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HELLO I JUST WANTED TO SAY THE AOT CHARACTER IVKS KEEP ME UP AT NIGHT BUT ALSO HAVE MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD I ALMOST THREW UP SO THANK YOU!!!!
And!!!!
Can I ask for AOT character's as parents but like.. the stuff they do wrong that their spouse would get mad at them for and that makes ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE like??? "Why did you use a solo cup to feed Charles?" "All the bottles were dirty." I am LIVING for this stuff rn đđ
this is so fucking funny please. i love a good crack post, esp when its aot characters being stupid. here are some aot characters x stupid parent moments. also thank u for reading the icks im super glad they made you laugh ^v^Â
eren doesnt feed his babies real food. like food that will actually provide their growing bodies w nutrients and vitamins. you ask him to pack their lunch for school and you look over and see him putting in the whackiest shit: a few peanuts, a bag of cheetos, some oreos, a singular laffy-taffy. hes sick for that. also when his babies are really young and cant eat solid foods yet hes like babe can i give them a bite of pizza? can i let them try this cookie? NAURÂ
mikasa read once that talking to your baby in a normal adult voice provides faster growth and development so she refuses to talk in a baby voice or play with your kid in a child-like manner. she speaks to your baby like a normal ass person (which has its pros!) but is so fucking funny to see her converse with the 2 year old like theyre 30 and paying a mortgage. shes like âwhat would you like for a snack?â and the baby babbles complete nonsense and shes like âok, i dont understand that, can you enunciate a little more?â or the baby is making a mess and shes openly says âstop. thats annoyingâ WHAT DO U MEAN UR BABY IS BEING ANNOYING LMFAOOOOO
armin is that weird parent that doesnt let his kid watch shows like spongebob because he thinks its somehow connected to witchcraft and doesnt teach ur kid anything. like he only lets ur kid watch tv if its an educational program (fun police fr). you come home to him and ur 3 year old watching a documentary on photosynthesis. LET UR BABY WATCH SOMETHING NORMAL LIKE DORA DAMN
mentioned this before but jean lets his kids pick out their own clothes to support their decisions and encourage self expression and confidence! but the issue w that is the fact that his kid is like 5 and picks the ugliest shit that does not match....like at all.....so they leave the house looking homeless. im talking you come home and ur kid is wearing neon orange pants with brown boots and a yellow and purple blouse that says something stupid like TROUBLEMAKER <3 and ur like jean. tell me they didnt leave the house like that. (they did.)
connie complains about changing ur kids diaper every time he does it. EVERY SINGLE TIME. he still does it, but not without being such a fucking baby about it. youve been home alone watching ur baby all day and connie finally comes home and u guys are hanging out and ur like babe can you please change them im exhausted from today and hes like EW it smells so bad :/ or GROSS IT GOT ON MY HAND >:( and you can feel your eye twitching bc ur covered in baby poop and spit from the entire dayÂ
sasha openly swears around ur child and then acts dumb/surprised when they repeat her words. she doesnt even think to censor herself when ur baby cant talk yet so shes all FUCK and SHIT around the house. which is fine until your babyâs first word is bitch and shes like O.O WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT. you come home and shes like show mama/dada/whoever what you learned today! and ur baby looks you dead in ur eyes and says bitch.
reiner does puzzles with your kid but gets equally if not more frustrated than they do when he cant figure it out. theyre doing a butterfly puzzle and reiner is trying to teach them how to separate the corner and edge pieces first. once they get to the middle pieces, the two of them are putting any piece anywhere it kinda fits, trying every combination and turning each piece every which way. he starts to get overwhelmed because why is this puzzle for eight year olds so fucking hard and ur daughter notices and is like âdad, its ok, i kinda wanna play dolls instead anywaysâ
im stealing ur example w the bottle for porco because its so fucking him. so nonchalant he doesnt even think twice about it. hes like oh the bottles are all dirty? why would i LOGICALLY THINK TO WASH ONE when i could just give them formula in a plastic cup? hes so fucking stupid he doesnt understand that babies like struggle swallowing and cant sip and stuff so hes like why arent you drinking? must not be hungry :/ IDIOT
@ohrintarou submitted: HIIIII CASSIEIEEIE iâve been trying to think of an aot request and iâm thinking of being in a friend group with sasha connie and jean PDHF IT WOUDL BE SO CHAOTIC BUT KEEP DOING WHAT UR DOING ILYY AND TAKE CARE OF URSELF!!<3333
SHO SHO!! this is actually such a cute idea iâm living. ty for encouraging me to start writing on tumblr and being such a sweet friend ilysm <3
gn! reader (ofc) CW: language. again. lol.
