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Oui oui isjdbisjdjs Lafayette ass. Onarchy- Anarchy ass
*The Balck brothers speaking French*
James: *Literally melts on the spot and finds it extremely hot*
Remus: Shut the fuck up, I don't speak croissant.
Remus:*sitting on the guest bed at the Potter's, munching on a bowl of green beans*
Sirius: *knocks at the doorway, a wild James Potter behind him*
Remus: *waves, then fans them closer so they know to come in, mouth full"
Remus: "whatssup?"
Sirius: Not sure, bored I suppose. You're here all week, and James and I got tired of sneaking up on Mr. Monty
Remus: okay *takes another bite*
James: Hey moony?
Remus: Yes prongs?
James: what the fuck are you eating?
Remus: Green beans..?
James: where the fuck did you get a bowl of green beans?
Remus: Your mother, literally. She's very hospitable.
Sirius: So you're just eating green beans? Nothing else? At all?
Remus: Yes..?
James:
Sirius:
Sirius: I don't even know the last time I touched one of those...
Remus: *stabs one, and gestures it towards Sirius, threatening*
Sirius: *jumps back in gay European repulsion*
James: *ignoring Padfoot* So is there a reason why or-???
Remus: they're tasty, I suppose.
Sirius: You know what else is tasty? 😏
Remus: *throws a green been at him, hitting him directly on the tip of his nose*
Sirius: *shreiks and scurries away into the corner, sort of behind a mirror*
Remus: Yes, *gets up from bed with his now empty bowl* James. *pecks James on the hand as he walks out to return the now empty bowl into the kitchen*
James: *bi confusion*
Sirius: *offended gay confusion*
Remus: *downstairs* Hey Monty, you won't believe what happened this time!!
Regulus: why are you ignoring Remus?
Sirius: I’m playing hard to get.
Regulus: Why would you do that? You’re already hard to want.
Remus: You look good in that hoodie. Sirius: You know where else I'd look good? Remus, zero hesitation: My bed. Sirius, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?
Remus : are you - blushing
Sirius :what , n-no
Remus : did I just get hard core , ever stoic , badass Sirius Orion black to blush ?
Sirius : uh , no .. it's the c-cold
Remus : oh right yeah it's definitely not that I just told you are adorable and that you look extremely cute in my sweater
Sirius : * blushes furiously * * voice cracks* n-no
Remus : *smirks*
[I read it somewhere and I really liked it ]
Sirius :* smiling * hey Andromeda , meet my boyfriend Remus , the one I've been talking about
Andromeda : *smiles* I like you but if you break his heart , I'll break you in half
Remus : * nervously laughs *
SOME YEARS LATER
Nymphadora : hey mom meet my boyfriend , Remus
Andromeda : * stares softly*
Remus : * smiles* it's nice to meet you
Andromeda : good to meet you too, Remus
Now imagine the look in Andromeda's eyes when nymphadora must've introduced Remus. Just imagine the sadness in her eyes . Just imagine the heart break . Just imagine what must've went through her mind at that moment . Just imagine.
Sirius : hey look he's wearing " SIRIUS IS PERFECT " shirt. Isn't that great babe , my fans . Wow .
Remus : *thinking about how he threatened that 6th year boy to wear the shirt* Oh yes babe , I'm sure you'll have loads of fans .
[ make it drarry too ]
Remus: you know, I'd do Prince Caspian from chronicles of Narnia. He's hot
Sirius: you kidding, you've seen Peter from Amazing spider man? he's a hotty, I'd totally do him
James + Dorcas + Marlene + lily + Peter : should we tell them ?
Marauder's fans : *sinister laughing* no
Sirius: i have no value :( Remus: that's not what i said! Remus: i said you had no nutritional value. because i said i wanted to eat something and you said 'me' Sirius: i have no value :( Remus: NO NUTRITIONAL VALUE Sirius :(
As an aspec and arospec person, I declare Regulus Black an asexual demiromantic. This isn't negotiable, he simply is now and you can't tell me otherwise
James: I can't believe it from you Moony, ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!?!?
Remus: Actually yes, but we're not talking about that.
James:what...?
Remus: what?
Sirius:*in the back**smirking* That's not the way I plan to tell him, but ok.
(Remus probably take James's food from the refrigerator)