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Sooooooooo, I did something stupid.
I burnt falafels in the microwave… The smell is the embodiment of a fart that ate a camp fire!
Its impregnating the house with its STENCH!!! Gaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!
What’s even more concerning is that I’ve burnt more food in Chef Mike then I should. I’ve burnt tofu, hot pockets, hash browns, noodles, rice, curry, cake— I have a body count and I hate it. I’ve nearly started fires!
I can hear my family’s disappointment from here.
Microwave Pecan Brittle - Brittle This pecan brittle recipe is ready in less than an hour thanks to preparing it in the microwave. Easy to put into fancy jars for holiday gifts!
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Bro found and terminated an SCP
There's a really non-obvious consequence to all those "smart" appliances out there. Your average corporation lasts less than ten years before it's acquired, goes bankrupt, or is no longer doing the thing it first started out doing. However, all those internet-of-things gadgets still need someone to be paying the server bill, otherwise half of the features go "poof."
This is great for me: I get cheap appliances, tools, construction robots, and pseudo-sentient war machines because most of their functionality required a now-nonexistent web service to be working. For instance, this oven I pulled out of a ditch works perfectly fine to cook food, but the "Turkey Mode" that makes an obnoxious gobbling sound on Thanksgiving Day no longer activates on its own.
Not everything is as lucky. Lots of gadgets are just totally useless, so they get turned into other things. A lobotomized robot lawnmower quickly became a regular ol' human-operated lawnmower with the attachment of a Princess Auto two-stroke engine and a very, very long wood pole. And then there's the stuff that just gets plain weird.
A few weeks ago, I got a new microwave from the "gettin' spot." It was due to be recycled, to be turned into some other microwave. I figured it would still work perfectly fine, so I brought it home, plugged it in, and got ready to heat up some Pizza Pockets. Nothing doing: the screen had only one functional "app" remaining.
On its flickering high-dollar OLED screen, I saw the words "death prediction date." And, clicking on it, the microwave began to read out an entirely plausible date and cause for my personal demise. For a couple days after, guests to my house were also amazed by the microwave's chillingly reasonable projection of their inevitable fatal accident or terminal illness.
I'll never know why the Guangzhou Champion Home Appliance Company imbued the microwave with such an eerie memento mori, but I am grateful for it. The whole experience taught me that life is short, far too short to listen to some snarky-ass microwave that won't even cook a Pizza Pocket. If it's so smart, maybe it should have guessed that I was going to drag it behind my truck on the highway until the transformer – with its delicious, copper-rich windings – fell out.
guys i think my microwave is broken, it keeps cooking things for only 60 seconds instead of 100
Omg is this real life? I'm a little terrified of my phone right now.
Does anyone else remember that gif with the phone in the microwave and then Voldemort’s soul rose up from it before it melted down
A Microwave talks mmmmmmmmmmmmmm but the tv retorts with chhhhhhhhhhhiiii, a good conversation.
Modern Kitchen
*me who has cooked potatoes in the microwave* gotta admit... it really is convenient
my friend and i were arguing about soup
tumblr powered microwave. reblog to fire 1 wave at this beef
For the love of God
DON'T MICROWAVE RAW EGGS
They will actually explode, sometimes even after you already taken out so you get steaming hot egg goo all over your face and upper body.
y'all... I thought they were tiddies...
Now I’m 25 and the corn are also still very crunchy!!!!!!
I’m pretty sure cup noodles are only supposed to cook for 3 minutes….it’s been 24 years and I think the corn is still crunchy. I am a 24 year old cup noodle with crunchy corn, I’m not proud of it but what else is there to be at this point.