being in a friend group with sasha braus, connie springer, and jean kirstein headcanons
PLS THIS GIF LITERALLY SUPPORTS HOW CHAOTIC THEY ARE LMAO I LOVE THEM <3
if youâre also chaotic like sasha and connie, youâd join in on their bullshit and levi would scold you guys
heâd scold jean too even if he didnât do anything bc heâs also apart of the group đ
levi: oi shut up brats whyâre you so loud so late in the night
jean: yeah guys settle down youâll get extra chores and i donât wanna hear you guys complain
levi: tch you too jean
jean: ?!?!?
if youâre more lowkey, you help jean settle the other two down when it comes to training so they donât get in trouble đđ
one of them prolly had a short, tiny, crush on you at one point.
staying up late at night talking about anything and everything together
also trying to muffle your guysâ laughs in the pillows to avoid getting caught past curfew.
sasha steals everyoneâs food so you all collectively have to restrain her to get your food back
speaking of which ^ during that scene in the gif i used, you guys would be laughing so hard at the same time when trying to get the meat out her mouth.
you still save her a couple slices of meat for when she wakes up bc you guys feel a little guilty.
connie likes to talk to you when something is bothering him and vice versa. i feel like heâs a great comfort person.
jean like to help you train if you wanna train more or need tips but heâll be so cocky.
I GET THE VIBES THAT YOUâD ALL PLATONICALLY CUDDLE SOMETIMES BC ITâS SO COMFORTING.
you guys will always have each otherâs back no matter what.
one of you are in trouble during a mission? someone is there to assist and save the other. canât sleep? someone will be there to talk until you both fall asleep.
someone is pissing one of you off? youâre all ready to beat someoneâs ass. stuck doing extra chores? theyâll be there either to keep you company or help you out.
you guys are really comfortable too. atp, youâre family and can go to each other for anything.
to rant, a laugh, share a story that happened the other day, literally anything.
PRANK WARS ON EACH OTHER
omggg and then hysterically laughing if the pranked person falls for it badly.
(if youâre a nicosha shipper (niccolo x sasha)) you three are her and niccoloâs wingmen/woman pls. (my grammar is so bad in this post iâm sorry itâs so hard lmao.)
all of you like to poke fun at her crush but youâre all happy she found someone she really loves.
ALL OF YOU TRY TO HINT AT NICCOLO THAT SHE HAS A CRUSH ON HIM TOO
(here come the protective sibling speeches when they do get together)
taking care of each other if someone gets hurt/are in the infirmary.
after missions you always look for each other to make sure everyone else is safe and okay.
YOU GUYS TELL EACH OTHER THE MOST RANDOM SHIT NO MATTER HOW DUMB IT SOUNDS
when you have off days you guys like to go to town and walk around window shopping.
and treating yourselves to good food bc you guys deserve it.
PICKING UP EACH OTHERS SLANG/MANNERISMS BC YOUâRE AROUND EACH OTHER SM ITâS SO CUTE
fights donât last long (unless itâs really serious). you guys probably make up by the end of the day or at breakfast next morning.
if youâre a short reader, you get mad at them for growing even taller. like damn you tall ass trees.
they will never let you suffer alone and same goes for you to them.
if something is bothering you or youâre upset, they will go through it with you and make sure you know youâre not alone.
lastly, no matter how upset you are with each other, or what time of the day it is, you guys will always let each other know how much you love and care of each other (no matter how cheesy it is) <3
SORRY THIS WAS LOWK VAGUE IM TRYNA PRODUCE STUFF AFTER NOT WRITING FOR LIKE A WHOLE WEEK
i hope you still enjoyed tho sho sho LOVE YOU SM <3
aot masterlist
Would the Scouts/Cadets love you as a worm?
