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HELLO I JUST WANTED TO SAY THE AOT CHARACTER IVKS KEEP ME UP AT NIGHT BUT ALSO HAVE MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD I ALMOST THREW UP SO THANK YOU!!!!
And!!!!
Can I ask for AOT character's as parents but like.. the stuff they do wrong that their spouse would get mad at them for and that makes ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE like??? "Why did you use a solo cup to feed Charles?" "All the bottles were dirty." I am LIVING for this stuff rn 😭😂
this is so fucking funny please. i love a good crack post, esp when its aot characters being stupid. here are some aot characters x stupid parent moments. also thank u for reading the icks im super glad they made you laugh ^v^
eren doesnt feed his babies real food. like food that will actually provide their growing bodies w nutrients and vitamins. you ask him to pack their lunch for school and you look over and see him putting in the whackiest shit: a few peanuts, a bag of cheetos, some oreos, a singular laffy-taffy. hes sick for that. also when his babies are really young and cant eat solid foods yet hes like babe can i give them a bite of pizza? can i let them try this cookie? NAUR
mikasa read once that talking to your baby in a normal adult voice provides faster growth and development so she refuses to talk in a baby voice or play with your kid in a child-like manner. she speaks to your baby like a normal ass person (which has its pros!) but is so fucking funny to see her converse with the 2 year old like theyre 30 and paying a mortgage. shes like “what would you like for a snack?” and the baby babbles complete nonsense and shes like “ok, i dont understand that, can you enunciate a little more?” or the baby is making a mess and shes openly says “stop. thats annoying” WHAT DO U MEAN UR BABY IS BEING ANNOYING LMFAOOOOO
armin is that weird parent that doesnt let his kid watch shows like spongebob because he thinks its somehow connected to witchcraft and doesnt teach ur kid anything. like he only lets ur kid watch tv if its an educational program (fun police fr). you come home to him and ur 3 year old watching a documentary on photosynthesis. LET UR BABY WATCH SOMETHING NORMAL LIKE DORA DAMN
mentioned this before but jean lets his kids pick out their own clothes to support their decisions and encourage self expression and confidence! but the issue w that is the fact that his kid is like 5 and picks the ugliest shit that does not match....like at all.....so they leave the house looking homeless. im talking you come home and ur kid is wearing neon orange pants with brown boots and a yellow and purple blouse that says something stupid like TROUBLEMAKER <3 and ur like jean. tell me they didnt leave the house like that. (they did.)
connie complains about changing ur kids diaper every time he does it. EVERY SINGLE TIME. he still does it, but not without being such a fucking baby about it. youve been home alone watching ur baby all day and connie finally comes home and u guys are hanging out and ur like babe can you please change them im exhausted from today and hes like EW it smells so bad :/ or GROSS IT GOT ON MY HAND >:( and you can feel your eye twitching bc ur covered in baby poop and spit from the entire day
sasha openly swears around ur child and then acts dumb/surprised when they repeat her words. she doesnt even think to censor herself when ur baby cant talk yet so shes all FUCK and SHIT around the house. which is fine until your baby’s first word is bitch and shes like O.O WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT. you come home and shes like show mama/dada/whoever what you learned today! and ur baby looks you dead in ur eyes and says bitch.
reiner does puzzles with your kid but gets equally if not more frustrated than they do when he cant figure it out. theyre doing a butterfly puzzle and reiner is trying to teach them how to separate the corner and edge pieces first. once they get to the middle pieces, the two of them are putting any piece anywhere it kinda fits, trying every combination and turning each piece every which way. he starts to get overwhelmed because why is this puzzle for eight year olds so fucking hard and ur daughter notices and is like “dad, its ok, i kinda wanna play dolls instead anyways”
im stealing ur example w the bottle for porco because its so fucking him. so nonchalant he doesnt even think twice about it. hes like oh the bottles are all dirty? why would i LOGICALLY THINK TO WASH ONE when i could just give them formula in a plastic cup? hes so fucking stupid he doesnt understand that babies like struggle swallowing and cant sip and stuff so hes like why arent you drinking? must not be hungry :/ IDIOT
drug dealer!mikasa and her hood princess gf headcanons
📝: don’t y’all judge me but this been in my head all day and it’s not going nowhere so I’m sharing the delusion.
