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HELLO I JUST WANTED TO SAY THE AOT CHARACTER IVKS KEEP ME UP AT NIGHT BUT ALSO HAVE MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD I ALMOST THREW UP SO THANK YOU!!!!

And!!!!

Can I ask for AOT character's as parents but like.. the stuff they do wrong that their spouse would get mad at them for and that makes ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE like??? "Why did you use a solo cup to feed Charles?" "All the bottles were dirty." I am LIVING for this stuff rn 😭😂

this is so fucking funny please. i love a good crack post, esp when its aot characters being stupid. here are some aot characters x stupid parent moments. also thank u for reading the icks im super glad they made you laugh ^v^ 

eren doesnt feed his babies real food. like food that will actually provide their growing bodies w nutrients and vitamins. you ask him to pack their lunch for school and you look over and see him putting in the whackiest shit: a few peanuts, a bag of cheetos, some oreos, a singular laffy-taffy. hes sick for that. also when his babies are really young and cant eat solid foods yet hes like babe can i give them a bite of pizza? can i let them try this cookie? NAUR 

mikasa read once that talking to your baby in a normal adult voice provides faster growth and development so she refuses to talk in a baby voice or play with your kid in a child-like manner. she speaks to your baby like a normal ass person (which has its pros!) but is so fucking funny to see her converse with the 2 year old like theyre 30 and paying a mortgage. shes like “what would you like for a snack?” and the baby babbles complete nonsense and shes like “ok, i dont understand that, can you enunciate a little more?” or the baby is making a mess and shes openly says “stop. thats annoying” WHAT DO U MEAN UR BABY IS BEING ANNOYING LMFAOOOOO

armin is that weird parent that doesnt let his kid watch shows like spongebob because he thinks its somehow connected to witchcraft and doesnt teach ur kid anything. like he only lets ur kid watch tv if its an educational program (fun police fr). you come home to him and ur 3 year old watching a documentary on photosynthesis. LET UR BABY WATCH SOMETHING NORMAL LIKE DORA DAMN

mentioned this before but jean lets his kids pick out their own clothes to support their decisions and encourage self expression and confidence! but the issue w that is the fact that his kid is like 5 and picks the ugliest shit that does not match....like at all.....so they leave the house looking homeless. im talking you come home and ur kid is wearing neon orange pants with brown boots and a yellow and purple blouse that says something stupid like TROUBLEMAKER <3 and ur like jean. tell me they didnt leave the house like that. (they did.)

connie complains about changing ur kids diaper every time he does it. EVERY SINGLE TIME. he still does it, but not without being such a fucking baby about it. youve been home alone watching ur baby all day and connie finally comes home and u guys are hanging out and ur like babe can you please change them im exhausted from today and hes like EW it smells so bad :/ or GROSS IT GOT ON MY HAND >:( and you can feel your eye twitching bc ur covered in baby poop and spit from the entire day 

sasha openly swears around ur child and then acts dumb/surprised when they repeat her words. she doesnt even think to censor herself when ur baby cant talk yet so shes all FUCK and SHIT around the house. which is fine until your baby’s first word is bitch and shes like O.O WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT. you come home and shes like show mama/dada/whoever what you learned today! and ur baby looks you dead in ur eyes and says bitch.

reiner does puzzles with your kid but gets equally if not more frustrated than they do when he cant figure it out. theyre doing a butterfly puzzle and reiner is trying to teach them how to separate the corner and edge pieces first. once they get to the middle pieces, the two of them are putting any piece anywhere it kinda fits, trying every combination and turning each piece every which way. he starts to get overwhelmed because why is this puzzle for eight year olds so fucking hard and ur daughter notices and is like “dad, its ok, i kinda wanna play dolls instead anyways”

im stealing ur example w the bottle for porco because its so fucking him. so nonchalant he doesnt even think twice about it. hes like oh the bottles are all dirty? why would i LOGICALLY THINK TO WASH ONE when i could just give them formula in a plastic cup? hes so fucking stupid he doesnt understand that babies like struggle swallowing and cant sip and stuff so hes like why arent you drinking? must not be hungry :/ IDIOT

the reader must serve cunt regardless of gender or lack of it

its 9:34 and i’m thinking about heading to bed with connie.

thinking about connie not wanting to go home alone to his own bed for the night. not when he has a perfect good girl he could spend the night with instead. he’s tired, and can only listen to eren and armin run they mouths for so long.

he’s itchin to get back in his own car, to get on the road to head to you. he starts a debate is his head, should he call and let you know, or just show up? he doesn’t wanna wake you up so he decides to just head over without warning. it wouldn’t be the first time he’d done so.

he pulls up to second reserved spot in ur complex, pulling out the parking permit to leave on his windshield so he don’t get fucking towed again. he’s barley keeping his eyes open and he heads up the steps. thank god your only on the second floor.

he starts patting his puffer down for his keys, he’s being louder than he intended to be, and is interrupted by you opening up the door. “whatcha doing here con?” you say, in the sweet sleepy voice that keeps him bricked up on every occasion

“didnt feel like going home tonight that’s all” he says stepping through the door and taking off his shoes. he watches and you lock the door and look back up at him as if waiting for him to say something more.

as if you know that he really just needed to see you. like you know he hasn’t been sleeping well for a long time, and it only gets better when he’s with you. like you know he’s deeply in love with you, and would do anything you asked with pride

but no, you hummed a lil “mmhm” and made your way back to your room telling him to join you whenever. so he does. he double checked the lock on ur door and made his way to ur room.

after the fifth time he slept over you told him to start keeping things here. it’s was pointless to run out to the corner store everytime he slept over and needed something. he got cleaned up and dressed himself in his lounge wear, cause good forbid he wore his outside clothes in ur bed.

Sliding into bed beside you and finding already asleep just allowed him to get as close as he could without you complaining about being hot. pressing his face into your neck and letting you be the one thing to lull him to sleep.

thanks for reading, pls consider leaving a request.

Put up wit her.

Plug Connie X Bratty Reader.

content info unestablished relationship but you guys are super close. implied black reader. chunk of smut at the end - slight manhandling, mentions of fingering, , some possible squirting).

- Plug! Connie strikes me as the kind of man who quite honestly loves ur bratty attitude a little more than he really should. Especially when it’s his fault that you caught an attitude in the first place. He likes to rile you up, just so you catch an attitude with him, just so he can complain about ur attitude and most likely make it worse in the end.

- Plug! Connie who, for fucking sure, makes sure you watch ur tone when y’all are in public, regardless of if u two are together or not. Loves when you two argue about stupid shit like no one’s watching. Loves it even more when you mouth back at him but loses his amusement quickly once you start raising ur voice and calling him out his name. yeah, no. he’s not going for that. He’s gon remind you where you stand with him real quick.

Backing you up against the nearest surface, arms pressed on either side of you daring you to push him away, leaning down real close to your face so he can shut you up with just a look. god he knows you so well. asking you what’s the problem in that sweet soft voice like he knows there’s something else going on with his sweet girl.

- Plug! Connie who gives in to your antics from time to time (almost all the time). Buying you whatever you look at for more than a second. carrying your things when you’re out together. paying for your food. grinding and rolling your weed. He keeps snacks and a blanket in his car for when you roll with him but stops to get you food regardless. He likes to take care of you, he likes to give you everything you want, so when you don’t get it you complain about it. But he mostly does it so he can see the smile on your face when he makes things happen for you.

- Plug! Connie who’s does not care for ur battiness when he’s had a bad day. He looks forward to ur shitty attitude as a chance for some stress relief.

- These are the nights when he comes to get you after ur done off work. He just wanted to see you, pick you up some food and take you home, but you’re tired from work and have an attitude and he has an attitude from his shitty day no money-making day. All it takes is one “ fuck you lookin at” when you get in the car, and one thing leads to another and he’s dragging you from between the front seats to the back. pushing you over his knees so he can pull down ur bottoms and spank your ass until he can feel the heat radiating off you and that’s when he starts to feel a little better. He knows he’s done well when ur eyes are shining when you look at him and ur babbling apologies about your attitude. He’s apologetic when he pulls you into his lap so he can press kiss to ur face and thank you for making his day. Sliding his fingers between ur thighs and pushing your folds apart so he can feel how wet you’ve gotten just for him. Pulling you as close as he can to his chest and pushing your head into his neck, encouraging you to mark him as yours. Pressing his fingers around your entrance and pushing one thick finger in at a time until he finds and abuses his fingers against that spot that makes you see stars. He fucks you in his lap with his fingers util he can feel your nails break his skin through the shirt on his back. His rings slinging off his fingers from how wet you are, and he doesn’t stop bullying his fingers into your cunt until his lap feels wet with the mess that you’ve made together. Holding on to you as you calm down and catch your breath. helping you out from the back seat to the front so he can help you get in. Once he starts the car, he feels like he has no cares in the world. He’s passing you a joint and his lighter so you can tell him what made your day so shitty on the way to ur home.

-  Whew, Anyway, Plug! Connie who loves your bratty ass, because he’s the only one who can put up with that shit, and still love you to death the very next day.

𝐒𝐦𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐞𝐬𝐡 𝐰/ 𝐄𝐫𝐞𝐧, 𝐀𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐧, 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐉𝐞𝐚𝐧 💨

Eren Yeager x Fem!reader | MDNI

Mentions of: roommate Armin, Connie, Jean and angry neighbor Levi

Synopsis: You’re Eren's girlfriend and he invited his friends over for a smoke session wich kinda escalated.

Warnings: Nsfw, drug use, slight exhibitionism, nipple play, slight humiliation, Connie and Jean recording your voices, fingering, penetration, lots of cuss words, Everyone being a dickhead aside from Armin cause he’s great <3

Wc: 3k+

Eren has been your boyfriend for almost 8 months now. You don’t know a lot of his friends besides Armin because he’s Eren's roommate, but you’ve heard about Connie and Jean before so you didn’t feel uncomfortable when Eren told you that they’re coming over.

He knows that you’re not the most extroverted, that’s why he told you that if you felt uneasy he’d tell them to leave but you were not bothered by Connie and Jean at all. They were really funny, and even Armin who has been pretty stressed lately was laughing at their jokes like crazy.

"No, I swear! He hit his head so hard that he walked around with a huge bruise on his forehead for at least two whole weeks!" Connie giggles at the story he just told while rolling two Joints so that Jean could pass in Erens direction and he could pass to Armin.

He’s sitting next to Jean on the end of Eren's bed wich is placed in on of the corners in his room.

He licks on the thin paper and rolls it up.

"Oh yeah? You don’t even get to talk Connie, at least my forehead isn’t as big as a fucking football helmet!" Jean yells while Armin is trying to keep his laughter in.

"Ohh shut up! Stop lying just cause you’re embarrassed!" Connie argues back.

"Guys stop yelling, I don’t want this short angry man hammering against my door again." Eren hushes them.

He sits on the head of the bed, with his back against the headboard while you’re placed between his legs, resting your head against his chest.

"Dude what are you talking about?" Connie laughs as he passes one of the joints to Jean.

"He’s talking about Mr. Ackerman, our neighbor." Armin explains. He sits with his head against the wall right next to you and Eren on the bed.

