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S6: A Rant

Man, this season started off so promising. I was actually excited for episodes again. Now I'm just back to being exhausted with it. The branching is not well executed at all. The Grace situation is BAFFLING and there's no option to be a decent person and at least flat out tell her you want to pursue Ozzy.

And now, for something completely expected! Enjoy an impassioned, profanity-laced rant about Amelia!

Thar be spoilers ahead.

Fuuuuuuuck this ho sideways with no lube. All her sister talk is bullshit. I really don't care if she and Ryan cracked on, because fine. But the way she went about it, the way she neglected to tell me, and then blew off my feelings about it? Oh no. Bitch, you know better. We're Scorpio risings. Which means we never forgive and we never forget.

It's especially weird considering how vehement she was about not liking Jamal because he said he had feelings for Ivy and then got over her immediately... um. What does she think just happened with Ryan?

She had the audacity to act like it hardly mattered, since I didn't pick him anyway. Yeah, I didn't. But here's the thing. I could have. He was still pursuing me. It's weird and gross that this guy was actively trying to get with me and he's telling me he has all these super deep feelings, but he's been cracking on with my sister secretly? What's that about? Like they could have told me and that would have made my decision for me and they could have just been getting to know each other without being snakey. If she "knew" I wasn't going to choose him, what possible reason could she have to keep it from me?

Perhaps she simply has a ravenous appetite for my scraps.

This is the second time she's kept something from me when it comes to guys (that I know of). And acted like she did it for my benefit and like it didn't matter at all. My only angry option here was, "I'm annoyed with you." And her response was to act all giddy for me and my new partner as though it's all forgiven. She's so dismissive that they wrote actual dialogue for MC to say, "I said I'm still annoyed," and Amelia was like, "Oh well. Doesn't mean anything. Still sisters! Byyyyye!"

I have played nice with her so far. No more nice. I don't give a shit about Ryan. Other than feeling even more ick than I already did, nothing's changed there. But she seems to have a chronic issue with honesty and a lack of consideration for my feelings, and I have a big problem with that.

Honestly, there's a part of me that wants to pursue Ryan just out of spite. Then I throw up in my mouth a little, and I change my mind. Neither of them are worth that.

Seeing Double (trouble)

Don't worry Roberto, I can see how difficult it would be to tell us apart 🤣

Another Day Another S6 Rant

If you're enjoying S6, please disregard. This is for the grumps, haters, and complainers among us who thrive on poking our own wounds just to re-live the pain.

Oh, Amelia. On day one, this ho had the nerve to say I was the attention seeker between us. And then made every day afterward about her. Imagine the absolute egomaniacal gall of going to a party and stopping everyone's good time dead, to announce that you met someone who made your panties damp, and then demand that everyone congratulate and toast you for it. Then, because no amount of attention is enough attention, yank your sister from the party you effectively ground to a halt, and demand that she validate your choice of panty dampener. And if she doesn't get upset, be a bitch to her until she does. Because you can't spell victim with A-M-E-L-I-A.

I know some people are having a really good time right now (Andy stans out here thriving, living their best lives 🤣), but for me, these episodes were nothing but boring filler. No actual conversations about anything fun or interesting (other than Hamish being hilarious). It was just: Grace whinges about Ozzy, Amelia apologizes for things she's def going to do again, people bring up Eliot like we were in love, and CA boys ask if you've changed your mind in the last ten minutes since you rejected them. Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

The sad thing is, if you removed Amelia from the equation, this season could have been pretty fun. Especially the dumping. But because none of Amelia's drama/behavior is allowed to be resolved, it's dragging YOUR story to a halt with pointless, tedious distractions about her, a character you're not really allowed to know in any way beyond vague nostalgia.

The forced relationship is awful. It would be better if you could have started and maintained a path of either indifference, friendship, or antagonism with her. But all you get is a grey wasteland where she behaves like a complete shithead and you really have no way to address it beyond a tiny, petty emotional outburst that she promptly brushes off, and then a moment later the game forces you to act like none of it ever happened anyway because 💞SISTERS 🙄. I literally said I don't forgive her and I didn't bother saying I loved her when I left, but now suddenly we're besties again? Noooooo.