mentions of heavy drugs, violence and weapons, robbery and setups, smut warning, tribbing, gunplay, fingering, car sex, Mika being a freak
drug dealer!mikasa, who you first met while working at a gas station was so infatuated the moment she laid eyes on you. Always frequenting on your scheduled days and making more visits than the average customer.
drug dealer!mikasa, who always looked fine as hell, regardless of how she was presenting that day. Whether she in a pair of baggy joggers, band t-shirt and a pair of Nikes or tight fitting two piece skirt and tube top that revealed all of the tattoos littering her toned body. Nothing but designer and expensive shit touched her skin.
drug dealer!mikasa appeared cool as a fan but every time she entered that store, she wondered how she was going to approach a bad bitch like you..loving your various hairstyles that you switched out weekly and duck bill nails. Not to mention the gold hoops dangling from your ears, clavicle piercings and tattoos.
“Who done your arm piece? It’s beautiful.” “From the shop on 104th. The tall dude with the long hair? Him.”
drug dealer!mikasa only smirked when you brought him up because she knew him very well. “That’s my boy Eren. We used to work together.” Failing to mention that said work involved a little something on the illegal side. Something she could never give up as easily.
drug dealer!mikasa, who drove a brand new matte black Audi R8 or Benz Truck when you saw her and wore jewelry that could pay your rent always gave a vague answer when you asked her what she done for a living.
“Shit, I’m tryna get like you, pookah. What you do for work?” “Family business. Nothing major.”
drug dealer!mikasa, who lived with her uncle, a well known club owner and kingpin attended the university as a business student, put her studies to good use selling all types of drugs to her peers; from the star football player to the stuck up sorority girls. It brought her joy to see those bitches tweaking on her supply.
drug dealer!mikasa, who mainly hung out on your side of town would offer to smoke you out after your shifts as you two sat in her car. Talking about random shit and having a good time. It was one night when the two of you were chilling when you decided to ask her once more what she done while she was high.
“I already told you, I’m in the family business.” uttering as you caught a glimpse of the baby Glock tucked between her console and a dime bag right beside it.
drug dealer!mikasa knew she couldn’t keep her secret any longer and seeing the excitement in your eyes at the prospect of her being a dealer, began to spend a lot more time with you and a whole lot more money! Buying you gifts, taking you out and spending racks at the strip club with you.
drug dealer!mikasa loved having you by her side when she made her drops. Knowing that you weren’t some boujie bitch who’d be scared. Sitting pretty in her passenger seat and holding her pistol. Not to mention that having a sidekick made it easier to hit a lick. Setting men up from her uncle’s club who had been harassing girls and robbing them blind.
“That dude again? Don’t worry, we’ll take care of him. Right, baby?” “Of course, this gon’ be fun.”
drug dealer!mikasa, who didn’t even need drugs after the high of watching you get these assholes down to their underwear and then coming in for the drop. Getting turned on by watching you count your money up while the guy cried in the corner. Just having to fuck you crazy afterwards.
“Yeah, suck on that gun like you did him, baby.” That mouth is so fucking pretty..” shoving her barrel between your lips as she fingered you in the front seat. Knowing how much wetter it got that little plump pussy.
drug dealer!mikasa loved when you fed each other percs because the sex was ten times more intense. From letting your tongue piercings clash in sloppy kisses as you scissored to riding a double sided dildo for almost an hour; going back and forth to see who could come the most. Leaving the bed drenched in your puddles of squirt and silky cream.
drug dealer!mikasa dicked you down better than any man with that thick eight inch strap on. Pounding you from behind and slapping your thick ass with each stroke.
“You fucking the shit out this pussy!…oooh..” “Then come for me, gorgeous. Give me that shit.”
drug dealer!mikasa ate you out and stimulated herself with a vibrator until the two of you finally tapped out and came down from that high.
drug dealer!mikasa had never met a girl like you, knew she’d never be able to fuck with anyone else after getting a taste of you.
Best Friend Headcanons with Mikasa Ackerman
Tags/Warnings: No Reader Pronouns
𓆃 In an almost stark comparison to the prospect of pursuing a romantic relationship with Mikasa, a friendship with her is a lot more open, vulnerable, and you'll find that sharing is much easier.