You have met Mr. Ackerman before, he’s very nice to you and Armin actually but he’s been giving your boyfriend a hard time lately.

"That man despises me!" Eren groans while rolling his eyes back.

"No he just… he thinks you’re a bit loud sometimes that’s it." Armin looks over to Eren.

"He called me a thug, and he said my music taste is trashy!" Eren says with a disgusted look on his face. He just can’t understand how his neighbor could dislike him after having such a nice talk with his mom just a week ago but he won’t let it get to him to much, at least he likes him more than his older brother.

"Somebody got a lighter?" Connie interrupts.

Jean reaches into his pocket and hands Connie a pink hello kitty lighter.

You immediately notice how familiar it looks as Connie lit up the Joint in his hand to pass the lighter back to Jean so that he could do the same.

"Hey that’s mine." You pout at Eren.

It’s the one he bought you about a month ago because you said it looked cute.

"'M sorry baby, I couldn’t find mine so I took yours when I went over to Jean last Friday." He says softly while he looks into your eyes and brushes a strand of hair out of your face.

"That’s a pretty lighter you got there Y/n." You look over at Jean to see him eying it up closely while Connie is taking the first hit. "Do you want it back?."

You nod slowly as he reaches out his arm and places the lighter softly in your hand while smiling at you.

"There you go." He winks.

"T-Thank you Jean." You mumble quietly.

He only smirks at you in response.

Eren isn’t exactly thrilled at the way that Jean looks at you but he won’t let his jealousy get the best of him again.

The next person that Connie passes the Joint to is Armin, since he noticed how exhausted he looked today. Armin has been studying night and day for the past weeks and the more that his grades went up his mood went down.

There’s dark circles around his eyes and his hair is all messed up. It’s normal for Eren to walk around like that but not really for him.

Armin starts inhaling the smoke from the joint and breathes out heavily as he sighs.

"Are you okay Min?” You ask him gently.

The first time you met Armin was almost a year ago during Eren's and your talking stage.

Armin has always been nothing but nice to you and he’s one of the most important people in Eren’s life, so of course you care about his well-being too.

"Yeah I’m just a bit tired today." Armin responds as he takes another hit.

"Cause you were up till like 5am." Jean huffs.

"So were you and Connie." Armin shrugs.

"Yeah but going out is way less exhausting than studying!" Connie comes in Jean's defense.

"Shut up, at least I don’t have to be worried about failing half of my classes." Armin rolls his eyes sarcastically. "Wow that’s how you think about me?"

Connie puts his hand up to his chest, pretending to feel his heart break.

"Don’t let it get to you bro, he’s just showing us his true colors." Jean joins the act.

Armin takes a few more hits before passing the joint to Eren while groaning annoyed.

"You want a hit Y/n?" Jean asks.

You nod and take it between your fingers before you put the tip between your lips and inhale deeply.

You don’t smoke a lot, of course from time to time but mostly when Eren's around.

"How do you feel?" Eren quietly whispers in your ear as his hand softly grabs your waist.

"'M good don’t worry." You wave off.

"Okay but take it easy." Eren responds.

"Fuck man look at Armin." Connie giggles as he points at the blond sitting next to you.

Armin’s eyes are watery and narrowed as he stares holes into the air.

"What’s wrong? Is something on my face?" He snaps out of trance and looks confused at Connie and Jean before turning his head in Eren's and your direction with a flustered look on his face.

"Nothings wrong Min, you look great." You put the hand that’s not holding the joint up to his cheek and check his eyes while you smile softly at him, as he blushes at your warming touch.

It’s easy to tell that Eren doesn’t like what he just saw by the way he pulls you closer.

"You heard that Eren? Armin looks 'great'."

Connie emphasizes the word „great“ while he draws air quotes with his fingers to express his sarcasm.

"Fuck off." Eren mumbles annoyed before taking another hit and passing his joint to Jean, leaving you out since you’re still smoking.

"See what you did y/n? Now he’s gonna act like a bitch all day." Connie complains jokingly.

"Dude don’t blame her, blame him!" Jean points at Armin.

"Why me?" Armin clearly feels insulted by being blamed for Eren's jealousy when everybody knows that Eren gets jealous all the time, even when he forgets why he was jealous in the first place after a few minutes.

"We’re joking, calm down" Connie laughs.

"You guys are so annoying." Armin huffs.

"Ohh so now we’re annoying huh?"

Eren doesn’t even care about his friends being dramatic right now.

The second he felt his body relaxing,

he couldn’t think about anything else besides how pretty you looked.

It was hard for him to focus on anything else as he pulls you closer and places his hand on your stomach.

You smell so good… is that a new fragrance? It definitely isn’t the one he bought you, but it smells really nice.

He takes your joint from between your fingers, puffs on it a single time and hands it to Connie before he slowly starts kissing your jawline down to your neck while ignoring everything happening around you two.

You can feel him sliding his hand under your shirt, just so he can slowly move it up to your chest, where he softly grabs one of your tits and squeezes it.

He so needy for you right now.

Your tits are always so warm and soft, it’s just so comforting to him.

He doesn’t even know why but he always loved your tits, they’re just so perfect and he wishes he could feel them all the time.

"Gross, get a room you two!" Jean grimaced.

"You got a problem Jeanboy?" Eren challenges him as he raises an eyebrow before pinching your nipple hard enough to make you let out a little gasp.

He knows exactly how much Jean hates that stupid nickname he gave him in 8th grade, that’s why it’s so much fun for him to use it all the time.

You’re so embarrassed at the way that Eren touches you in front of everybody.

Maybe you’re just paranoid but it feels like all eyes are laid on your body, watching your fingers trembling and your chest go up and down.

Eren notices your shaking hands gripping on his shirt and the shameful look on your face.

"Whats wrong?" He mumbles quietly, making it impossible for his friends to hear.

"Cut it Eren." Is all you get out.

You don’t want him touching you like this when people are watching and you also don’t want his friends to think badly of you.

"What?" Eren looks at you perplexed.

"Your girl just told you to fuck off!" Jean bawls loudly.

"You guys are fucking cock blocks." By the way Eren hisses at his friends it’s pretty obvious that he is annoyed right now.

"What did I do?" Armin looks at Eren offended, still smoking the joint that Connie had just handed him.

"Wasn’t talking to you." He hushes him.

"Stop the generalizations Yeager, Jean's the one you’re mad at! Armin and I were just enjoying the show!" Connie admits proudly, thinking he’s helping Armin by inserting himself into the conversation.

"What?!" Armin does not look to happy about the false statement Connie had just made.

"Don’t worry bro I got your back!" He just winks at Armin, pretending to be saving their asses right now.

"All of you need to shut the fuck up, just get out!"

At this point Eren is so pissed but he should have known better, he loves his friends but they are dickheads.

"I live here too?" Armin cheekily states as he raises his eyebrow.

He hates always being the one that gets punished for his friends bad behavior.

"I meant the living room." Eren clarifies.

"Ohh I see how it is… Eren's making us leave so he can get his little dick wet."

All of this is so embarrassing to you, you know why Eren told them to leave and the worst part is that they know too.

"Relax, we wanted to order pizza anyway. Let’s just go watch a movie or something." Jean says calmly. He sees how uneasy all of this makes you feel and just figures that you don’t know how to handle Connie’s and his humor yet.

"You’re on his side now?" Connie’s still going with the act.

"There’s no sides dumbass! Just look at Y/n, you’re gonna scare her off you idiot!" Jean's fist strikes Connie’s chest.

You wish you could hide your face right now.

The word 'flustered' is basically written on your forehead by now.

"It’s fine, we’ll go to the living room." Armin is way to exhausted to be dealing with bullshit like this right now.

He stands up and walks out of the room with Jean and Connie following him.

"Have fun bro." Connie boldly says while grinning at Eren as he closes the door.

"Why’d you do that?" you ask angrily as you turn around to face him.

"What?" He answers confused, as if he didn’t just humiliate you.

"What? Are you serious? That was so embarrassing!" You’re stunned at the fact that he literally doesn’t see anything wrong with what had just happened.

"If you think that was embarrassing then you never saw Connie or Jean try to hit on a girl." Eren smirks at the countless memories of his friends trying to impress random girls at parties.

You just huff in response, annoyed at the childish behavior of your boyfriend.

"Oh c’mon, don’t be like that." He pulls you closer and looks you in the eyes while his finger are pressing into the soft skin of your lower stomach.

"I know you want it too baby." A small smirk is painted on his lips as he takes of your shirt before he opens your bra-clamps behind your back with one hand.

As soon as your tits are freed he immediately latches on to them, sucking and biting on one of your nipples while toying with the other one.

Your try your best to stay quiet but when you feel his other hand open the buttons of your pants and slowly rubbing against you’re clit, you just can’t hold back anymore.

You whimper at the feeling of his fingers sliding the fabric of your panties to the side to insert his ring and middle finger in your tight pussy.

"Mhm let me hear you baby."

He smirks, satisfied with the fact that he knew you’d like it, before starting to suck on your other nipple.

Eren just loves the feeling of being right.

He slides his fingers in and out, feeling you clench around them and slowly getting more and more wet for him.

Soon the feeling of just his fingers wasn’t enough for you so you start pawing at the visibly hard bulge on his pants, hoping he’d give you what you want.

He just laughs at your pathetic action, before removing his fingers from your cunt and pressing them between your lips, so you can suck them clean.

"You want me so bad don’t you princess?"

He smirks wickedly.

You just nod, with your tongue still wrapped around his fingers.

"Mhm that’s what I thought. I feel nice today so I’ll give you what you want baby."

He removes your pants and underwear from your already twitching body before he takes off his sweater and loosens his belt to strip out of his pants and boxers too.

You grab him by his neck to pull him closer to place a long and sensual kiss on his lips.

Eren rubs his tip gently along your slit, using your wetness to thrust in easier.

You softly kiss and suck on his neck, leaving a few little hickeys and bruises.

"C’mon baby moan for me, I want everybody to hear how good I make you feel." Eren starts going faster and using his thumb to softly rub up and down your clit.

You cry out when you feel him hammering his dick inside of you, penetrating your g spot.

"Louder princess, I know you can!" He gives your tit a small squeeze before smacking it with his hand.

You whine at the pain, completely forgetting about the fact that his friends could probably hear you right now.

"Oh look at your tits baby, you’re nipples are all perked up." Eren smiles before starting to suck on them again.

You feel his teeth biting around the areola and his tongue leaving kitten licks all over you’re already swollen nipples.

You can tell he’s also close by the way he’s groaning in your ear and the fact that his thrust start getting messier.

He keeps on switching back and forth between your nipples, trying to give them his attention equally.

By the time he stops your nipples are already so puffy and sensitive that the feeling of his thumb rubbing over them feels ten times more arousing then normally.

"Are you close baby?" Eren asks as he looks down on you.

"Mhm m' so close Eren, please make me cum." You beg desperately.

"Let me hear your pretty moans again and I’ll let you cum." He says, speeding up one more time.

You start moaning in his ear, feeling that you’re already on the edge when he hits your g spot again, finally giving you the rest to cream around his cock.

A few seconds later Eren pulls out, releasing himself on your lower stomach.

"Fuck yes." He whispers under his breath before throwing his head back.

