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Lyf : HICCSTRID HEADCANONS pt.2
BadassSassCup+ BadassSassStrid
Imagine :
*Dragon Riders in battle on hunter ship*
*camera pans to Hiccstrid*
*Astrid sparring with a hunter on the plank of the ship*
*Hiccup taking out the support ships and swerves to Astrid* : Astrid Knock 'em down!
*Astrid roundhouse kicks the hunter off*
*Hivcup casually carrying the unconscious hunter by the collar looking unimpressed* : When I told you to knock him down I meant knock him unconscious. Not off the ship!
*Astrid stretches her arms cracking her fingers whistling for Stormfly, semirking at her man* : you did knock him out In the end didnt you?
*Hiccup drops the hunter on the deck crossing his arms raising an eyebrow at her*: whaddya think?
Astrid: I win
I think if the rating was upped to PG /PG13 and the episode were a bit longer like 30m/episodes we would have gotten so much missed out content of our riders just being badass, seeing actual whoooumps, and a legit Hiccstrid make-out or two [like the closest we got was the Mi Amore Wing and KoD pt2 snippet]. Like they are 18-20 and unsupervised. The creators had the perfect opportunity to unleash the gang battle dynamics even more. Gosh danggit. 🤦♀️
Lyf : HTTYD HEADCANONS pt.1
(Haddock Family)
Y'all know that fetuses can start hearing things and registering sounds within around the second trimester? And that there is a common agreed headcanon that Hiccup is a night owl? Let's use it
Imagine: Astrid is halfway into the second trimester of her first pregnancy and gets tired very easily sleeping very early at night. Ever since the pregnancy revelation, Hiccup being Hiccup has been overprotective and concerned for her, this also includes his clinginess.
Now that the baby has started to kick and respond to its parents' words Hiccup is prone to reading the notes of his inventions (old and new) and political documents aloud at night. He also voices out his thoughts on the treaties and documents, explaining to no one in particular on why the plot of land next to the river would make for a good storehouse for future rations, or why signing a treaty with the Berserker tribe is beneficial or why adding a bolt and nut instead of hammering down a nail to this part of the invention would be a better alternative.
He had made a makeshift study next to their bed where Astrid sleeps now that she had entered the second trimester. This prompts the little bean inside Astrid to listen to all her father's rambling getting information on everything. Astrid wakes up in the middle of the night feeling thirsty when she hears her husband narrating a treaty document. Hiccup replies "Shhhhh, the baby can hear" to which the fetus kicks in response as if agreeing with its father.
This might suggest why Zephyr knows such advanced mechanical set ups and and designs traps at such a young age in the Homecoming short. Those traps are actually very advanced for someone of 5-8 year old to understand and carry out even if she did stumble upon Hiccup's old notebook where he had ideas of his own to take down dragons before the first movie.
But as family progress into the second pregnancy Hiccup has a toddler to entertain and a pregnant wife to take care of.
So imagine : all three of them cuddling by the hearth where Hiccup tells stories to Zephyr about adventures and crazy-made-up giants which he acts out always making his ladies giggle and makes the baby kick in response.
This might suggest why Nuffink is more adventurous than Zephyr. He's been introduced to it before he was born
Tl;dr : Hiccstrid babies enjoy replying to their father talking, and Hiccup was a nerd when Zephyr was born. Hiccup was a storyteller when Nuffink was born.
A/n: most prolly gonna write this and post it on my AO3.
Lyf : HTTYD HEADCANONS pt.3
(Hiccup)
Y'all know hiccup is no idiot with a sword. And he has a fire sword of all things. He can kick ass too. That's just sexy. Y'know what else is sexy? Hiccup being an inventor figuring out the theories.
Imagine: Late evening at the edge with only a few lanterns lighting up his hut. Hiccup concentrating on calculations and designs of his upcoming inventions with blueprints, notes, plans and homemade stencils and geometric sets spread covering his workspace as he sketches the unfinished final product of his makings imagining the proportions. Imagine him with his tongue between his teeth and lips by habit and him twirling that thordamned charcoal stick in so many ways unaware of him even doing it, moving it between his fingers in quick accurate flicks. And his green eyes are sharp and calculative, eyebrows furrowed and legs spread apart in a comfortable dominant position concentrating over his work desk.