Do you know what could have been fun? If the double trouble wasn't about MC and her twin, but instead, Amelia is your estranged childhood best friend. And the relationship ended over someone you both developed feelings for. So now, you can choose the path of liking or not liking her without the manipulative "but she's family" angle. It'll be based on actions and behavior. In this imaginary season (that has actual branching), on the first day, when the girls ask about your first love, the way you answer it would determine your story with Amelia. 1. My first love and best friend fell for each other and I lost them both (path of forgiveness and friendship where Amelia wants to make it up to you and supports you without hoovering up your scraps). 2. Found out my horrible childhood best friend slept with my first love and never even apologized (path of antagonism where Amelia steals your LI's). 3. My childhood best friend and I fell for the same person. It was complicated and no one ended up happy. (Path of indifference or maybe a mixed path with some drama and some friendship depending on how you react to her).

The upside to this will be if Amelia cracks on with someone you like or want to get with, there wouldn't be the unpleasant vibe of, wow, this persons genitals have rubbed on mine AND my sister's. Which, I mean, the drama and smut of it is interesting, but it doesn't really lend itself to a fairytale romance scenario.

This could also streamline the story because what if Amelia was the obstacle in the slow burn path to Ozzy instead of Grace? Reliving and reversing what happened in the past, giving us the opportunity to heal and grow and form strong new bonds while we handle things better this time around...

ORRRRRR, we could be or be people who joyously refuse to learn any life lessons and make everything much, much worse just for funsies.

Either way, what a fun season that would have been. Sigh.

No but seriously. Stop trying to make Amelia happen. She's not going to happen.

"Amelia links her arm through yours."

Samsies. Amelia is so fucking cringe.

MC watching Amelia with Marshall

Oh, it's def Amelia. I'd like to give 90% of my pies to her. Save 1 for Toby (if he's Zeph) for ghosting me like an asshole so he could bang my awful sister. I don't care about him. It's just a cruel thing to do to someone who was your friend.

Who will you pie??!!

Ahhhhhh!!!!! Sarah's writing Marshall!!!!!!

Amelia Can't Win - Chapter 1

Summary:

Finding out she’s being dumped from Love Island stings, and it hurts even more when the guy she likes doesn’t offer to leave with her. But none of that can compare to the confession that Amelia just dropped — the ultimate betrayal from the one person who claimed to always have her back. So when Everly Thompson gets another text telling her she’s actually going to Casa Amor early, she senses an opportunity. And luckily, there’s one person there in particular who’s willing to help her get her revenge. No matter what, Amelia can’t win.

My first chaptered fic for S6! Eek!! I'm not sure how frequently this will be updated as I'm still working on W&W (which is a monster) and a little something I have planned for October, but I wanted to get the first chapter out before the season ended (just made it!). The initial idea was a oneshot but it just grew exponentially and I have no idea how long it's gonna be. Hope you enjoy!

Read on AO3

So tumblr says that you’re a top Amelia blog. OMG I totes love Amelia too !!! Her sister chats were the best thing about this season hands down, she is just the besssssssttttt

So I wanted to ask one super Amelia Fan to another:

What are your three favourite things about our most favouritest bestie sister twinsie???

🤣🤣🤣 OMG I totes love her! And those chats sure are something, aren't they? My three favorite things about Amelia?

Those ten minutes before she showed up.

When Marshall walked away from her while she pot stirred.

When she won't shut up about Toby and everyone yells at her to STFU.

Love that girl. She's so super fun (to dislike).

Thanks, Anon. I totes love you 😂

F**** YOU RATMELIAAAAA!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬

🤣

Indeed. She is the fucking worst. Thanks for the rage and for making me laugh, anon!

