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This is too good not to repost and feral raccoon Danny for the win
Oh hail mayor Danny
Danny runs for Mayor
Simple Prompt: Danny runs for the Gotham Mayor position
Extended Prompt: Danny is an absolute little shit throughout his entire campaign but still manages to win because he is legitimately one of the best candidates around
Just imagine the crack that could come from this!
Reporter: What is your stance on Vigilantism? Danny: Well I agree that Vigilantes are helpful for the communities that need them, and they should work with the police at every opportunity, I feel like the idea will always be a city where Vigilantes are not needed. Also I fail to see the relevancy of the question, there are no vigilantes in Gotham Reporter: What do you mean? What about the Bat-Family? Danny: No, Batman isn’t a Vigilante. Batman is a Crime Lord.
Or
Danny: As mayor, I promise that I will not be infected by corruption. Not because of my moral standings, but because I absolutely fucking hate clowns and I will never accept a bribe as long as that guy is still alive. Yes this is me putting a hit out on the Joker. Crime Bosses, if you want to try and bribe me, you gotta kill him first or I won’t even consider it!
Or
Batman: Why is a Meta-Human running for Gotham Office? You know this city doesn’t have a very good track record with people like you. Even the Signal had a rough start. Danny: Well, I just had a strong compulsion to help this city reach the peak of it’s potential *looks over Batman’s shoulder to see Lady Gotham holding up Cue Cards telling him what to say. She promised to help with his paperwork for the next 50 years if he became Mayor and helped fix her city* Danny: Such a strong compulsion…
Or
Penguin: Look kid, I don’t care if you have enough power to destroy me at the subatomic level, I have enough money to ruin you, your sister, your parents, even your uncle! Danny: Oh really? I could get the souls of every person you have ever killed to get confessions out of them. Or I could give them the power to rip you apart. Or I could even just possess you and donate all your money to charity.
Or
Danny: Oh god dammit! Vlad: Hello Badger! Glad to see you followed in my footsteps instead of your fathers! Danny: This wasn’t because of you! Lady Gotham asked for help! Vlad: A WIN IS A WIN!
My taste in men is.......
Edit:
So, um...just read a fuck ton about Mayhem and watched Lords of Chaos and uh...they were an...interesting band...
cant help but feel a lil bad for pelle tho 👉👈
Lords of chaos is shit and full of lies
Oh yeah, absolutely. I didn't really have any good expectations to begin with, but I was still in shock with how much bs was in that film. If I hadn't read up about Mayhem's history beforehand, I would've thought it was a decent film🤷♀️
Rory Culkin as Øystein Aarseth in LORDS OF CHAOS (2018)
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I wanna lick the grease from his hair 😩😩😩
I hope so I actually like Klarion (teekl more though) despite him being a chaotic, psychotic, sadistic, child-looking, creepy jerk-face.
Calling it now: this arc will end with Zatanna and Fate bringing Klarion back
Bound to this flesh This guise, this mask, this dream