Sitting reference

But like on a stool/chair. A better would be the triple cross ep scene where viggo tricks hiccup that he poisons toothless. But I couldn't find that image.
Lyf headcanons pt4
I've seen a lot of AUs and crossovers with HTTYD and can't help but think what if there was a new AU crossover of Vincenzo(kdrama) and Hiccstrid.
It would make for such an entertaining headcanon idea, like imagine a ruthless Hiccup who's playing Vincenzo being a badass mafia lawyer and Astrid being Cha Young, a brazen bold tenacious lawyer but with a twist of HTTYD universe. Although come to think about it Ruffnut's personality suits Cha Young more...
Since their personalities clash it would be messy if not written properly. But I want to see Hiccup as an antihero character who wants peace just as much as canon Hiccup and is ruthless enough to use merciless justice to achieve it. And as amazingly badass as Astrid is physically Cha Young's mental strength is something I think would very much complement these female leads very well.
Given Hiccstrid's witty comebacks and snarks (coughmainlyHiccup'scough), it would be fun to see them out of the Viking physical fighting stereotype for a bit and see Hiccstrid as badass lawyers who use wits and words instead of Inferno and the axe.
With enough backstory in this AU would be such a fun take since Vincenzo is dealing with the corruption of the law and HTTYD is dealing with adaptation and transformation from the old into the new (aka traditions to moderness).
The dragons would have to be inexistent tho. Else it's gonna be weird considering it to be a modern AU. Imagine Toothless as Inzhagi lmao.
And Viggo as Choi Myung Hee. Maybe Dagur as Park Seok Do or Hwang Min Seong. And Drago or Grimmel as Jang Han Seok. There would definitely be a lot of OC's as well.
And without the whole Maces and Talons metaphor, coz while it was a fun mind game it, soon got old with how much it was mentioned. And Viggo's actions were kind of predictable season four onwards once Hiccup match up with his game.
(P.s. this is just me being salty on the writers rtte coz some episodes especially seaason five onwards it felt more of like wasted potential rather than fulfilling. Like King of Dragons or 1&2 felt so rushed like huh?!) Anyays rants aside feel free to disagree.
Should I write it? Maybe I'll pos some headcanons here. It's gonna be a WIP.

Vincenzo headcannon
After three years of being the Cassano mafia boss and taking care (wiping out) their rivals aka Lucianos and relocsting the Cassanos to their original home cack in Italy after the disaster that was Paolo's leading, Vincenzo readily gives the job to someone else, say his cousin and his wife is the main consigliere of the family now.
He does not have many responsibilities but because of his connections, reputation, skills, bonds and the fact he cannot just part with the mafia, Vincenzo becomes a part-time consigliere where Ie usually becomes an ambassador of sorts cleaning up the trash (like babel but like 10% downscale). His main job is to take care of and run the safe haven that is Pagliuzza and it's residents. So Vin gets in touch with Mr Ahn and Mr Cho where they have cleared his name and created a new identity and personal particulars with the name Oh Joo Hyung.
Vinny takes the legal exam to become a lawyer in Korea and gets his license online (idk if it's real bear with me here it's a headcanon).
After the initial shock and get-together of the Geumga Plaza, Jipuragi has an additional member to its growing team of one paralegal and paralegal in training, one hell of a tenacious lawyer who also dubs as a CEO and three interning lawyers, an new lawyer by the name Oh Joo Hyung arrives.
And there is gossip from the interns that the two older, experienced lawyers are long lost lovers who reunited from their long distance relationship and decided to work back to strengthen their marriage.
Our resident couple decides to humour them and the other teamts as well, mainly because why not.