"I knew you could do it." He locks eyes with you again, still trying to calm his breath.

He pulls out and gives you a peck on the forehead before grabbing a tissue from his nightstand to wipe away the cum on your body when it suddenly knocks at his bedroom door.

"Eren… uhh I don’t wanna bother you but Mr.Ackerman is at the door and he asked me if I could tell you to uhm… 'keep it down'." Armin stammers.

"Tell him to fuck off." Eren shouts back pissed off at his noisy neighbor not being able to mind his business.

"I refuse to do that." You hear Armin decline your boyfriends offer from the other side of the door.

"Then tell him that I’m busy." Eren groans annoyed.

"Fine but if this happens again I won’t back you up!" Armin states clearly before you can hear his footsteps becoming quieter until he’s completely gone and it’s silent again.

"Can you believe that?" He looks at you irritated.

"Maybe we were being a bit loud." You admit quietly.

"So what? This is my house." He says annoyed.

"Well technically…" you start as he interrupts you. "Don’t even start Y/n!"

"I’m sorry, I love you baby." You giggle.

"Yeah whatever." He looks away with a stern look on his face.

"C’mon say it back!" You playfully hit his chest.

"I love you too." He rolls his eyes before giving you a small peck on the lips.

"Do you think Connie and Jean are still here?" You ask curiously.

Of course you think it’s embarrassing when Armin hears Eren and you having sex, but at least you know that he would never mention it to you.

Connie and Jean on the other hand have no filter. They would totally joke about it.

Eren grabs his phone from his nightstand and looks at his Homescreen.

"They sure are." He sighs.

"How do you know?"

He turns his phone screen towards you and opens a contact named 'Bald bitch'.

"What’s that?" You ask confused. There’s only a single new voice message that’s about 25 seconds long.

"Press play." He calmly speaks.

It’s like your soul left your body when you heard Connie and Jean fake moaning and joking around while Armin was mumbling something along the lines of "he isn’t going to like this guys.".

You could hear yourself whining in the background as Eren was saying something that you couldn’t understand clearly.

"Those two bastards." Eren rolls his eyes.

"That’s what I sound like when I’m having sex?"

"What’s wrong with it? I think you sound beautiful baby."

"This is horrible."

Next time when Eren wants to sleep with you while his friends are over, your definitely saying no.

This was so much fun to write even if it took me forever!!

I noticed that I write a lot about Eren and kinda wanted to get away from that even if I love him lmao.

My newest work:

@ohrintarou submitted: HIIIII CASSIEIEEIE i’ve been trying to think of an aot request and i’m thinking of being in a friend group with sasha connie and jean PDHF IT WOUDL BE SO CHAOTIC BUT KEEP DOING WHAT UR DOING ILYY AND TAKE CARE OF URSELF!!<3333

SHO SHO!! this is actually such a cute idea i’m living. ty for encouraging me to start writing on tumblr and being such a sweet friend ilysm <3

gn! reader (ofc) CW: language. again. lol.

being in a friend group with sasha braus, connie springer, and jean kirstein headcanons

PLS THIS GIF LITERALLY SUPPORTS HOW CHAOTIC THEY ARE LMAO I LOVE THEM <3

if you’re also chaotic like sasha and connie, you’d join in on their bullshit and levi would scold you guys

he’d scold jean too even if he didn’t do anything bc he’s also apart of the group 💀

levi: oi shut up brats why’re you so loud so late in the night

jean: yeah guys settle down you’ll get extra chores and i don’t wanna hear you guys complain

levi: tch you too jean

jean: ?!?!?

if you’re more lowkey, you help jean settle the other two down when it comes to training so they don’t get in trouble 💀💀

one of them prolly had a short, tiny, crush on you at one point.

staying up late at night talking about anything and everything together

also trying to muffle your guys’ laughs in the pillows to avoid getting caught past curfew.

sasha steals everyone’s food so you all collectively have to restrain her to get your food back

speaking of which ^ during that scene in the gif i used, you guys would be laughing so hard at the same time when trying to get the meat out her mouth.

you still save her a couple slices of meat for when she wakes up bc you guys feel a little guilty.

connie likes to talk to you when something is bothering him and vice versa. i feel like he’s a great comfort person.

jean like to help you train if you wanna train more or need tips but he’ll be so cocky.

I GET THE VIBES THAT YOU’D ALL PLATONICALLY CUDDLE SOMETIMES BC IT’S SO COMFORTING.

you guys will always have each other’s back no matter what.

one of you are in trouble during a mission? someone is there to assist and save the other. can’t sleep? someone will be there to talk until you both fall asleep.

someone is pissing one of you off? you’re all ready to beat someone’s ass. stuck doing extra chores? they’ll be there either to keep you company or help you out.

you guys are really comfortable too. atp, you’re family and can go to each other for anything.

to rant, a laugh, share a story that happened the other day, literally anything.

PRANK WARS ON EACH OTHER

omggg and then hysterically laughing if the pranked person falls for it badly.

(if you’re a nicosha shipper (niccolo x sasha)) you three are her and niccolo’s wingmen/woman pls. (my grammar is so bad in this post i’m sorry it’s so hard lmao.)

all of you like to poke fun at her crush but you’re all happy she found someone she really loves.

ALL OF YOU TRY TO HINT AT NICCOLO THAT SHE HAS A CRUSH ON HIM TOO

(here come the protective sibling speeches when they do get together)

taking care of each other if someone gets hurt/are in the infirmary.

after missions you always look for each other to make sure everyone else is safe and okay.

YOU GUYS TELL EACH OTHER THE MOST RANDOM SHIT NO MATTER HOW DUMB IT SOUNDS

when you have off days you guys like to go to town and walk around window shopping.

and treating yourselves to good food bc you guys deserve it.

PICKING UP EACH OTHERS SLANG/MANNERISMS BC YOU’RE AROUND EACH OTHER SM IT’S SO CUTE

fights don’t last long (unless it’s really serious). you guys probably make up by the end of the day or at breakfast next morning.

if you’re a short reader, you get mad at them for growing even taller. like damn you tall ass trees.

they will never let you suffer alone and same goes for you to them.

if something is bothering you or you’re upset, they will go through it with you and make sure you know you’re not alone.

lastly, no matter how upset you are with each other, or what time of the day it is, you guys will always let each other know how much you love and care of each other (no matter how cheesy it is) <3

SORRY THIS WAS LOWK VAGUE IM TRYNA PRODUCE STUFF AFTER NOT WRITING FOR LIKE A WHOLE WEEK

i hope you still enjoyed tho sho sho LOVE YOU SM <3

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SUNDRESS SZN☆

He like the dress a little too much.

Connie couldn’t stand his pretty girl leaving the house without him. Especially in that nice ass sundress. With a slap to your ass, connie’s presence was known. The type of slap that leaves a burning sting. “connie!” you yelled at him without turning away from the mirror where you was taking pics. “fine ass..” He said under his breath but you ignored him as you were focused on getting the perfect picture to post on the gram.

He took that personal and got closer to you. To the point your back was touching his chest. His hand slithered from behind you to your neck where he held a firm grip on it. “where the fuck you think you going?” You could feel the heat from his words glide over your ears. It made your insides flutter and your body instantly warm up.

But you knew connie and you knew his intentions and it was simple—Don’t let his girl leave the house.

“i was going to meet up with-“ you were cut off as you suddenly felt the hand that was securely around your neck tighten.“you don’t wanna stay wimme?” you could barely keep your balance. your legs felt like jello. “it’s sunny outside connie i want to go out” your protest fell to deaf ears. His ass was not listening to shit you had to say. He wanted you to stay home.

and he got exactly what he wanted. After a few minutes of going back and fourth.

You were arched in your king sized bed taking all of him. You couldn’t tell how long it’s been. 15 minutes? 2 hours? you don’t know. Connie had a mean grip on your braids as he thrusted harshly into your glistening wet pussy. “why..are you fuckin me like thiss!!” your words muffled from the pillow your face was currently kissing. “i just wanted you to stay wit’ me mama” he moved his free hand to your hip as he pulled you closer to him. Pushing himself deeper into you. You felt every single inch.

He had you smelling colors and seeing sounds. Incoherent nonsense spilling from your lips. Your makeup was mixed in with your tears and pillow. Connie seeing your messed up mascara only made his pounding faster. He released his hand from your hair and grabbed your other hip, bouncing your ass on him. “cumming cumming ‘m cumming!” your back arched even further, you came undone on him. “let it out fa me” He kept pounding into you as you came on him. Your cum stinking on his lower abdomen. Your screams were rewarding to connie and he couldn’t ask for anything more.

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serpent’s tongue ♡.°୭̥ ୨୧

divider by @lil-liaa

╰┈➤ summary; aot guys pleasuring you with their split tongue

╰┈➤ includes; modern! au, gn! afab! reader (reader isn’t really mentioned much), oral (reader! receiving), face-sitting, hair pulling (character! receiving), 69, vouyerism(?) in porcos’ (he eats you out in front of reiner), finger-fucking, eren jeager, connie springer and porco galliard with a split tongue, everyone’s 18+

╰┈➤ a/n; pls lemme know if you have any issues with the tags (I don’t want to make people uncomfortable, that’s the last thing I want) minors DNFI this is 18+ content!, blank blogs dni. this can be read by anyone (eg. transmascs, non binary’s, poc etc.) apologies if this isn’t the best smut fic out there, I’m a bit rusty. also HAPPY EASTER to those that celebrate! hope you have plenty of chocolate this Easter <3

EREN JEAGER

eren is DESPERATE to have you sit on his face, just place your juicy cunt on his face, he doesn’t care. worried about taking his breath away? he doesn’t gaf, sit on his face already

he knows how to use his tongue, he may not have slept around much but he’s a quick learner, so he knows which buttons to push to make you reach your high quickly, his split tongue comes in perfect for doing the job, makes it 10x more pleasurable

tug on his hair, PLEASE, he’s a whore for having his hair pulled, like he’ll full on whimper whilst eating you out if you do that, and the vibrations just add so much more to the experience

oh btw if he’s grown a bit of facial hair, you bet your ass it just makes it feel 100x better, with the feeling of his stubble against your nether regions just😫

CONNIE SPRINGER

favourite position to eat you out is 69

he loves the feeling of your moans’ vibrating deliciously against his cock, it just gets him even more eager in the act

not only does he have a split tongue, but he also has a tongue piercing, so that means double the pleasure

loves tongue fucking you whilst rubbing his nose against your clit

he’s a very messy eater, I’m talking juices everywhere, from his entire face to his neck and chest area, you don’t know how the hell he manages to get it there but it’s hot either way

PORCO GALLIARD

porco is probably the worst when it comes to containing his urges

like when you’re at a party, my guy’s one minute away from tearing your bottom half clothes clean off and diving straight into that pussy

he has a massive oral fixation, like massive

one time when you guys were at reiners’, casually hanging out and porco just had to drag you into reiners’ room (he was in the living room) and eat you out there, finger fucking you whilst desperately licking at your clit with his split tongue

reiner, not knowing what he was walking into, entered the room, a blush evident on his cheeks at the sight of porco in between your legs, slurping your juices as if he was parched

you obviously noticed reiner first, feeling a rush of excitement at the knowledge of someone, your boyfriends’ hot friend, watching you in such a lewd position

porco removed his mouth, causing you to whine at the sudden halt in pleasure

“are ya’ gonna stand there, gaping like a fish? or are ya’ gonna watch?” porco huffed out, clearly pussy drunk, before shoving his mouth back where it belongs

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Would the Scouts/Cadets love you as a worm?