𓆃 Not to say that Mikasa is overly cuddly in any sense, but she is far more at ease with someone who is not only her equal, but offers a "lower stakes" relationship.
𓆃 Comfort will be your base, falling into a natural comfortability with each other though time spent together.
𓆃 Not too much of a chatterbox, you can certainly count on doing activities together with some light talk sprinkled in. Whether you're training together or taking a casual walk to the market because Mikasa's run out of one product or another, she appreciates the almost spontaneous times you spend together.
𓆃 She really enjoys unplanned adventures, no matter how dull.
𓆃 Take her on all your errands; Mikasa will hold your bags. Tell her how you need to blow off some steam and it's just the two of you in the gym.
𓆃 While Mikasa enjoys the physical activities like working out, you usually end up sitting with each other on the floor (especially when you choose to work out after dinner in the evenings).
𓆃 You'll just sit on the floor together in the middle of the gym or training grounds while you tell Mikasa a painfully detailed story about something that happened three days prior.
𓆃 And no she does not notice that she's hugging the dumbbell like a teddy bear.
𓆃 Mikasa is a nodder. It's actually very jarring how much she nods when she listens to you because she'll stare you right in the face and nod after every sentence.
𓆃 Save for the times where what you're saying pisses her off, of course. Then suddenly there's no nodding, just a blank stare.
𓆃 You're talking about a peer who screwed you over or a date that stood you up at the restaurant. Oh, Mikasa is pissed. She's the kind of friend who gets pissed for you and gets even angrier than you ever were about the situation.
𓆃 Refreshingly validating!
𓆃 She's also not afraid to say the harsh thing out loud whether it's, "That guy sounds like a dick," or, "What do you mean you said 'thank you'?"
𓆃 She can get rather harsh about your decisions, especially if it doesn't follow the logic of what she thinks you should have done. The instances are few and far between, but they can make you feel worse about a situation. In the end, she's trying to help so communicating is your best bet.
𓆃 Can and will take you by the hand or loop her arm around yours. There's a big event happening in town and she's so excited she just wraps her arm around yours as the both of you run together!
𓆃 For as quiet and stoic as she is, Mikasa is surprisingly emotionally intuitive, making her a surprisingly good support when you need someone to listen.
𓆃 Overall a really great friend and a surprisingly fun friendship.
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mikasa ackerman as your older sister
I NEED IDEAS FOR AOT BC IM RUNNING OIT OF IDEAS AHAHAHHA please
mikasa best girl time 😌😌 CW: language (bc i curse in literally every single headcanon post), mention of (minor character spoiler) death, argument mentions, light wound/injury mentions, combat.
gn! reader. enjoy :)
we can get an idea of how she’s like as a sibling bc of eren, but i have a few headcanons on how else she’d act as a sister.
you guys wouldn’t have too big of age gap. you guys are probably a year and like a couple months apart.
with mikasa, you get a mom and a sibling in one person. esp since your parents died when you guys were young, and eren’s parents did too.
she makes sure you eat at designated times, and stay hydrated.
if there’s not enough food for both of you, she’d give her food to you 🥺
makes sure you look presentable like wearing your clothes right and your hair isn’t randomly sticking up.
is super observant to your actions to make sure you aren’t hiding something from her (like if you’re feeling sadder than usual, are under the weather, in pain, etc.)
when joining the scouts, she’s super scared to lose you, but doesn’t show it. she just vows to protect you like she did to eren.
even if you do turn out to be strong as HELL she still feels a need to protect you and will do anything to keep you safe.
during training and sparring, she’ll teach you fighting techniques and self defense to help you stay safe.
