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So... Bnha Ch266, right?

Chapter 306 deku didn’t listen to enough Rick Astley and it shows smh

WHEN YOU’RE BUSTIN OUT OF YOUR UA UNIFORM 🤣 (MHA)

Characters ~ Midoriya, Bakugo, Todoroki, and Kaminari

Summary ~ You’re just so damn curvy that you’re literally BUSTIN out of your UA uniform 😭 (double cheeked up, on a TUESDAY!), they have a crush on you btws!

Cw ~ Suggestive, Crack, Curvy Foreigner Fem! Reader, 3rd Year! Boys, Fluff, Strong Language, Booty & Booby, Copious Amouts Of The Word Literally, Boys Are Simps, Mineta Mentioned, (let me know if I missed any!)

A/n ~ I’m watching season 5 rn and this popped into my head so I’m sharin with the class 😪

MIDORIYA

⭒ Lawd have mercy 😭😭

⭒ The epitome of looking respectfully

⭒ If you read my other headcanon about 3rd year Deku then you know that he isn’t as squirmy and nervous as he was during his first year

⭒ If you catch him staring he’ll just give you a genuine smile with a lil wave then go back to whatever conversation he was having

⭒ His mind is going haywire tho! He’s bouncing his leg impatiently because damn how are you allowed to look like THAT at school?? It’s a crime to his heart 💚

⭒ Still occasionally gives side glances

⭒ Like how could he not appreciate what was sitting across the room from him

⭒ You couldn’t even button the top two buttons of your uniform because your breasts were THAT immaculate

⭒ It would be a shame to not admire you in all your glory, respectably of course

⭒ Might cunningly ask to spar just to get a closer look, lowkey though (some of your uniform might rip off oop-)

⭒ Because he’s a gentleman he’ll offer his hoodie and would secretly watch over you during the school day just to make sure nobody harasses you

⭒ Asks you out on a date by the end of the day because mans was at his LIMIT

⭒ “Hey Y/n! A new ramen shop opened up down town, let’s check it out together!” (Ur not fooling anyone Mr. 🤨)

BAKUGO

⭒ Literally has to take a DOUBLE TAKE when you walk in the classroom lmaoo

⭒ He was sitting on his desk talking to the Baku Squad and he literally BIT HIS TONGUE when he caught sight of you ✨

⭒ You were putting grown ass TEACHERS to shame with all that damn body (how do ur hips flare like that-DAMN)

⭒ Before you could even sit down he’d snatch your arm and lead you out the room startling everyone

⭒ “HAVE YOU LOST YOUR DAMN MIND, WOMAN?!”

⭒ You’re just standing there like 😐😑😐

⭒ “All I did was breathe-“

⭒ He cannot wrap his head around how you seem so clueless to the fact that you literally look like sex on legs rn

⭒ Lowkey is yelling at you like he’s your dad, twas a funny spectacle in the hallway

⭒ Who let you out the house looking like that

⭒ Throws his jacket on you for you to wear

⭒ “I’m not cold-“

⭒ “JUST WEAR THE FUCKIN JACKET IDIOT”

⭒ Yells this while looking away with his ears slightly red like the lil tsundere he is

⭒ The next day you find a package in front of your room, it’s a new uniform perfectly tailored to your robust shape

⭒ You have no idea where it came from but you’re very greatful, it fits like a glove! (U dumb bitch it was bakugo)

⭒ Now when he sees you in class all he has to worry about his heart beat racing, not completely EXPLODING 💀

TODOROKI

⭒ Another looking respectfully type…kinda 👀

⭒ He does that thing where he’s looking at you but Iida is talking to him so he’s slowly turning his face to look at him but his eyes are still on you the WHOLE time lmaoo (and he’s just nodding mindlessly at Iida)

⭒ Iida obviously notices and says some smart shit like “I believe if you were to take a picture, Todoroki-Kun, it would last longer!” 👓

⭒ FINALLY he snaps his head away and kinda blushes but doesn’t say anything

⭒ He’s just not use to seeing your body type in Japan you know, his curiosity wants him to look even more (he’s never seen ass like THAT ✨)

⭒ He thinks he’s being sneaky with the blatant staring but you can feel it and you’re staring forward because it’s too intense lmaooo (he’s staring like in the pic above 😭😭😭 subtle my ass)

⭒ YOU’RE SWEATIN BULLETS 💀💀(he means well but damn)

⭒ You think he’s glaring at you for something but little did you know his heart is doing back flips and he’s trying to understand why

⭒ After class he approaches and innocently asks, “Did your uniform shrink in the laundry, Y/n?”

⭒ 😭😭✋🏽 You gotta just tell him that, “Japan’s clothing runs kinda smaller than what I’m use to…”

⭒ Please forgive him and his shameless staring and questions, he’s really not aware how intense he can be

⭒ Would honestly ask you on a sweet date and take you shopping on his dime (get the bag gworl 🏃‍♀️)

KAMINARI

⭒ Denki, Denki, Denki 😔

⭒ The textbook definition of young, dumb, and full of cum!

⭒ HE NOSEBLEEDS WHEN YOU WALK INTO CLASS (spends too much time with mineta smh)

⭒ “WOAH Y/n, looking good!” He exclaims while clutching his nose

⭒ Sero has to slap him in the back of the head multiple times during class because he was straight up drooling

⭒ He comes up to you during breaks literally jumping through hoops to get your attention and laughs

⭒ Tries really hard to not just stare at your boobs in your face and stuff but he’s having a hard time

⭒ He didn’t want you to think that he was some disrespectful asshole but dammit you look amazing

⭒ If Mineta whispered anything overly pervy in his ear he’d probably get into an argument over your honor

⭒ “You’re not allowed to look at Y/n like that!” (but sir u was jus doin-)

⭒ He daydreams about your wedding day

⭒ Still couldn’t get the courage to ask you out though, you’d most likely have to take the hints and do it yourself

⭒ He’ll show you all his favorite inclusive international clothing spots and on the flip side you guys can match outfits together as well!

A/n ~ Oml I have no idea what the heck this was I’m so tired lmao 😭

Confession

I can no longer hold my peace I must set my self free;

Look I can't lie I was out there pretending like I wasn't looking, searching tirelessly, for short haired aizawa but I was and just as I was on my knees defeated sure i would never see the day or the fic, He came to me in canon no less. A candle in the dark night with a janky ass bob.

And all I can say is. WOW, thats's hilarious! I hope this was a midlife crisis and I hope he made Mic cut his hair too.

When someone was gonna tell me that Neito Monoma was French/Belgian coded??? Like wtf I didn't know.

As a French person he always seems very British coded to me. 💀

Am I the problem? Is it because I'm French that I don't recognize French's codes in foreign medias? I don't know Yuuga is also very French coded and I spot it directly.

I am the only one who thought Neito was British coded? Please let me know I mean look at him this man is clearly a rosbeef, I'm sure he takes fancy tea with scones and cream and he must be so personally offended when anyone in his class drink their tea without at least milk and sugar.