Levi

What? What are you talking about? That's a stupid question. I mean, Y/n, a worm!? He would be super confused as to why you asked him that. He's not sure of his answer. I mean, he used to live in the underground and as a worm you would do the same thing. So he would respect you as a worm for that, but apart from that, no he would not love you as this disgusting, slimy little creature.

Erwin

Yes, he would love you as a worm. He does find the question a bit strange but he will love you no matter what shape or form. Gets scared that he might step on you or not give you a good plant to live with but you reassure him immediately that you are not going to be a worm. Very relieved after you tell him, he can't handle more stress.

Hange

OMG YES SHE WOULD LOVE YOU AS A WORM! Immediately starts making little worm jumpers for you to sleep in. Knowing Hange, she would probably end up turning you into one in one of her experiments. She's preparing now just in case it happens. You tell her it probably won't but she's already got a collection of little rocks for you to explore in and a selection of plants for you to rest and live in.

Eren

Y/n, why would you ask this? He finds worms gross, they are all slimy and wiggly and just overall disgusting. Says he would try and love you as a worm but he just can't! He would love to carry you in his pocket though so you can stay with him fighting titans.

Mikasa

Yes, yes she would love you. You're her precious darling and she can't risk you getting hurt! So as a worm, she is going to be extra protective. Realises that this won't happen but tells you she would protect you at all costs, she even promised to sew a little pocket into her scarf so you are always with her and she can save you when you need it.

Armin

Absolutely! Gets terrified at the thought of stepping on you or harming you in any way! Being the smart boy he is, he gets a plan together just in case this incident ever happens. When he goes to the market, he buys small bits of cotton wool to make small pillows for you. Starts telling you that you would be an adorable worm.

Jean

Ew disgusting! He wants you so stay just the way you are. Don't even think about becoming a worm! Who is he going to vent to about his fights with Eren!? Immediately told you no. He would care for you but not in the same way. He's a bit creeped out by the question but you reassure him it's alright and that you wouldn't love him as a worm either. Now he's offended.

Connie

Just laughs. Begins to take the mickey out of you for asking such a thing. Admits he would through amused tears and later gives you a small plant as a present. He asks you if you would love him as a worm to, of course you say yes! You have just successfully made his day.

Sasha

If it's possible, she'll love you even more! Very confused about the question at first but gets happy at the thought of you being her precious little worm. With a lot of experience in the wilderness, she's going to make sure she only has the best for you! Plenty of water, fertile soil, pillows, luscious plants and lots of food. Peppers you in kisses when you tell her you would do the same for her.

Marco

He would adore you as a worm! Says that he would always carry you in his hands to keep you from harm and to have you close to him. Would tell Jean about you and stroke along your little worm body to get you to sleep. Promises to take care of you and make you comfy!

Historia

That's so silly of you to ask Y/n! Of course she would love you! Says that she would show you to everyone and make a little garden for you. Promises that if this ever happens, she would get Hange to turn her into a worm so she can be with you in the same way.

Ymir

That's fucking disgusting. Says she would squish you just to see your reaction. Starts to get a bit mean at you for asking that but in a playful way. Not only does she laugh and mock you, but she would tell everyone just to make you embarrassed! Don't worry though, she will pay you back with plenty of kisses.

Reiner

Emotionally he wouldn't be able to handle it. Why would you ask that!? One of the things he loves the most about you are your hugs, how can he give you a hug if you're a worm!? He would crush you. If you were a worm though, he would still be very attached to you. Bless him, he's about to cry just thinking about it!

Bertholdt

Has no idea what to say. One of the most confused about your question but decides to be polite and say yes. He would love you anyway but worms gross him out a lot! Poor boy doesn't want to hurt your feelings by saying no so he will just tell you he would love you just as much.

Annie

Just stares and walks away. When you see her later you ask her again but she just doesn't say anything. It's not because she wouldn't love you as a worm, it's just that she has no idea what to say to you! Definitely thinks her answer through carefully because she doesn't want to make you sad. Her ultimate answer is just a shrug, don't be to surprised though. Gives you a head pat and just leaves again.

A/N~My first post! Hope you all enjoyed it! ❤

What I would give the Cadets + Scouts + Warriors for their Birthdays

Eren

A toothbrush.

Armin

Sea shells and pictures of me enjoying the ocean.

Mikasa

Scarf cleaning stuff and nail clippers.

Jean

A saddle and a book on how to train horses, with a mirror inside.

Connie

A hair brush and scissors.

Sasha

A coupon to get free food anywhere for a week.

Historia

A plastic tiara and tea set.

Ymir

How To Be A Good Lesbian For Dummies.

Levi

A Scrub Daddy and The Pink Stuff.

Erwin

A book on Dad jokes and a pair of tweezers.

Hange

Underwear with my face all over it and a few chemical beakers.

Reiner

A coupon to get his breast size measured and a free bra.

Bertholdt

Deodorant.

Annie

A punching bag with boxing gloves.

Zeke

A sense of humor and throwing lessons.

Pieck

A single pillow.

Porco

A coupon to get free haircuts for a year.

Colt

Wine glasses and a nice jacket.

First dates with Cadet boys

Eren

He tried to make it a romantic time, he really did! He took you round the streets to explore some shops and have a try of some different foods. After a few bags full, he took you to this small hill with a beautiful tree on top to have a picnic with the food you just got. It was surrounded by gorgeous fields of flowers and it made you feel like you were the only two people in the world. You both shared many stories and huddled together to keep warm. This was when you both shared your first kiss.

Armin

He wanted to take you out somewhere nice but unfortunately he became sick with a cold. He hated that he couldn't take you out but you said you could still do it at home. You both spent the evening wrapped up in blankets, reading books and sharing stories of when you were both younger together. When you gave him a kiss on the cheek, you couldn't tell if he was blushing or it was just his cold.

Jean

He took you out to a fairly fancy restaurant. The conversations you had flowed naturally and he took you for a walk to look at the lakes. He pulled you over to them and you both enjoyed each other's company in a night time swim together. He thought it would be funny to pick you up and throw you in deeper. Let's just say that you showed him who's boss. This was also when you had your first of many, many kisses together.

Connie

Your first date with him was just you two going round and doing whatever you wanted. From trying out some food and drinks, to playing small pranks on people, you had both spent the night making each other laugh and enjoying the others company. It never got boring and there was never a moment's piece. In a good way of course. When your time ended, he walked you home and promised to take you out again as soon as possible.

Marco

He was so shy but wanted to make sure that you were comfortable and feeling ok. You both opted to have a quiet night in with a homemade meal. Having known each other for ages, you just laughed at all the funny things that happened during training. After the meal, he put on some music and slowly danced with you. When the night came, you both snuggled under some blankets and fell asleep happy in each other's arms.

Jean, Connie, and Sasha with an s/o that has acne

Modern Au

Jean:

Jean was one of the sweetest boys you ever met and he always let you know how much he loved and appreciated you. While his loving words would always make you flustered, that still didn't get rid of your own insecurities. You've had back acne ever since you were a young teen and no matter what products you used, they wouldn't go away. They were super noticable and you felt that when people looked at you they only saw your acne. You came back from finishing your afternoon college classes to only look at yourself in the bathroom mirror and cry. Jean was out catching up with some friends but you thought he was going to be out almost the rest of the day. What you didn't expect was for Jean to knock on the door cause he was home early. "(Y/n)? Can I come in?" You wiped your tears as you opened the door to see your boyfriend with a concerned look. He hugged you knowing that you were upset and laid you both down on your shared bed. "Baby, what's wrong? I heard you crying in there and I wanted to make sure you were okay." You were afraid to tell Jean thinking that your worry was something so dumb. "It's nothing important, don't worry about it Jean." Jean furrowed his eyebrows and said "If you were crying about it, then it must be something important. It's not dumb to cry over something that's upsetting you. I won't judge you for anything you're sad over." Jean's comforting words made it a bit better so you just decided to tell him what was up. "It's just, I have really bad acne on my face and it just makes me look ugly. I wish I could be beautiful like all those models I see on Instagram with flawless skin." Jean made eye contact with you as he looked at you serious. "Now, I'm going to stop you right there. You? Not beautiful? Give me a break." He huffed as he continued. "You're one of the most beautiful girls I've ever known in my life. Why do you think I dated you? You're beautiful, flaws and all. Who cares if you have acne? It's a natural thing and even the most perfect looking people have flaws." Your eyes widened at his words. "(Y/n), I love you and if I have to let you know how beautiful you are every single day, you bet I'll do it." You teared up at how sweet your boyfriend was. You're so grateful for him in your life. You kissed Jean on the lips feeling the tears run down your cheeks. "Thank you Jean." Jean and you cuddled the whole night only whispering sweet nothings in your ear.

Connie:

Connie was almost like your best friend. Sometimes it didn't seem like he was your boyfriend but you still loved the hell out of him. But that didn't help with your face that had pure flaws. The acne on your face made your mood go down at the worst times and you hated it. It was a Friday night and you and Connie would go out of the way to have a date night by watching movies or binge watching some of your favorite shows. While those dates always made you feel happy, you weren't feeling the best today due to your insecurities. While Connie was making his typical jokes, he noticed your change of behavior and how you weren't laughing or joking around with him. "Hey, is something bothering you?" Connie asked. You noticed your boyfriend paused the movie to talk to you. "Nothing much, just that the main female lead is so pretty and flawless. I'm so ugly compared to her.. Not a big deal though." You shrugged off what you said. Connie let out a gasp as he quickly pulled you in for a tight hug. "(Y/n)! Why would you say something like that?! You know you're gorgeous right?" You hugged your boyfriend back with a saddened expression. "It's just, my acne is awful and I've been breaking out." Connie looked at you with his golden eyes as he said, "So? Acne doesn't make you ugly (Y/n). You're a human just like everyone else. No one is perfect." Connie proceeded to get up from the couch to go and retrieve something from upstairs. When he got back, he held two facemasks for the two of you to use. "How about we use these babe? To make you feel better?" You smiled as you nodded. Connie always knew how to make you happy.

Sasha:

You and Sasha were getting ready to go out to a new restaurant that just opened not too far from your apartment. You spent the past 15 minutes getting dressed in a nice outfit to look beautiful enough for the night. Although your outfit was nice, your face wasn't that appealing to look at. Sasha was in kind of a rush so she rushed into the room so you both can leave. "Come on (Y/n)!! I really wanna try this new restaurant!! I heard their barbecue is to die for!!" Sasha drooled at the thought of the delicious food. "Okay, Sasha. Can you just give me a few more minutes to put some quick makeup on?" Sasha grabbed your hand to pull you out of the confined space. "(Y/n)! You look fine! Plus I'm starving so let's just go!" You aggressively pulled from her grasp and yelled, "NO!" Sasha was a bit surprised at your outburst but could catch the tears welling up in your eyes. "Sweetheart, what's wrong? You're clearly upset about something and I want to make you feel better." You held yourself tightly as you said, "I don't want to go out without wearing makeup. I just want to hide all the ugliness on my face." Sasha's mouth went wide as she said, "Ugly?! (Y/n), you're far from ugly." You laughed sarcastically. "If I wasn't ugly I wouldn't have all this acne on my face." "(Y/n), acne doesn't make you ugly. It's a natural thing to get. Heck, even I break out from time to time. It's a normal thing and even with your flaws you're still my gorgeous girl." You don't know how but Sasha's kind words made your heart flutter. You looked up at her with a surprised face as you questioned, "You really mean it?" Sasha laughed. "I mean every word sweetie." You ran up to your girlfriend and gave her the warmest hug in the world, grateful for her in your life. "Now, come on (Y/n). Let's eat, I made reservations."

