Mice And Murder Spoilers - Tumblr Posts
When God closes every door but one, you go through the one that is open!
Vicar Ian Prescott, aka Raph killing the entire cast before he can even finish the sentence (via thevalleyisjolly)
Sylvester will throw newspapers that annoy him and Lars, the good doggo they are, will immediately go and fetch them. They have jumped out of the window several times because Sylvester dared to hope that Lars wasn’t stupid enough to actually jump out the window after the newspaper.
grant and rekha really out here giving me emotions huh
OH MY GOD HE GOT STOOD UP. OH MY GOD. FUCK. GOD. JESUS. SYLVESTER MY H E A R T.
sylvester cross i’m begging you please don’t fuck mrs. molesly
GANGIE GREEN AND MRS. MOLESLY ARE SO SWEET I’M!!! SOBBING!! THE HUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sylvester: ah, it is possible that my loyal companion lars and myself were the murderers lars: sylvie, why didn’t you tell me? I would have helped!
lars telling sylvester “i will never be far from you” makes my heart hurt
grant o'brien really said im gonna fuck your clues, im gonna fuck your mole housekeeper, and im gonna fuck your whole goddamn murder mystery
“can I roll a religion check to see a ghost” has the exact same energy as “can I use a dance ribbon to fly”
Do you own any sweaters? I see you wearing the same coat everyday but out in the countryside a nice sweater could be good🧥🧶
the vicar really fucking up the last rights is so funny. oh my god. i love this low-charisma bard so much