PLEASEEEE TELL ME RATMELIA GETS PUNCHED IN THE FACE PLS PLS PLS

😂 Thank you for being so passionate about this. Poor Amelia. I really went all out making her the worst. Because I think it's important to manage expectations, I have to honestly (and sadly) tell you that she will probably not get punched in the face. As satisfying as it would be in the moment, Amelia LIVES to have a reason to act victimized. If you booped her on the nose she'd cry and say you broke it. The cruelest thing you can do is ignore people like her, because they only thrive on attention. Take it away and she'll fall apart faster than a hard shell taco.

But if you want to read Amelia getting her just desserts, I highly recommend Amelia Can't Win. It's so fun and well-written and Marshall is very hot dickhead and @longbobmckenzie assures me that Amelia will be getting a very satisfying comeuppance.

Different anon here, but I hope everyone sees Ratmelia for who she is. I just want islanders to find out what she did to Lewie and they realise what an awful human being she is. (hope this ask was okay without giving anything away.)

Ratmelia never fails to make me laugh 🤣

It's always okay to send a kind ask! I appreciate you taking the time. I am still cleaning up some stuff for the next chapter, so I'll think about it. If there's a way I can integrate a little comeuppance, I will, but so far, I just haven't found the right space for it.

Thank you for the ask!

Sis, that was EPIC! Like I was gagged this whole time, I promise!

But I have a question, are Flo and Bella a thing in your fic? Because I love that! I wanted to see them get together so badly if you're not on their routes, and they're one of my favorite crack ships that doesn't involve MC. I just love their dynamic, you know. I headcanon Flo as gay and Bella as homoflexible, so yeah... Rant over, lol

Oh, and one more thing.

SUXK IT RATMELIA!!!!

I'm glad you enjoyed it! You'll get a tiny tidbit about that in the epilogue, but yes, Bella and Flo are indeed a thing. I'm fairly sure Bella was a love interest in the season so she's definitely not straight. They just seem like they'd be a really fun, loving couple.

LOL I was dubious about giving Amelia any kind of wrap up but I'm glad I did. It was SUPER fun to write her meltdown.

Thank you for the ask and thank you for reading this story and for being passionate about my work. It truly kept me going 🙏💖

At this point Amelia is just pissing me off

I just know MC and Amelia's parent's are dying of second hand embarrassment with Amelia picking up MC's scraps like damn 🙄

No one:

Fuseboxgame headquarters:

Ok so today’s episodes weren’t the best, I despise the fact I was made to go to the hideaway last week and I didn’t kiss Hamish, Andy or Francis in the challenge and ended up joint 1st 🤷🏽‍♀️WTF🤦🏽‍♀️

My prediction is Elliot brings Ivy back (Fusebox gonna make us sad about it), then we have the movie night , it’s gonna show your LI being shady (Lewie in mine play-through ;) I think MC will look shady too 🤣l🎥 🍿 Ozzy and Grace will have blows, Marshall will be shown telling the Casa boys he’s using Amelia to get to MC🙏🏼😂 it will end on a pointless cliff hanger again 😭

Genuine question

Wtf does Toby seen in Amelia??? 🤨

I'd rather eat cement then share a double date with Toby and Amelia.

Okay so I haven’t posted in a bit but I think I’m ready to give my opinion on S6 Litg! So ive decided to use my MC, Eva for this game. Eva is beautiful, smart, witty and overall just the burst of sunshine that you need but always she’s real enough to be blunt and honest with you. So I paired her with Ryan as she is (and me) a hopeless romantic and I must say that I’m enjoying this season so far. I’m doing a loyal Ryan route for the moment and I’m loving it. I also am all for the sisterly love ❤️ I am hoping my twin stays the way she is so far. It’s nice to have someone on our side. What I don’t like is the Grace situation. I’ve told both her and Ozzy I just want to be mates but somehow she’s still mad at me? 😮‍💨🙄😩 but besides that I can’t wait for Wednesday! I can’t wait to meet the casa boys and see what they are all about 🥰 Happy choice making to you all!