I really am a simp for soft Connie

Connie x Reader Forever (Modern AU)

summary: you and Connie are roommates, and he refuses for either of you to move out and insists that you live together forever, despite not being in a relationship.

Having Connie as a roommate was mostly a lot of fun - you guys would spend your nights playing games, talking about random shit, or listening to each other's dumb conspiracy theories.

Honestly, you loved it. It was so cute when you'd get home from college and see him curled up on the sofa with your dog, Prince, both of them asleep.

It was funny how when you first moved in, Connie and Prince didn't get along well - he was terribly afraid of it and your dog wasn't too friendly to the male, he'd growl a little when Connie was around you. Now, they were literally best friends, with Prince following your roommate around and napping on his bed, and them doing all kinds of things together.

With a soft smile, you approached the sofa and brought the blanket that was falling off the side back over the male before giving Prince a couple, gentle pets.

However, once you turned and saw the plate on the coffee table, you suddenly felt a wave of irritation flood within you. Not because of the mess, but because you had a specific rule to not touch each other's food. And he obviously broke that rule.

Shooting a slight glare to the sleeping man, you padded out of the room and made way to your bedroom, changing out of your clothes and into your pyjamas. You, then, entered the kitchen to search for a snack before going back to the living room to see that Connie was stirring awake.

Gold peered at you through half-lidded eyes, his jaw unhinging to let a yawn out. "Hi, pretty."

"Good evening, sleepyhead."

"Hmm, why so formal?" he murmured, rubbing the sleep from his eyes. That's when it was clear to him that you were upset, possibly with him. "D-did I do something wrong?"

"You ate my food," you pouted, tapping his shoulder, wordlessly telling him to make space for you on the sofa. He watched you plop down beside him, glancing at the empty plate before bringing his eyes back to you.

"I'm sorry. I didn't know you were saving it. I can get you more."

With a soft sigh, you gazed at him, noticing the guilt in his vibrant hues. "... It's all right. I'm just being bratty."

"Are you sure? We can go together for dinner if you want."

"Nah, it's okay, I want to stay home."

"You're really sure?"

"Yes, Connie," you smiled at him, patting the top of his head.

"Others would've made me get them more food... You really are the best roommate I've ever had."

"You idiot, I'm the only one you've had."

"Mhm," he hummed, shifting his position so that he was able to rest his head on your lap, "and you're going to be the only one."

"Connie, I'm not living with you for the rest of my life. I'm moving out when I can."

"Nope. You're not allowed to."

You huffed, fingers subconsciously finding their way to his buzzcut. "We might as well get married if you're going to make me live with you 'forever'."

"You read my mind," he stated with so much confidence that it made you pause. Nevertheless, you continued to along with it, seeing where the conversation would end up and see if he was joking or not.

"Only if you don't steal my food again."

"I'll be making a lot of promises, but that's one I can't make."

"Then, I'm not marrying you," you retorted, lightly flicking his forehead, which made him whine.

"Well, I can change your mind in a couple years because we still have a lot to do."

"Like what?"

A little smirk tugged at his lips as he peeked his eyes open to look up at you. Without a word, he stood up and stretched before he leaned down to be eye level with you, lips hovering over yours. "Like... sharing a kiss, for example."

Even though your heart was thumping against your chest, you gave him a smirk in return, replying in a whisper, "We can easily get that out of the way."

His smirk slowly faded into an expression of surprise as he realised the position you got yourselves into, mouth parted as he simply gazed at you, searching for approval in your (E/C) hues. Once he found it, he tucked some locks behind your ear, fingers lingering on your cheek, tracing down to your chin to tilt your head up towards him. His other hand rested on the side of your neck, a gentle grip on your skin.

He watched your delicate eyelashes flutter as you lidded your eyes, anticipating the sensation of his lips against yours. And it happened, his lips finding yours in a slow, soft kiss, like he was afraid to hurt you. And honestly, he was. He's seen you come home, heartbroken because of a guy that treated you wrong. So, he hoped he was able to change that, he knew you well after living with you for a year and a half, so he knew how to treat you right.

Connie parted from you, his heart racing. It was something he's wanted to do for a while, he couldn't believe it finally happened. It felt so soft and delicate-- you are so soft and delicate. Yet, it also felt like a fire ignited within him, a fire that burned with love and passion. Just for you.

"... Does this mean we're one step closer to getting married?" he joked, breaking the silence that he knew you felt awkward in. You rolled your eyes and laughed in response, tugging at the collar of his shirt.

"Maybe. We'll see how it goes because it's way too soon to think about marriage when we haven't even been on a date. But before that, give me another kiss."

He grinned, happily complying with your request. He would wait however long he has to to be able to marry you. For now, he'd take his time, treating you better than anyone else ever did, hoping to have you forever.

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Connie x Reader Forever (Modern AU)

summary: you and Connie are roommates, and he refuses for either of you to move out and insists that you live together forever, despite not being in a relationship.

Having Connie as a roommate was mostly a lot of fun - you guys would spend your nights playing games, talking about random shit, or listening to each other's dumb conspiracy theories.

Honestly, you loved it. It was so cute when you'd get home from college and see him curled up on the sofa with your dog, Prince, both of them asleep.

It was funny how when you first moved in, Connie and Prince didn't get along well - he was terribly afraid of it and your dog wasn't too friendly to the male, he'd growl a little when Connie was around you. Now, they were literally best friends, with Prince following your roommate around and napping on his bed, and them doing all kinds of things together.

With a soft smile, you approached the sofa and brought the blanket that was falling off the side back over the male before giving Prince a couple, gentle pets.

However, once you turned and saw the plate on the coffee table, you suddenly felt a wave of irritation flood within you. Not because of the mess, but because you had a specific rule to not touch each other's food. And he obviously broke that rule.

Shooting a slight glare to the sleeping man, you padded out of the room and made way to your bedroom, changing out of your clothes and into your pyjamas. You, then, entered the kitchen to search for a snack before going back to the living room to see that Connie was stirring awake.

Gold peered at you through half-lidded eyes, his jaw unhinging to let a yawn out. "Hi, pretty."

"Good evening, sleepyhead."

"Hmm, why so formal?" he murmured, rubbing the sleep from his eyes. That's when it was clear to him that you were upset, possibly with him. "D-did I do something wrong?"

"You ate my food," you pouted, tapping his shoulder, wordlessly telling him to make space for you on the sofa. He watched you plop down beside him, glancing at the empty plate before bringing his eyes back to you.

"I'm sorry. I didn't know you were saving it. I can get you more."

With a soft sigh, you gazed at him, noticing the guilt in his vibrant hues. "... It's all right. I'm just being bratty."

"Are you sure? We can go together for dinner if you want."

"Nah, it's okay, I want to stay home."

"You're really sure?"

"Yes, Connie," you smiled at him, patting the top of his head.

"Others would've made me get them more food... You really are the best roommate I've ever had."

"You idiot, I'm the only one you've had."

"Mhm," he hummed, shifting his position so that he was able to rest his head on your lap, "and you're going to be the only one."

"Connie, I'm not living with you for the rest of my life. I'm moving out when I can."

"Nope. You're not allowed to."

You huffed, fingers subconsciously finding their way to his buzzcut. "We might as well get married if you're going to make me live with you 'forever'."

"You read my mind," he stated with so much confidence that it made you pause. Nevertheless, you continued to along with it, seeing where the conversation would end up and see if he was joking or not.

"Only if you don't steal my food again."

"I'll be making a lot of promises, but that's one I can't make."

"Then, I'm not marrying you," you retorted, lightly flicking his forehead, which made him whine.

"Well, I can change your mind in a couple years because we still have a lot to do."

"Like what?"

A little smirk tugged at his lips as he peeked his eyes open to look up at you. Without a word, he stood up and stretched before he leaned down to be eye level with you, lips hovering over yours. "Like... sharing a kiss, for example."

Even though your heart was thumping against your chest, you gave him a smirk in return, replying in a whisper, "We can easily get that out of the way."

His smirk slowly faded into an expression of surprise as he realised the position you got yourselves into, mouth parted as he simply gazed at you, searching for approval in your (E/C) hues. Once he found it, he tucked some locks behind your ear, fingers lingering on your cheek, tracing down to your chin to tilt your head up towards him. His other hand rested on the side of your neck, a gentle grip on your skin.

He watched your delicate eyelashes flutter as you lidded your eyes, anticipating the sensation of his lips against yours. And it happened, his lips finding yours in a slow, soft kiss, like he was afraid to hurt you. And honestly, he was. He's seen you come home, heartbroken because of a guy that treated you wrong. So, he hoped he was able to change that, he knew you well after living with you for a year and a half, so he knew how to treat you right.

Connie parted from you, his heart racing. It was something he's wanted to do for a while, he couldn't believe it finally happened. It felt so soft and delicate-- you are so soft and delicate. Yet, it also felt like a fire ignited within him, a fire that burned with love and passion. Just for you.

"... Does this mean we're one step closer to getting married?" he joked, breaking the silence that he knew you felt awkward in. You rolled your eyes and laughed in response, tugging at the collar of his shirt.

"Maybe. We'll see how it goes because it's way too soon to think about marriage when we haven't even been on a date. But before that, give me another kiss."

He grinned, happily complying with your request. He would wait however long he has to to be able to marry you. For now, he'd take his time, treating you better than anyone else ever did, hoping to have you forever.

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This cute or whatever

Connie x Reader Forever (Modern AU)

summary: you and Connie are roommates, and he refuses for either of you to move out and insists that you live together forever, despite not being in a relationship.

Having Connie as a roommate was mostly a lot of fun - you guys would spend your nights playing games, talking about random shit, or listening to each other's dumb conspiracy theories.

Honestly, you loved it. It was so cute when you'd get home from college and see him curled up on the sofa with your dog, Prince, both of them asleep.

It was funny how when you first moved in, Connie and Prince didn't get along well - he was terribly afraid of it and your dog wasn't too friendly to the male, he'd growl a little when Connie was around you. Now, they were literally best friends, with Prince following your roommate around and napping on his bed, and them doing all kinds of things together.

With a soft smile, you approached the sofa and brought the blanket that was falling off the side back over the male before giving Prince a couple, gentle pets.

However, once you turned and saw the plate on the coffee table, you suddenly felt a wave of irritation flood within you. Not because of the mess, but because you had a specific rule to not touch each other's food. And he obviously broke that rule.