And besides, it's not like a confirmed relationship on paper to show the government is gonna change their dynamic of finger flicks bets on whose method of convincing their witnesses or where they sleep together in the fluffy bedroom of the mini apartment, where a certain pigeon has visited again after a three-year-long break and has learnt manners, to increase convinience, or its tying up money-hungry detective and threatening them by kicking the wheeled chair off an abandoned building.
Their marriage is not a big deal. It just happens so suddenly and secretly. It starts with him casually joking about it in one of their pillow talks.
This leads to her sending him an envelope via post which contained a contract for the registration of a marriage certificate with her signature already on it.
He returns it to her casually the next day along with the other documents for their current case, followed by a box. Form signed and a box containing a ring. Her ring. She raises an eyebrow and catches the sight of his left hand's ring finger already sporting a platinum band with a plate encrusting small diamonds. No wonder he had shoved that hand in his pocket long than usual. From her desk, she could see that bastard smirking like no tomorrow, hiding behind his papers.
After everyone has left and it's just the two of them, Vincenzo well now Joo Hyung is now stopped by Cha Young straddling him holding out the box to him
"I don't recall you asking me to marry you"
"I definitely did, remember three years back? Surrounded by an orchestra and flashing cameras? And art gallery was it? Ragusang. You forgot to process the papers so they were delayed sweetie."
"Omo! Yah, that wasn't you it was Mr Anderson wasn't it darling"
"Hmmm, fair point."
*takes ring and holds it out but instead of and awkward hesitancy, he leans into her ear and asks*
"Will you marry me"
*she smirks and pulls him by his tie to crash their lips together as he slips the ring onto her finger*
"I better go process the registration then."
"Hmmm, yeah you do that, makgeolli and ramyeon tonight?"
"Add fried chicken, beef jerky and pajeon as well. Oohh! Also buy soju and wine and whiskey. I wanna get wasted tonight. Ah! It's a great day to be alive!"
The next day Mr Nam sees their hands and sends a picture to the Geumga plaza chat group the photo.
It blows up with replies varying from "Finally!" "Why weren't we invited, I made him my baby girl's godfather" "He's a mafia you idiot, we cant be there for safety reasons." "Wait, they were not married three years ago?"
For Vincenzo and Cha Young, weddings were a waste of time and money and an unhealthy amount of words and worries That doesn't mean they didn't go to Pagliuzza for their honeymoon, rather honey month, and took endless wedding photos with Cha Yong rocking every dress from satin ball gowns to mermaid styled body cons with tulle accents and to velvet evening dresses.

Cabin 6 head can on(i have no idea if it fits but lets go along with this):
In BoTL they described cabin 6 to have an stone owl and gave a sliver glow or something Iike that and im thinking its a gift from their mom and that Athena grants all her kids a gift (something small like Annabeth's cap).
I was wondering if the stone owl actually had a purposesor if it was just decor. I like to think Athena was better in the PJO series and im gonna ignore the HoO series for this headcanon where I believe Athena actually cares for her children but she's not good when it comes to feelings. Hence she shows her care by keeping them safe(ie guiding 'beth to Thalia and Luke when she was a runaway) and giving then weapons and little trinkets to eveyone of them at some point in their life.
When Athena grants the gift to her children they have access to the stone owl that comes to life and becomes a helper of sorts. It does tasks like giving lighting round quizzes or fun things like getting specific scrolls. The owl chages it's species and name depending on who calls it (so it's like a pet for everyone but they can only use it one at a time).
Eg. Annabeth a snowy owl she named Glacia (glay-sha) and Malcolm a Eurasian horned owl named Oak
The Athenians need to keep the owl at prim condition by giving it praises and grooming sessions so the silver light never goes out. The light acts as a spider-repellent. When the owl senses the light fading, it always takes flies to the head counsellor to solve the issue.
They can't speak to it like how Peecy speaks to horses but they can understand the intentions if the bird.
Okay HC time
If Toothless could talk he would sound like Plagg from Miraculous but with a deeper voice (similar tone to his gurgles and laughs)
If Stormfly could talk, she would sound motherly, but be be extremely vain and playful. Tbh her voice would sound like Shiny from Winx season 7 (stella's fairy animal)