(if you’re an eremika shipper) you tease her about his crush on her/her crush on him.
she would fight anyone that flirts with/likes you.
you guys are best friends. you tell her everything and vice versa.
teasing her about her scarf and how she never takes it off. you have to make her wash it sometimes.
she loves to spend time with you as siblings when you get days off.
you guys will go to town at a bakery and café and do some teen stuff like gossip and talk about life.
if she trains too hard, you have to pull her away bc she’s an ackerman and she’s stubborn.
if she gets hurt you tend her wounds and take care of her. vice versa.
she expresses her gratitude and love for you when you stay up late together.
if you’re a person that shows physical affection, she likes your surprise hugs throughout the day and always softly smiles at them.
sasha is one of mikasa’s best friends so she’s one of your close/best friends too.
when she isn’t with connie and jean, you guys have your own lil trio.
armin is also one of your closest friends! he’s great company and sm more things. (pst! if you want separate bestie armin hcs go here ;))
i feel like armin might have had a crush on you at some point. but it was only a small phase.
if you ever get hurt she’s on edge the whole time and will take care of you while you heal.
listening to her rants on how annoying jean flirting with her at first was 💀💀
i feel like mikasa has sm shit to talk out of frustration and she’d always talk to you about it. (lowk shit talking together LMAO)
when you guys have your sibling fights, she’d be really aggressive towards anything.
like she punches/kicks harder during training, and more quiet than usual.
but your fights don’t normally last very long so it’s all chill.
it’s safe to say as your sister, she’ll always have your back, and you’ll always have hers :)
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no thoughts, but my head is plagued with
just the idea of Mikasa being a sensitive thighs girly who's skin would tingle and can't help but shiver at the slightest bit of contact around that area with the cutest blush on her face 😩
pair that with the idea of her having sensitive boobs too? it's over...
thanks @nightfall-kachiniko for that 3am thought- 💀
mikasa ackerman as your older sister
I NEED IDEAS FOR AOT BC IM RUNNING OIT OF IDEAS AHAHAHHA please
mikasa best girl time 😌😌 CW: language (bc i curse in literally every single headcanon post), mention of (minor character spoiler) death, argument mentions, light wound/injury mentions, combat.
gn! reader. enjoy :)
we can get an idea of how she’s like as a sibling bc of eren, but i have a few headcanons on how else she’d act as a sister.
you guys wouldn’t have too big of age gap. you guys are probably a year and like a couple months apart.
with mikasa, you get a mom and a sibling in one person. esp since your parents died when you guys were young, and eren’s parents did too.
she makes sure you eat at designated times, and stay hydrated.
if there’s not enough food for both of you, she’d give her food to you 🥺
makes sure you look presentable like wearing your clothes right and your hair isn’t randomly sticking up.
is super observant to your actions to make sure you aren’t hiding something from her (like if you’re feeling sadder than usual, are under the weather, in pain, etc.)
when joining the scouts, she’s super scared to lose you, but doesn’t show it. she just vows to protect you like she did to eren.
even if you do turn out to be strong as HELL she still feels a need to protect you and will do anything to keep you safe.
during training and sparring, she’ll teach you fighting techniques and self defense to help you stay safe.
(if you’re an eremika shipper) you tease her about his crush on her/her crush on him.
she would fight anyone that flirts with/likes you.
you guys are best friends. you tell her everything and vice versa.
teasing her about her scarf and how she never takes it off. you have to make her wash it sometimes.
she loves to spend time with you as siblings when you get days off.
you guys will go to town at a bakery and café and do some teen stuff like gossip and talk about life.
if she trains too hard, you have to pull her away bc she’s an ackerman and she’s stubborn.
if she gets hurt you tend her wounds and take care of her. vice versa.
she expresses her gratitude and love for you when you stay up late together.
if you’re a person that shows physical affection, she likes your surprise hugs throughout the day and always softly smiles at them.
sasha is one of mikasa’s best friends so she’s one of your close/best friends too.
when she isn’t with connie and jean, you guys have your own lil trio.
armin is also one of your closest friends! he’s great company and sm more things. (pst! if you want separate bestie armin hcs go here ;))
i feel like armin might have had a crush on you at some point. but it was only a small phase.
if you ever get hurt she’s on edge the whole time and will take care of you while you heal.
listening to her rants on how annoying jean flirting with her at first was 💀💀
i feel like mikasa has sm shit to talk out of frustration and she’d always talk to you about it. (lowk shit talking together LMAO)
when you guys have your sibling fights, she’d be really aggressive towards anything.
like she punches/kicks harder during training, and more quiet than usual.
but your fights don’t normally last very long so it’s all chill.
it’s safe to say as your sister, she’ll always have your back, and you’ll always have hers :)
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