Shooting a slight glare to the sleeping man, you padded out of the room and made way to your bedroom, changing out of your clothes and into your pyjamas. You, then, entered the kitchen to search for a snack before going back to the living room to see that Connie was stirring awake.

Gold peered at you through half-lidded eyes, his jaw unhinging to let a yawn out. "Hi, pretty."

"Good evening, sleepyhead."

"Hmm, why so formal?" he murmured, rubbing the sleep from his eyes. That's when it was clear to him that you were upset, possibly with him. "D-did I do something wrong?"

"You ate my food," you pouted, tapping his shoulder, wordlessly telling him to make space for you on the sofa. He watched you plop down beside him, glancing at the empty plate before bringing his eyes back to you.

"I'm sorry. I didn't know you were saving it. I can get you more."

With a soft sigh, you gazed at him, noticing the guilt in his vibrant hues. "... It's all right. I'm just being bratty."

"Are you sure? We can go together for dinner if you want."

"Nah, it's okay, I want to stay home."

"You're really sure?"

"Yes, Connie," you smiled at him, patting the top of his head.

"Others would've made me get them more food... You really are the best roommate I've ever had."

"You idiot, I'm the only one you've had."

"Mhm," he hummed, shifting his position so that he was able to rest his head on your lap, "and you're going to be the only one."

"Connie, I'm not living with you for the rest of my life. I'm moving out when I can."

"Nope. You're not allowed to."

You huffed, fingers subconsciously finding their way to his buzzcut. "We might as well get married if you're going to make me live with you 'forever'."

"You read my mind," he stated with so much confidence that it made you pause. Nevertheless, you continued to along with it, seeing where the conversation would end up and see if he was joking or not.

"Only if you don't steal my food again."

"I'll be making a lot of promises, but that's one I can't make."

"Then, I'm not marrying you," you retorted, lightly flicking his forehead, which made him whine.

"Well, I can change your mind in a couple years because we still have a lot to do."

"Like what?"

A little smirk tugged at his lips as he peeked his eyes open to look up at you. Without a word, he stood up and stretched before he leaned down to be eye level with you, lips hovering over yours. "Like... sharing a kiss, for example."

Even though your heart was thumping against your chest, you gave him a smirk in return, replying in a whisper, "We can easily get that out of the way."

His smirk slowly faded into an expression of surprise as he realised the position you got yourselves into, mouth parted as he simply gazed at you, searching for approval in your (E/C) hues. Once he found it, he tucked some locks behind your ear, fingers lingering on your cheek, tracing down to your chin to tilt your head up towards him. His other hand rested on the side of your neck, a gentle grip on your skin.

He watched your delicate eyelashes flutter as you lidded your eyes, anticipating the sensation of his lips against yours. And it happened, his lips finding yours in a slow, soft kiss, like he was afraid to hurt you. And honestly, he was. He's seen you come home, heartbroken because of a guy that treated you wrong. So, he hoped he was able to change that, he knew you well after living with you for a year and a half, so he knew how to treat you right.

Connie parted from you, his heart racing. It was something he's wanted to do for a while, he couldn't believe it finally happened. It felt so soft and delicate-- you are so soft and delicate. Yet, it also felt like a fire ignited within him, a fire that burned with love and passion. Just for you.

"... Does this mean we're one step closer to getting married?" he joked, breaking the silence that he knew you felt awkward in. You rolled your eyes and laughed in response, tugging at the collar of his shirt.

"Maybe. We'll see how it goes because it's way too soon to think about marriage when we haven't even been on a date. But before that, give me another kiss."

He grinned, happily complying with your request. He would wait however long he has to to be able to marry you. For now, he'd take his time, treating you better than anyone else ever did, hoping to have you forever.

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I really am a simp for soft Connie

Connie x Reader Forever (Modern AU)

summary: you and Connie are roommates, and he refuses for either of you to move out and insists that you live together forever, despite not being in a relationship.

Having Connie as a roommate was mostly a lot of fun - you guys would spend your nights playing games, talking about random shit, or listening to each other's dumb conspiracy theories.

Honestly, you loved it. It was so cute when you'd get home from college and see him curled up on the sofa with your dog, Prince, both of them asleep.

It was funny how when you first moved in, Connie and Prince didn't get along well - he was terribly afraid of it and your dog wasn't too friendly to the male, he'd growl a little when Connie was around you. Now, they were literally best friends, with Prince following your roommate around and napping on his bed, and them doing all kinds of things together.

With a soft smile, you approached the sofa and brought the blanket that was falling off the side back over the male before giving Prince a couple, gentle pets.

However, once you turned and saw the plate on the coffee table, you suddenly felt a wave of irritation flood within you. Not because of the mess, but because you had a specific rule to not touch each other's food. And he obviously broke that rule.

Shooting a slight glare to the sleeping man, you padded out of the room and made way to your bedroom, changing out of your clothes and into your pyjamas. You, then, entered the kitchen to search for a snack before going back to the living room to see that Connie was stirring awake.

Gold peered at you through half-lidded eyes, his jaw unhinging to let a yawn out. "Hi, pretty."

"Good evening, sleepyhead."

"Hmm, why so formal?" he murmured, rubbing the sleep from his eyes. That's when it was clear to him that you were upset, possibly with him. "D-did I do something wrong?"

"You ate my food," you pouted, tapping his shoulder, wordlessly telling him to make space for you on the sofa. He watched you plop down beside him, glancing at the empty plate before bringing his eyes back to you.

"I'm sorry. I didn't know you were saving it. I can get you more."

With a soft sigh, you gazed at him, noticing the guilt in his vibrant hues. "... It's all right. I'm just being bratty."

"Are you sure? We can go together for dinner if you want."

"Nah, it's okay, I want to stay home."

"You're really sure?"

"Yes, Connie," you smiled at him, patting the top of his head.

"Others would've made me get them more food... You really are the best roommate I've ever had."

"You idiot, I'm the only one you've had."

"Mhm," he hummed, shifting his position so that he was able to rest his head on your lap, "and you're going to be the only one."

"Connie, I'm not living with you for the rest of my life. I'm moving out when I can."

"Nope. You're not allowed to."

You huffed, fingers subconsciously finding their way to his buzzcut. "We might as well get married if you're going to make me live with you 'forever'."

"You read my mind," he stated with so much confidence that it made you pause. Nevertheless, you continued to along with it, seeing where the conversation would end up and see if he was joking or not.

"Only if you don't steal my food again."

"I'll be making a lot of promises, but that's one I can't make."

"Then, I'm not marrying you," you retorted, lightly flicking his forehead, which made him whine.

"Well, I can change your mind in a couple years because we still have a lot to do."

"Like what?"

A little smirk tugged at his lips as he peeked his eyes open to look up at you. Without a word, he stood up and stretched before he leaned down to be eye level with you, lips hovering over yours. "Like... sharing a kiss, for example."

Even though your heart was thumping against your chest, you gave him a smirk in return, replying in a whisper, "We can easily get that out of the way."

His smirk slowly faded into an expression of surprise as he realised the position you got yourselves into, mouth parted as he simply gazed at you, searching for approval in your (E/C) hues. Once he found it, he tucked some locks behind your ear, fingers lingering on your cheek, tracing down to your chin to tilt your head up towards him. His other hand rested on the side of your neck, a gentle grip on your skin.

He watched your delicate eyelashes flutter as you lidded your eyes, anticipating the sensation of his lips against yours. And it happened, his lips finding yours in a slow, soft kiss, like he was afraid to hurt you. And honestly, he was. He's seen you come home, heartbroken because of a guy that treated you wrong. So, he hoped he was able to change that, he knew you well after living with you for a year and a half, so he knew how to treat you right.

Connie parted from you, his heart racing. It was something he's wanted to do for a while, he couldn't believe it finally happened. It felt so soft and delicate-- you are so soft and delicate. Yet, it also felt like a fire ignited within him, a fire that burned with love and passion. Just for you.

"... Does this mean we're one step closer to getting married?" he joked, breaking the silence that he knew you felt awkward in. You rolled your eyes and laughed in response, tugging at the collar of his shirt.

"Maybe. We'll see how it goes because it's way too soon to think about marriage when we haven't even been on a date. But before that, give me another kiss."

He grinned, happily complying with your request. He would wait however long he has to to be able to marry you. For now, he'd take his time, treating you better than anyone else ever did, hoping to have you forever.

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This cute or whatever

Connie x Reader Forever (Modern AU)

summary: you and Connie are roommates, and he refuses for either of you to move out and insists that you live together forever, despite not being in a relationship.

Having Connie as a roommate was mostly a lot of fun - you guys would spend your nights playing games, talking about random shit, or listening to each other's dumb conspiracy theories.

Honestly, you loved it. It was so cute when you'd get home from college and see him curled up on the sofa with your dog, Prince, both of them asleep.

It was funny how when you first moved in, Connie and Prince didn't get along well - he was terribly afraid of it and your dog wasn't too friendly to the male, he'd growl a little when Connie was around you. Now, they were literally best friends, with Prince following your roommate around and napping on his bed, and them doing all kinds of things together.

With a soft smile, you approached the sofa and brought the blanket that was falling off the side back over the male before giving Prince a couple, gentle pets.

However, once you turned and saw the plate on the coffee table, you suddenly felt a wave of irritation flood within you. Not because of the mess, but because you had a specific rule to not touch each other's food. And he obviously broke that rule.

Shooting a slight glare to the sleeping man, you padded out of the room and made way to your bedroom, changing out of your clothes and into your pyjamas. You, then, entered the kitchen to search for a snack before going back to the living room to see that Connie was stirring awake.

Gold peered at you through half-lidded eyes, his jaw unhinging to let a yawn out. "Hi, pretty."

"Good evening, sleepyhead."

"Hmm, why so formal?" he murmured, rubbing the sleep from his eyes. That's when it was clear to him that you were upset, possibly with him. "D-did I do something wrong?"

"You ate my food," you pouted, tapping his shoulder, wordlessly telling him to make space for you on the sofa. He watched you plop down beside him, glancing at the empty plate before bringing his eyes back to you.

"I'm sorry. I didn't know you were saving it. I can get you more."

With a soft sigh, you gazed at him, noticing the guilt in his vibrant hues. "... It's all right. I'm just being bratty."

"Are you sure? We can go together for dinner if you want."

"Nah, it's okay, I want to stay home."

"You're really sure?"

"Yes, Connie," you smiled at him, patting the top of his head.

"Others would've made me get them more food... You really are the best roommate I've ever had."

"You idiot, I'm the only one you've had."

"Mhm," he hummed, shifting his position so that he was able to rest his head on your lap, "and you're going to be the only one."

"Connie, I'm not living with you for the rest of my life. I'm moving out when I can."

"Nope. You're not allowed to."

You huffed, fingers subconsciously finding their way to his buzzcut. "We might as well get married if you're going to make me live with you 'forever'."

"You read my mind," he stated with so much confidence that it made you pause. Nevertheless, you continued to along with it, seeing where the conversation would end up and see if he was joking or not.

"Only if you don't steal my food again."

"I'll be making a lot of promises, but that's one I can't make."

"Then, I'm not marrying you," you retorted, lightly flicking his forehead, which made him whine.

"Well, I can change your mind in a couple years because we still have a lot to do."