Levi
What? What are you talking about? That's a stupid question. I mean, Y/n, a worm!? He would be super confused as to why you asked him that. He's not sure of his answer. I mean, he used to live in the underground and as a worm you would do the same thing. So he would respect you as a worm for that, but apart from that, no he would not love you as this disgusting, slimy little creature.
Erwin
Yes, he would love you as a worm. He does find the question a bit strange but he will love you no matter what shape or form. Gets scared that he might step on you or not give you a good plant to live with but you reassure him immediately that you are not going to be a worm. Very relieved after you tell him, he can't handle more stress.
Hange
OMG YES SHE WOULD LOVE YOU AS A WORM! Immediately starts making little worm jumpers for you to sleep in. Knowing Hange, she would probably end up turning you into one in one of her experiments. She's preparing now just in case it happens. You tell her it probably won't but she's already got a collection of little rocks for you to explore in and a selection of plants for you to rest and live in.
Eren
Y/n, why would you ask this? He finds worms gross, they are all slimy and wiggly and just overall disgusting. Says he would try and love you as a worm but he just can't! He would love to carry you in his pocket though so you can stay with him fighting titans.
Mikasa
Yes, yes she would love you. You're her precious darling and she can't risk you getting hurt! So as a worm, she is going to be extra protective. Realises that this won't happen but tells you she would protect you at all costs, she even promised to sew a little pocket into her scarf so you are always with her and she can save you when you need it.
Armin
Absolutely! Gets terrified at the thought of stepping on you or harming you in any way! Being the smart boy he is, he gets a plan together just in case this incident ever happens. When he goes to the market, he buys small bits of cotton wool to make small pillows for you. Starts telling you that you would be an adorable worm.
Jean
Ew disgusting! He wants you so stay just the way you are. Don't even think about becoming a worm! Who is he going to vent to about his fights with Eren!? Immediately told you no. He would care for you but not in the same way. He's a bit creeped out by the question but you reassure him it's alright and that you wouldn't love him as a worm either. Now he's offended.
Connie
Just laughs. Begins to take the mickey out of you for asking such a thing. Admits he would through amused tears and later gives you a small plant as a present. He asks you if you would love him as a worm to, of course you say yes! You have just successfully made his day.
Sasha
If it's possible, she'll love you even more! Very confused about the question at first but gets happy at the thought of you being her precious little worm. With a lot of experience in the wilderness, she's going to make sure she only has the best for you! Plenty of water, fertile soil, pillows, luscious plants and lots of food. Peppers you in kisses when you tell her you would do the same for her.
Marco
He would adore you as a worm! Says that he would always carry you in his hands to keep you from harm and to have you close to him. Would tell Jean about you and stroke along your little worm body to get you to sleep. Promises to take care of you and make you comfy!
Historia
That's so silly of you to ask Y/n! Of course she would love you! Says that she would show you to everyone and make a little garden for you. Promises that if this ever happens, she would get Hange to turn her into a worm so she can be with you in the same way.
Ymir
That's fucking disgusting. Says she would squish you just to see your reaction. Starts to get a bit mean at you for asking that but in a playful way. Not only does she laugh and mock you, but she would tell everyone just to make you embarrassed! Don't worry though, she will pay you back with plenty of kisses.
Reiner
Emotionally he wouldn't be able to handle it. Why would you ask that!? One of the things he loves the most about you are your hugs, how can he give you a hug if you're a worm!? He would crush you. If you were a worm though, he would still be very attached to you. Bless him, he's about to cry just thinking about it!
Bertholdt
Has no idea what to say. One of the most confused about your question but decides to be polite and say yes. He would love you anyway but worms gross him out a lot! Poor boy doesn't want to hurt your feelings by saying no so he will just tell you he would love you just as much.
Annie
Just stares and walks away. When you see her later you ask her again but she just doesn't say anything. It's not because she wouldn't love you as a worm, it's just that she has no idea what to say to you! Definitely thinks her answer through carefully because she doesn't want to make you sad. Her ultimate answer is just a shrug, don't be to surprised though. Gives you a head pat and just leaves again.
A/N~My first post! Hope you all enjoyed it! â€
What I would give the Cadets + Scouts + Warriors for their Birthdays
Eren
A toothbrush.
