him 4 Evers
Also more of Emps & his pets + a Robby cameo
( tags from @qcontinuumumum )
The things imperial history books just won’t tell ya man. Wild!
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He’s really bad at dealing with the consequences of his actions….
Robby deserves to be angry, as a treat
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Wonder what they’re backup plan could be 👀
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One more little doodle before snooze time
Just two little guys going in an adventure to deliver divine justice to their dad, what could possibly go wrong?
Sometimes ya gotta make your pookie bear sad bc ur sad
🤨 they went WHERE?!
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Sibling bonding! Isn’t it fun?
(No robbies were hurt in the making of this conversation 🫶 just jealous he wasn’t first 🫣)
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Really owning them sons aren’t ya emps?
What could they be up to?
Do we like my chaos designs ;3? (Fishing for compliments)
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Well, who doesn’t like a little day trip I suppose?
(Previously on Big E chronicles 🥰)
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Come on now! Plushie replicas aren’t that weird- wait what was that last part?
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I needed the masses to witness them…
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Come on now! Plushie replicas aren’t that weird- wait what was that last part?
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(In light of your little animation, I have another offering, please enjoy! :D They delight me to no end!)
BEAAAAGHHH
Dies a million times over forever and every (positive)
This is so canon and real and true— tzeentch’s spineless self (figuratively and literally) just eternally getting on everyone’s nerves but especially Khorne
Some answers for @sleepyfan-blog :3
Also while I’m at it idrk how many questions anyone may have but feel free to ask away!!!! My inbox is always open :3 and I love love love yapping about this stuff 🫶
Hello hello yes yes :3!!!!! So I’ll have to tread lightly around some things as there are bits and bobs that are story beats later on but there are a few things I can answer now!
1). Emps brother :0?!?!?!
Emps is 100% human (or well- as human as an immortal perpetual can be anyway) while I do really like the theory I’ve seen floating around that emps could have become/trying to prevent from becoming a chaos god bc belief is a strong thing in the 40k universe this isn’t what is going on in this au ^^! While I can’t say too much, as I’m trying to decide if this will be discussed later in the story or if I’ll just make a little ‘lore corner’ about this sometime in the future, emps is connected to the other chaos gods in a way they (emps and the chaos gods) have decided to label as siblings but emps has some different stuff going on with his situation making him more of a sort of step brother to them :)!
2). TEDDIES?!
The R&R adventures are real and do exist! They’re things that are indeed really happening & and emps isn’t just imagining it!
Malca-bear “speaking” to emps is mostly just him coping with the loss of malcador in his own private means bc he’s a big freak man who’s emotions and coping methods are whacked to the warp and back (/affe)
And yes UwU he does have bears of all his sons (+malcador) in various states at various times(most of his 21 son-bears are fine! What little damage they may get from an upset emps is very quickly repaired at his— sobbing— request,two of them however he has sealed away in a place even his most trusted of individuals don’t know of.) The last panel for ‘the chaos reveal’ is mostly just a fun little eye catcher thing but I wouldn’t put it past an extremely overwhelmed emps to rip it to shreds and then go sobbing to his custodes to pretty please fix his bear (the custodes are the only ones allowed to know about the teddies) and sobbing and crying until he was fixed, at which point he would profusely apologize to the little bear. I think for most of his sons (loyalist) who were lost to the heresy he hasn’t touched since and they sit in pristine condition on a shelf kept sparkling clean with likely custode upkeep set to a higher standard then the emperor allows for himself, his rebellious sons got a bit of scolding and then subsequent apologize they received the same treatment of tenderly being put up and tended to. His ‘still remaining son’ bears definitely are also kept in very good condition don’t get me wrong, he just has less qualms with cuddling them or having little make believe sessions that big E might find very embarrassing if I plastered all over got all to see 👀🤭🤭🤭🤭
Ya want the boys (slightly unfinished refs)? Yuppers UwU
Plus average brother shenanigans
They’re menaces to the imperium someone help- work is halting-
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Little update btw for yassified emps au stuff!! I am working on more of the story things!!! I have it almost (hopefully) ready!
For most of the story from the last post I’ve got it figured out but drawing it all out is the part that sucks up all my time TwT
But hopefully I should be able to post the next lore installment soon!!! And I’ll try to get better about posting in-between content too :3
Soup for the masses 🫶
It’s mostly tzeentch and Khorne stuff bc I lurv them 👉👈
I’ll post more abt the other sillies I swear I’m just gotta think abt them the most rn
Sometimes you just become this big weird commissar’s favorite little guy
Taryn appearance! Must’ve took a left turn to the wrong Terra in the warp— at least these two very normal gentleman are here to help!
I mean…what is the Aquila if not just a more majestic kairos?
Old fandom forever haunts you I guess 😔 ignore that I forgot where his mole goes
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