"Like what?"

A little smirk tugged at his lips as he peeked his eyes open to look up at you. Without a word, he stood up and stretched before he leaned down to be eye level with you, lips hovering over yours. "Like... sharing a kiss, for example."

Even though your heart was thumping against your chest, you gave him a smirk in return, replying in a whisper, "We can easily get that out of the way."

His smirk slowly faded into an expression of surprise as he realised the position you got yourselves into, mouth parted as he simply gazed at you, searching for approval in your (E/C) hues. Once he found it, he tucked some locks behind your ear, fingers lingering on your cheek, tracing down to your chin to tilt your head up towards him. His other hand rested on the side of your neck, a gentle grip on your skin.

He watched your delicate eyelashes flutter as you lidded your eyes, anticipating the sensation of his lips against yours. And it happened, his lips finding yours in a slow, soft kiss, like he was afraid to hurt you. And honestly, he was. He's seen you come home, heartbroken because of a guy that treated you wrong. So, he hoped he was able to change that, he knew you well after living with you for a year and a half, so he knew how to treat you right.

Connie parted from you, his heart racing. It was something he's wanted to do for a while, he couldn't believe it finally happened. It felt so soft and delicate-- you are so soft and delicate. Yet, it also felt like a fire ignited within him, a fire that burned with love and passion. Just for you.

"... Does this mean we're one step closer to getting married?" he joked, breaking the silence that he knew you felt awkward in. You rolled your eyes and laughed in response, tugging at the collar of his shirt.

"Maybe. We'll see how it goes because it's way too soon to think about marriage when we haven't even been on a date. But before that, give me another kiss."

He grinned, happily complying with your request. He would wait however long he has to to be able to marry you. For now, he'd take his time, treating you better than anyone else ever did, hoping to have you forever.

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This cute or whatever

Connie x Reader Forever (Modern AU)

summary: you and Connie are roommates, and he refuses for either of you to move out and insists that you live together forever, despite not being in a relationship.

Having Connie as a roommate was mostly a lot of fun - you guys would spend your nights playing games, talking about random shit, or listening to each other's dumb conspiracy theories.

Honestly, you loved it. It was so cute when you'd get home from college and see him curled up on the sofa with your dog, Prince, both of them asleep.

It was funny how when you first moved in, Connie and Prince didn't get along well - he was terribly afraid of it and your dog wasn't too friendly to the male, he'd growl a little when Connie was around you. Now, they were literally best friends, with Prince following your roommate around and napping on his bed, and them doing all kinds of things together.

With a soft smile, you approached the sofa and brought the blanket that was falling off the side back over the male before giving Prince a couple, gentle pets.

However, once you turned and saw the plate on the coffee table, you suddenly felt a wave of irritation flood within you. Not because of the mess, but because you had a specific rule to not touch each other's food. And he obviously broke that rule.

Shooting a slight glare to the sleeping man, you padded out of the room and made way to your bedroom, changing out of your clothes and into your pyjamas. You, then, entered the kitchen to search for a snack before going back to the living room to see that Connie was stirring awake.

Gold peered at you through half-lidded eyes, his jaw unhinging to let a yawn out. "Hi, pretty."

"Good evening, sleepyhead."

"Hmm, why so formal?" he murmured, rubbing the sleep from his eyes. That's when it was clear to him that you were upset, possibly with him. "D-did I do something wrong?"

"You ate my food," you pouted, tapping his shoulder, wordlessly telling him to make space for you on the sofa. He watched you plop down beside him, glancing at the empty plate before bringing his eyes back to you.

"I'm sorry. I didn't know you were saving it. I can get you more."

With a soft sigh, you gazed at him, noticing the guilt in his vibrant hues. "... It's all right. I'm just being bratty."

"Are you sure? We can go together for dinner if you want."

"Nah, it's okay, I want to stay home."

"You're really sure?"

"Yes, Connie," you smiled at him, patting the top of his head.

"Others would've made me get them more food... You really are the best roommate I've ever had."

"You idiot, I'm the only one you've had."

"Mhm," he hummed, shifting his position so that he was able to rest his head on your lap, "and you're going to be the only one."

"Connie, I'm not living with you for the rest of my life. I'm moving out when I can."

"Nope. You're not allowed to."

You huffed, fingers subconsciously finding their way to his buzzcut. "We might as well get married if you're going to make me live with you 'forever'."

"You read my mind," he stated with so much confidence that it made you pause. Nevertheless, you continued to along with it, seeing where the conversation would end up and see if he was joking or not.

"Only if you don't steal my food again."

"I'll be making a lot of promises, but that's one I can't make."

"Then, I'm not marrying you," you retorted, lightly flicking his forehead, which made him whine.

"Well, I can change your mind in a couple years because we still have a lot to do."

"Like what?"

A little smirk tugged at his lips as he peeked his eyes open to look up at you. Without a word, he stood up and stretched before he leaned down to be eye level with you, lips hovering over yours. "Like... sharing a kiss, for example."

Even though your heart was thumping against your chest, you gave him a smirk in return, replying in a whisper, "We can easily get that out of the way."

His smirk slowly faded into an expression of surprise as he realised the position you got yourselves into, mouth parted as he simply gazed at you, searching for approval in your (E/C) hues. Once he found it, he tucked some locks behind your ear, fingers lingering on your cheek, tracing down to your chin to tilt your head up towards him. His other hand rested on the side of your neck, a gentle grip on your skin.

He watched your delicate eyelashes flutter as you lidded your eyes, anticipating the sensation of his lips against yours. And it happened, his lips finding yours in a slow, soft kiss, like he was afraid to hurt you. And honestly, he was. He's seen you come home, heartbroken because of a guy that treated you wrong. So, he hoped he was able to change that, he knew you well after living with you for a year and a half, so he knew how to treat you right.

Connie parted from you, his heart racing. It was something he's wanted to do for a while, he couldn't believe it finally happened. It felt so soft and delicate-- you are so soft and delicate. Yet, it also felt like a fire ignited within him, a fire that burned with love and passion. Just for you.

"... Does this mean we're one step closer to getting married?" he joked, breaking the silence that he knew you felt awkward in. You rolled your eyes and laughed in response, tugging at the collar of his shirt.

"Maybe. We'll see how it goes because it's way too soon to think about marriage when we haven't even been on a date. But before that, give me another kiss."

He grinned, happily complying with your request. He would wait however long he has to to be able to marry you. For now, he'd take his time, treating you better than anyone else ever did, hoping to have you forever.

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PASSENGER PRINCESS - connie springer x black!reader

summary: your... best friend takes you on your weekly late nights drives. but, this night is different: both of you are aware of the tension between y'all even though neither of you address it- until tonight. warnings: marijuana usage, best friends to lovers, eventual smut, yk car sex, french kissing

you just had got off work, and today really wore you out. it was the usual: your manager was getting on your nerves, there was this lady who tried to argue with you over the counter, and you had to train probably the most incompetent teen who had just got hired. all you knew is you need a blunt and a nap.

as you're laying on your bed ready to kick your clothes off, your phone buzzes. a text from connie, probably the only person you have patience for right now. it reads 'you home?' to which he knows you are, he found out when you get off work (because he listens, of course. totally didn't do his own research before you even told him directly). the minute you text back he's calling your phone, and you roll your eyes a bit 'cause you already know he wants to bother you now.

"hello, sir?" you can hear him smack his lips.

"man, you not even tired! i'm 'bout to head out anyway, just wanted to see what you was doin' right now."

"what, you trynna pick me up?"

"don't ask dumbass questions, you want me to pull up or not?"

you smile to yourself, and get up to change out your work clothes. "mmm... yea. c'mon."

"bet." *click*

soon enough, you see his car pull up from your apartment window and make your way out the door. as you walk down the stairs, you can't help but grin to yourself. no matter how bad of a mood you're in you would never miss an opportunity to chill with his fine as- you mean, the only tolerable dude you know.

you open the car door, the smell of weed hitting your nose. "yooo!" connie greets you with a smile, and a wood in hand. he already had started to roll up before you even made it to the car.

"nigga, what did i tell you 'bout smoking outside here?! if i get in trouble, it is not gonna be my fault!"

"you'on wanna hotbox?" he asks obviously, making you roll your eyes as you buckle in your seatbelt.

he starts the car up and places one hand on the wheel, ready to find an empty parking lot. he notices how you stare outside the window, hand resting on your cheek. "work piss you off?" you simply reply with, "why?" and he says "you not talkin' like usual and actin' all bothered."

he was right, work did piss you off. but for some reason, he was making you especially nervous today. "ion know, just my manager was on dick today. and i had to train this lil' boy he was pissing me off too. i know he a kid but damn, this why i ain't wanna be a trainer in the first place. i already work overtime most of the week i don't be having the energy for that shit, y'know? he keep giving me all these things to do like my schedule not already tight and i'm busting my ass just to still not get promoted yet." it was nice to get stuff of your chest like this because it really calmed you down. better yet, he knew how to calm you down. he knows how to listen while making sure you're still having a good time.

he eventually pulls up to a gas station. "well, don't let that shit bother you. you probably gon get promoted anyway cause you actually do your job. besides, if that don't happen, i been telling you to quit anyway." getting out the car, he pulls his hoodie over his head and comes to open your car door. "now c'mon." "i don't want noth-"

"i said c'mon, mama, i'm getting you snacks! and i want some too i'm not leavin' you in here."

having no argument, you get out and walk with him inside. since it is late, you're the only ones in there and there's only one cashier in sight. the mid aged lady smiles at the two of you as she notices the door bell ring. you both grab a drink of choice from the freezer and make your way to the counter. he sees your eyes dart to a bag of chips, and he picks it up to place it down before you grab his hand. "you don't have to, con." he ignores you, sliding it to the cashier to scan. "oh, stop it, you act like i haven't payed for your hair before."

"your total is $12.59"

he pulls a 20 out his pocket, handing it to her a taking his change. as you both leave, she says "by the way, you two are such an adorable couple!" but, before you can correct her, connie replies

"thank you, ma'am!"

now, you're both sat in the car laughing at the interaction that just happened. "thank you? for real?" you say through giggling. connie simply shrugs, "i ain't wanna make her feel bad!" in your mind, you began to question his response still. why didn't he say no? "i mean shit, you don't look bad so." he stops, furrowing his eyebrows and side eyeing you. "oh, if i was ugly you woulda had a issue?" you look to the side as he pretends to start to be offended. "well, yeah duh." he laughs in response, you following after. "alright, dude."

eventually, he pulls into a random parking lot. you see a bench and a sign, so you assume this is just some park in the area. luckily, no one's here anyway. connie's hand finds the back of your headboard as backs up into a spot. "found this spot like yesterday, nobody really around at night. plus it's chill, i wanna talk to you and ion wanna be bothered seeing other people around."

you can't help but focus on his jawline as he looks back, barely paying attention to the words coming out his mouth. "you even listenin' to me?" he snaps you back into reality. you turn back in your seat as you smack your lips and he chuckles, settling back into his seat. he picks up from where he started, rolling a blunt for the both of you. once he finishes he pulls out a lighter from his glove department, bringing it to his mouth. your eyes pay good attention to his eyes glancing down at the wood, his fingers, his mouth as he inhales, and the way he looks at you after he puffs out smoke.. god he looked fine.