Armin
Sea shells and pictures of me enjoying the ocean.
Mikasa
Scarf cleaning stuff and nail clippers.
Jean
A saddle and a book on how to train horses, with a mirror inside.
Connie
A hair brush and scissors.
Sasha
A coupon to get free food anywhere for a week.
Historia
A plastic tiara and tea set.
Ymir
How To Be A Good Lesbian For Dummies.
Levi
A Scrub Daddy and The Pink Stuff.
Erwin
A book on Dad jokes and a pair of tweezers.
Hange
Underwear with my face all over it and a few chemical beakers.
Reiner
A coupon to get his breast size measured and a free bra.
Bertholdt
Deodorant.
Annie
A punching bag with boxing gloves.
Zeke
A sense of humor and throwing lessons.
Pieck
A single pillow.
Porco
A coupon to get free haircuts for a year.
Colt
Wine glasses and a nice jacket.
Jean, Connie, and Sasha with an s/o that has acne
Modern Au
Jean:
Jean was one of the sweetest boys you ever met and he always let you know how much he loved and appreciated you. While his loving words would always make you flustered, that still didn't get rid of your own insecurities. You've had back acne ever since you were a young teen and no matter what products you used, they wouldn't go away. They were super noticable and you felt that when people looked at you they only saw your acne. You came back from finishing your afternoon college classes to only look at yourself in the bathroom mirror and cry. Jean was out catching up with some friends but you thought he was going to be out almost the rest of the day. What you didn't expect was for Jean to knock on the door cause he was home early. "(Y/n)? Can I come in?" You wiped your tears as you opened the door to see your boyfriend with a concerned look. He hugged you knowing that you were upset and laid you both down on your shared bed. "Baby, what's wrong? I heard you crying in there and I wanted to make sure you were okay." You were afraid to tell Jean thinking that your worry was something so dumb. "It's nothing important, don't worry about it Jean." Jean furrowed his eyebrows and said "If you were crying about it, then it must be something important. It's not dumb to cry over something that's upsetting you. I won't judge you for anything you're sad over." Jean's comforting words made it a bit better so you just decided to tell him what was up. "It's just, I have really bad acne on my face and it just makes me look ugly. I wish I could be beautiful like all those models I see on Instagram with flawless skin." Jean made eye contact with you as he looked at you serious. "Now, I'm going to stop you right there. You? Not beautiful? Give me a break." He huffed as he continued. "You're one of the most beautiful girls I've ever known in my life. Why do you think I dated you? You're beautiful, flaws and all. Who cares if you have acne? It's a natural thing and even the most perfect looking people have flaws." Your eyes widened at his words. "(Y/n), I love you and if I have to let you know how beautiful you are every single day, you bet I'll do it." You teared up at how sweet your boyfriend was. You're so grateful for him in your life. You kissed Jean on the lips feeling the tears run down your cheeks. "Thank you Jean." Jean and you cuddled the whole night only whispering sweet nothings in your ear.
Connie:
Connie was almost like your best friend. Sometimes it didn't seem like he was your boyfriend but you still loved the hell out of him. But that didn't help with your face that had pure flaws. The acne on your face made your mood go down at the worst times and you hated it. It was a Friday night and you and Connie would go out of the way to have a date night by watching movies or binge watching some of your favorite shows. While those dates always made you feel happy, you weren't feeling the best today due to your insecurities. While Connie was making his typical jokes, he noticed your change of behavior and how you weren't laughing or joking around with him. "Hey, is something bothering you?" Connie asked. You noticed your boyfriend paused the movie to talk to you. "Nothing much, just that the main female lead is so pretty and flawless. I'm so ugly compared to her.. Not a big deal though." You shrugged off what you said. Connie let out a gasp as he quickly pulled you in for a tight hug. "(Y/n)! Why would you say something like that?! You know you're gorgeous right?" You hugged your boyfriend back with a saddened expression. "It's just, my acne is awful and I've been breaking out." Connie looked at you with his golden eyes as he said, "So? Acne doesn't make you ugly (Y/n). You're a human just like everyone else. No one is perfect." Connie proceeded to get up from the couch to go and retrieve something from upstairs. When he got back, he held two facemasks for the two of you to use. "How about we use these babe? To make you feel better?" You smiled as you nodded. Connie always knew how to make you happy.