"damn, you gon' take it?" he asks before you even get the chance to zone out completely. you mutter "my fault" before taking it and bringing it to your own mouth. now, its his turn to examine your movements. you don't even notice him eyeing you: the way your acrylics look as you hold it, your makeup still looking nice after a full day of work, your closed lids, the way you're slightly titling your head back... fine as fuck he thinks to himself. he takes off his hoodie as his body warms up. when you look back at him, you see his toned arms in the moonlight and your face begins to heat up. "you feel better, ma?" you nod in response, attempting to contain yourself. however, he can't help but examine you and you begin to notice. "so, what you wanna talk abt?"

he uncharacteristically fiddles with his thumb and looks down. "well shit..." you take another hit, still making eye contact with him. "after that thing just happened it kind of reminded me even more," he takes a pause. he puts his hand out, and you pass the blunt to him before he continues. he brings it to his lips, slowly inhaling. then as he exhales,

"what if we was a couple?"

you take a second, nearly being took out your high that barely started coming over you. "oh.. uhm-"

"not like that, just what if, y'know?" he quickly interjects to save himself from possible rejection. "yeah of course....well, ion know like i said you not ugly." you end up shrugging. sure, you guys are friends, but it would be a complete lie to say you haven't thought about it yourself. you had just never planned on voicing it. "well, what do that mean?"

"i don't know, you not ugly. if we talking hypothetically you my type i guess." you explain, avoiding saying how you actually feel. "i guess is crazyyy." he leans back in his seat, throwing one of arms behind his head as he takes another hit. "so, i'm yo type?"

you feel yourself start to smile. "now what do you mean, sir?" he simply laughs. "i think you pretty too, y/n." his statement catches you offguard, and you find yourself speechless. he only laughs more and looks straight at you, now half-lidded with red hued eyes. "you ain't notice me starin' at you for how many times you been in my car? and you the only girl i really be having in my car, you basically my passenger princess."

the name passenger princess makes you feel warm in a place that you are not willing to acknowledge. "...well, i been starin' at you too. surprised you ain't notice" he's quiet for a second, then looks down at his lap with a smirk. "i did." you smack his arm and he's now in a fit of laughter as he relishes in your embarrassment. after a minute, he smiles at his eyes cant help but focus on your lips. "what?"

he takes a minute to think over the choices he's about to make. and after some thinking, he comes to a conclusion. "...c'mere, mama."

you stare at him for a second, questioning if this is a good idea. but, the way his arms look after removing his hoodie and the way he's manspreading is definitely blinding your judgement. so, you find yourself climbing in his lap just slightly raised up enough so you're not actually sitting on him. but, his hand wraps around your waist and makes you sit down. "aw c'mon, why you bein so shy? it's just me." and he's right. this isn't even the first time you've been this close to him or sat on his lap. your friendship has very little... boundaries. or better yet, you two have a closer platonic relationship than others.

he stares back at you as he raises the blunt in his hand to your lips. you take a hit, blowing smoke directly in his face. you both smile and laugh softly, connie biting his bottom lip. "you so goddamn fine, i swear."

all you respond with a soft giggle as you lean closer into his chest. he wraps an arm around your shoulders and holds eye contact. finally, you both slowly lean in, closing the distance between your faces. his lips instantly catch yours and set a steady pace. he tastes like soda and indica, but right now that is so delicious to you. subconsciously, you slowly move your hips on his laps in rhythm with the movement of your lips on his. he lowly grunts and pulls away. "woah, what you trynna do?" he mumbles, eyeing your body on top of his. "shit, i been holding in a lot, con... i'm on what you on."

his eyes find your thighs, then comes back up to your red, lazy eyes. "you sure, ma?" you bite your lip, "yeah... you want to?" a soft chuckle leaves his lips and he leans back in, centimeters away from your lips. "i been wantin' to do so much to you, y/n, i wanna make you mine.."

his lips crash onto yours and his hands immediately find your ass, massaging the plush skin hidden by your leggings. your tongue finds it way into his mouth and he matches you, tongues dancing with each other. you can feel his boner from under you, and you hope he can't feel you throbbing on top of him. he pulls away again, and tugs at the hem of your leggings.

"can i move these, baby?" he asks. you nod, and he pulls them down to your knees. you shimmy them off knowing you're better off without them restricting your ankles. in return, he scoots you back and he unzips his pants, pulling them down to reveal his stiff hard dick under his boxers. nearly drooling, you eagerly move back up and kiss him again. you grind your hips on his lap once more, moaning into his lips at the feeling. his hand go to guide you and kneed on your ass. he groans into the kiss, you making him harder than he already was.

then, you pull away. he takes a second to look down and notices the wet spot forming on his boxers. he smirks to himself, "damn, baby you that wet?" you look away, still grinding on him. he laughs to himself at your reaction then slides his hand down, pulling your underwear to the side. this thumb finds your clit and you gasp at the sudden contact. he rubs slowly, eyes glued down. he pays attentions to the way your hips begin to buck upward at his touch. then, he slowly slides two fingers into your entrance. "o-oh fuck-!" you moan out. looking back up to you, he licks his lips and focuses on you. "like that, mama?"

you hum in response, eyes closing with pleasure. grinning, he curls his fingers and earns a louder moan sliding out your lips like butter. the sound of you and your wetness as he plays with you is music to his ears. "c-connie..." as you moan out for him, he perks up teasingly. "hm, baby?" you open your mouth to speak, and cut yourself off with another moan. "i- fuck.. i need you"

"need what, babygirl?"

you whine, knowing he's making you say it. "..need you t' fuck me, bae.."

with that, he slips his fingers out of you, bringing them to his mouth and keeping eye contact as he licks them clean. while he does this he lets you pull him out his boxers, dick springing out. you already had a feeling, but he's big. you stroke him slowly, taking notice of how he squirmed in your touch. "fuck, y/n.." his hips buck upward and his lids close for a second, slightly throwing his head back. you end up throwing off your underwear, leaving you in only your hoodie you left the house in.

"take yo time, okay?" he says softly as you lift up. you nod, and finally begin to sink down onto him. he bites his lips as he feels your slick coating him as you slide his dick into you. your hands grip his shoulders as you sit all the way down, feeling every inch of him. you both moan at the feeling. after a few seconds, you start moving up and down on him. your head falls into the crook of his neck, moaning onto his skin and sending chills down his spine. "f-fuck...baby.."

his hands find your hips, following your movements. "damn baby, just like that.. ride that shit.." you pick up the pace and your grip on him tightens. he now goes to grips your ass, helping move you up and down on all his length. "fuck-! 's so big.." you're whining and moaning into his shoulder, working yourself on him.

connie starts to move his hips in unison with you. "yeah, you like that shit? he starts grinning, looking at your face buried into him. "mhm.. love this dick.." your slick is staining his boxers even more as it drips down while you coat his dick in arousal. "i know, mama, this pussy takin' me so well... you wet f' me." he smacks your ass, earning a small gasp out of you. "look at me, ma."

you lift your head and he smiles at you, admiring your current state. "sexy as fuck.." he moves to massage your hips before pecking your lips. "love you, princess." your heart flutters, as well as your pussy, and your lips form a small smile. "love you, pa" you circle your hips on him and he hums with satisfaction, curses falling out his mouth. "yeah, just like that.. so fuckin' good.."

you ride him with intent, doing it like you had always did in your fantasies. "you feel so good.." you moan, your hole gripping him tighter. "fuck.. i know, ma, i know. takin' this dick so well."

a knot begins to form in your stomach and your eyes squint again as you look back at him. "baby, 'm gonna cum.." you moan, now moving up and down faster. in response, he begins fucking up into you at the same pace.

"mhm c'mon, nut all on this dick." your moans grow in volume and you become putty in his hands. "fuckfuckfuck!" you cry out as your eyes close shut, and you're slamming your ass down on him as you chase your high. he moans as he watches you, holding you tighter. "yeah, there you go mama..." soon, you begin writhing on him as you cream on top of him, painting his dick white. you can feel the strings of your own cum as he continues to thrust into you, reaching his own orgasm. "c-connie! fuck!"

"'m close baby, 'm close, i know." his breathes are frantic and his head is thrown back. "holy fuck, baby.. shit-!" he pulls out as he jerks himself, releasing himself on your ass. you both lay on each other, out of breath as you come down. he looks at you, a smile growing on his face. "don't you go fuckin' somebody else like that, you mine now."

you smile back tiredly, leaning in to kiss him. this kiss is slow, and loving. you pull away, "and you mine."

© rumisgf

cw: breeding,videotaping, belly bulging,

Any chance he gets he likes to watch his cum drip from your holes, his favorite being your pussy. He calls it his tight little cum bucket. He’ll chuckle a grin as he wipes any residue of cum from your fold with his cock and shove it back into your hole. 

“You know I hate being wasteful” he groans as he sinks his cock back into you. 

You can barely pull yourself together as you whine and whimper from the overstimulation. He’s so sadistic he’ll make you hold the camera up to your pussy so that you can get a view of how he fucks the cum back inside. He knows you can barely keep your eyes open so holding a camera is almost impossible at the moment. 

“Come on I thought you wanted to make a movie” he grins menacingly staring deep into the camera. 

Your moans are desperate and loud. He gives you slow long strokes just so he knows you can feel every vein and inch of his cock. 

“Tell the camera where you feel me Angel” he licks his lips eyes filled with lust.

He knows exactly where you feel him. The print of his cock fucking into you is evident.

“Right here” you slur as you place a shaky hand on your lower stomach while the other holds the camera barely able to keep your hand steady.

He places his hand there and pushes down slightly.

“That’s where our baby is gonna be” he whispers

You let out a loud moan at the pressure of his hand. The feeling is so overwhelming you almost drop the camera. 

“Don’t drop it ” he chuckles darkly “or we’ll have to start all over again” 

He pushes your legs further apart so he can shove himself deeper in between them. His thrust are steady as he fucks you. You feel your body jolt back with each rough stroke. He grabs you by the throat pulling you close to him. 

“Come, I want you to get a good view of how your pussy’s sucking my cock in”

You're trembling holding the camera up. Your moans are loud you feel the embarrassment flooding through you thinking about looking back on the video. 

“Look at that, damn near sucking me dry.” 

The squelching sounds that pair with his thrust leaving you whimpering. Everything leaves you moaning desperately. His hand grips your throat holding you up so you can get a view of how he fucks you. His cock feels so big all you can do is moan and drool at the sight of him plunging himself deep into you. He’s been fucking you for so long your voice has grown hoarse. 

“You’re so messy” he chuckles “We’re gonna have to change the sheets after this” 

His eyes are trained onto where the two of you meet watching the way your juices spray out onto him. 

“You see that baby” his grip on your throat tightens as his thrust pick up speed “She’s telling me how much she loves me”

You’re too far gone, you can barely form words. 

“Keep that camera steady, I want you to catch how pretty this pussy looks with my cum dripping out”

Gojo, Toji, Getou, Nana-fucking-mi, Matsukawa, Suna, Osamu, Kuroo, Sakusa, Kita, Tsukishima, Connie, Onyankopon, Levi