Sasha:
You and Sasha were getting ready to go out to a new restaurant that just opened not too far from your apartment. You spent the past 15 minutes getting dressed in a nice outfit to look beautiful enough for the night. Although your outfit was nice, your face wasn't that appealing to look at. Sasha was in kind of a rush so she rushed into the room so you both can leave. "Come on (Y/n)!! I really wanna try this new restaurant!! I heard their barbecue is to die for!!" Sasha drooled at the thought of the delicious food. "Okay, Sasha. Can you just give me a few more minutes to put some quick makeup on?" Sasha grabbed your hand to pull you out of the confined space. "(Y/n)! You look fine! Plus I'm starving so let's just go!" You aggressively pulled from her grasp and yelled, "NO!" Sasha was a bit surprised at your outburst but could catch the tears welling up in your eyes. "Sweetheart, what's wrong? You're clearly upset about something and I want to make you feel better." You held yourself tightly as you said, "I don't want to go out without wearing makeup. I just want to hide all the ugliness on my face." Sasha's mouth went wide as she said, "Ugly?! (Y/n), you're far from ugly." You laughed sarcastically. "If I wasn't ugly I wouldn't have all this acne on my face." "(Y/n), acne doesn't make you ugly. It's a natural thing to get. Heck, even I break out from time to time. It's a normal thing and even with your flaws you're still my gorgeous girl." You don't know how but Sasha's kind words made your heart flutter. You looked up at her with a surprised face as you questioned, "You really mean it?" Sasha laughed. "I mean every word sweetie." You ran up to your girlfriend and gave her the warmest hug in the world, grateful for her in your life. "Now, come on (Y/n). Let's eat, I made reservations."
Mikasa, Sasha, and Hanji with body insecure s/o
Sometimes we'll feel down in the dumps about our bodies. I had (and still kinda have) this problem myself so this hits home. Hope you enjoy <3 All body types are beautiful
Mikasa:
You were quietly sitting on the couch watching some TV as you waited for your girlfriend to get back home. She was at the gym exercising and you just wanted her back home to cuddle you. Those thoughts came to a halt as you finally heard the door unlock and Mikasa walked in. "Hey babe. How's your day?" She gave you a peck on the cheek as she walked in with some bags in her hands. Truthfully, you haven't been doing so hot. You've been starting to notice how much bigger you'd looked compared to Mikasa and it was eating you up when you saw the pictures you had with her. "I've been alright. How was your workout Kasa?" The black haired girl nodded and said, "Good." As Mikasa answered she got what was in her bags out and it seemed to be of some ingredients for a spaghetti dinner. She knew how much you loved it but you weren't in the mood to eat it currently. "Oh Kasa. You didn't have to buy this. I'm not hungry anyway." Your girlfriend gave you a confused look before saying, "How come? Did you already eat?" You didn't reply before giving her a fake smile and looking down at the floor. Your girlfriend went over to you and put your body in her arms. "I've noticed you've been barely eating. Not eating enough isn't a diet and you need to remember that a healthy diet means a lot of good food." You nodded in her chest through your tears and Mikasa wiped them for you. "I know Kasa. It's just hard not to compare myself to you and think I'm bigger." Your girlfriend looked at you in the eyes. "It's not good to compare yourself to me (Y/n). You're perfect to me just the way you are. If you want to diet, at least eat enough food and eat healthy. I'll do it with you." Her words made you a feel bit better. "Okay. Thanks Kasa." The girl smiled at you before starting the dinner.
Sasha:
Sasha prepared to have a date night with you at home but not before grabbing and buying a ton of unhealthy snacks and junk food for the night. Once Sasha arrived at your apartment with all the treats you suddenly tensed up noticing all the unhealthy food she bought for the two of you. You didn't want to tell Sasha about the diet you were on and that you were heavily avoiding all kinds of unhealthy food. Sasha was always a big eater and you didn't want to stop her at all knowing that was her choice. You were jealous of the fact that she was able to eat all that junk and not gain a single pound. Sasha grabbed the remote as she had a slice of pizza in her mouth where she put on one of your favorite shows to binge. Sasha noticed you weren't grabbing anything from the snacks so she decided to offer you something. "You want any pizza baby? There's some fries too if you want to grab some." You lightly chuckled before saying, "It's okay Sasha. You can eat it all. I'll get fat from this." Sasha's shoulder went down a bit before grabbing a slice of pizza and putting it to your mouth. "(Y/n). It's okay to eat unhealthy from time to time. You won't get fat just because you eat like this for a night." You looked away from the food offering hoping she would take it away. "Sorry. Not everyone has such a high metabolism like you do." Sasha never looked more serious in her life. "My body doesn't matter and it shouldn't matter to you baby. We all have different bodies and your body is your own. You're beautiful no matter what you do with your own. It doesn't hurt to cave in to some junk food from time to time. Just take care of yourself." Sasha was hoping her speech would at least get you a little confidence and get you to take care of yourself. You listened closely to her words. "Well, guess all this food can't go to waste then." You both laughed as you digged in to the food.
Hanji:
Erwin invited everyone to go to the beach together so Hanji thought it would be a good idea to go shopping for some swimsuits. While you were excited for the get together, you weren't looking forward to shopping and wearing a swimsuit. You felt embarrassed and insecure about your body and you didn't want to show it off where everyone could see. As you and Hanji were looking through the racks, Hanji found this two piece black bikini and knew that it was meant for you. But you refused to even try it on. "Come on (Y/n)! You would look so good in it! At least try it on!" You were so stubborn and still refused to their request. "No Hanji. I don't want to wear it." Hanji pleaded you with those damn puppy eyes and said, "You don't have to buy it, at least just try it on. For me, please?" You sighed as you grabbed the bikini from Hanji's hand. "Fine." Hanji jumped for joy as you walked to the fitting room to go try it on with Hanji following behind you. As you put on the swimsuit, you walked to show your lover. "Oh my gosh.. you look so beautiful! It was made for you." Your cheeks felt hot as they said that and you just shook your head. "Not at all. You're just saying that Hanji." Hanji came to you and whispered in your ear, "I mean it (Y/n)." You checked yourself out in the mirror and the swimsuit was cute. Maybe you felt a bit better about yourself especially after hearing Hanji's words. "Fine. I'll buy it. But. I'm getting a cover up too." Hanji nodded and smiled at you. A baby step was better than no step at all.
luciâs masterlist
đŠą: smut đ©°: fluff đ: angst
attack on titan
â„ mikasa ackerman
â„ïž â academic rival + bully!mikasa đŠą
â„ sasha braus
â„ïž â pussy starved!sasha đŠą
â„ historia reiss
â„ïž â nothing here yet
â„ annie leonhardt
â„ïž â nothing here yet
â„ ymir
â„ïž â nothing here yet
â„ pieck finger
â„ïž â nothing here yet
the last of us
â„ ellie williams
â„ïž â nothing here yet
â„ abby anderson
â„ïž â nothing here yet
life is strange
â„ chloe price
â„ïž â nothing here yet
â„ rachel amber
â„ïž â nothing here yet
arcane
â„ caitlyn kiramman
â„ïž â nothing here yet
yellowjackets
â„ natalie scatorccio
â„ïž â nothing here yet
11:14pm...
imagine them dancing to ariana grande's fantasize, full energy, disgustingly serving cunt flawlessly and making sure your eyes were on them. not caring about how their movements sent a pang of heat and desire shooting down between your legs and the urge to fold them like a lawn chair to rail them until their brain melts....
they just wanted to show you how well they can learn a simple dance and they ate that shit up... đ€·ââïž
(if y'all don't know what I'm talking abt just look up the song's TikTok dance-)
MIKASA, PIECK, Annie, Sasha, Hange, Momo, Mina, Mirko(?) + ur faves
@ohrintarou submitted: HIIIII CASSIEIEEIE iâve been trying to think of an aot request and iâm thinking of being in a friend group with sasha connie and jean PDHF IT WOUDL BE SO CHAOTIC BUT KEEP DOING WHAT UR DOING ILYY AND TAKE CARE OF URSELF!!<3333
SHO SHO!! this is actually such a cute idea iâm living. ty for encouraging me to start writing on tumblr and being such a sweet friend ilysm <3
gn! reader (ofc) CW: language. again. lol.
being in a friend group with sasha braus, connie springer, and jean kirstein headcanons
PLS THIS GIF LITERALLY SUPPORTS HOW CHAOTIC THEY ARE LMAO I LOVE THEM <3
if youâre also chaotic like sasha and connie, youâd join in on their bullshit and levi would scold you guys
heâd scold jean too even if he didnât do anything bc heâs also apart of the group đ
levi: oi shut up brats whyâre you so loud so late in the night
jean: yeah guys settle down youâll get extra chores and i donât wanna hear you guys complain
levi: tch you too jean
jean: ?!?!?
if youâre more lowkey, you help jean settle the other two down when it comes to training so they donât get in trouble đđ
one of them prolly had a short, tiny, crush on you at one point.
staying up late at night talking about anything and everything together
also trying to muffle your guysâ laughs in the pillows to avoid getting caught past curfew.
sasha steals everyoneâs food so you all collectively have to restrain her to get your food back
speaking of which ^ during that scene in the gif i used, you guys would be laughing so hard at the same time when trying to get the meat out her mouth.
you still save her a couple slices of meat for when she wakes up bc you guys feel a little guilty.
connie likes to talk to you when something is bothering him and vice versa. i feel like heâs a great comfort person.
jean like to help you train if you wanna train more or need tips but heâll be so cocky.
I GET THE VIBES THAT YOUâD ALL PLATONICALLY CUDDLE SOMETIMES BC ITâS SO COMFORTING.
you guys will always have each otherâs back no matter what.
one of you are in trouble during a mission? someone is there to assist and save the other. canât sleep? someone will be there to talk until you both fall asleep.
someone is pissing one of you off? youâre all ready to beat someoneâs ass. stuck doing extra chores? theyâll be there either to keep you company or help you out.
you guys are really comfortable too. atp, youâre family and can go to each other for anything.
to rant, a laugh, share a story that happened the other day, literally anything.
PRANK WARS ON EACH OTHER
omggg and then hysterically laughing if the pranked person falls for it badly.
(if youâre a nicosha shipper (niccolo x sasha)) you three are her and niccoloâs wingmen/woman pls. (my grammar is so bad in this post iâm sorry itâs so hard lmao.)
all of you like to poke fun at her crush but youâre all happy she found someone she really loves.
ALL OF YOU TRY TO HINT AT NICCOLO THAT SHE HAS A CRUSH ON HIM TOO
(here come the protective sibling speeches when they do get together)
taking care of each other if someone gets hurt/are in the infirmary.
after missions you always look for each other to make sure everyone else is safe and okay.
YOU GUYS TELL EACH OTHER THE MOST RANDOM SHIT NO MATTER HOW DUMB IT SOUNDS
when you have off days you guys like to go to town and walk around window shopping.
and treating yourselves to good food bc you guys deserve it.
PICKING UP EACH OTHERS SLANG/MANNERISMS BC YOUâRE AROUND EACH OTHER SM ITâS SO CUTE
fights donât last long (unless itâs really serious). you guys probably make up by the end of the day or at breakfast next morning.
if youâre a short reader, you get mad at them for growing even taller. like damn you tall ass trees.
they will never let you suffer alone and same goes for you to them.
if something is bothering you or youâre upset, they will go through it with you and make sure you know youâre not alone.
lastly, no matter how upset you are with each other, or what time of the day it is, you guys will always let each other know how much you love and care of each other (no matter how cheesy it is) <3
SORRY THIS WAS LOWK VAGUE IM TRYNA PRODUCE STUFF AFTER NOT WRITING FOR LIKE A WHOLE WEEK
i hope you still enjoyed tho sho sho LOVE YOU SM <3
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ERENS REPLY I CANT AHAHAHHA
CONNIE, SASHA + JEAN BESTIE TEXTS
warnings: swearing, mentions of sex acts, connies loud ass
things to know: the scouts (you connie, jean, sasha, mikasa, eren and armin) live together!!, modern au, hinted eremika, hinted jean x reader.
note: was bored and needed to put something out <3 but yeah this was fun hope you enjoy! reblogs are greatly appreciated <3
hotboyissei 2021
Male reader x calamity trio fanfic idea.
