Mild Nsft - Tumblr Posts
You know, I've been writing a lot of fics where Alphy absolutely rails Mono, but I have a little fic idea tumbling around in my head where it's just him and Saie hanging out in the new manor after Mono finished building it, and being too scared to go into the basement because of an ominous red glow and a horrific noise neither one of them can describe.
"You know, there isn't a zero per cent chance that Mono has a voidsent in there."
It's literally just the boiler.
And later Mono's like, "I'm so glad you two are getting along, but you're both the dumbest people I've ever met. Also, luv, your immigration papers are down there, and I'm not getting them out for you. Good luck, ya baby."
Mono: *Decks the house out with magitek*
Alphy and/or Saie: "WHAT IS THIS?"
There literally isn't anything funnier than them losing their minds over a toaster oven.
And a little angst just because.
Estinien is not and has never really been someone in tune with feelings, whether they be his own or someone else's.
Alphinaud, being him, eventually has his own feelings bubble over and he confesses to Estinien. In a very long, unnecessarily long, string of almost gibberish because he has to get it all out and if he stops he'll lose steam and shut up completely.
So he spends a good fifteen minutes spilling his heart out to Estinien, staring right into his soul the entire time. And Estinien being Estinien responds with, "Okay."
Just. "Okay."
Alphinaud, understandably thinking that means Estinien does not reciprocate his feelings (he does), just goes, "Oh. Very well. Apologies for that," tears welling up, and he bolts.
And he avoids Estinien. Despite his best efforts to find him so he can clear shit up. Thankfully, they happen to show up at the same tavern, and Estinien manages to convince Alphinaud to have a drink with him. And he explains that he did take in everything Alphinaud said to him, he's just Bad At That Specifically.
They get a little drunk and then have nasty sex.
And some Mono/Alphy/Estinien because I'm also thinking about them.
Mono, being a Lalafell, is very easy to pick up. But ne is also a solid 65 ponzes.
Yes, Estinien uses nem as a projectile, and usually his target is Alphinaud. Mono finds it hilarious. Alphinaud does not.
Mono also likes to be picked up and have them both squish nir face into their pecs because uhhhhh boobies.
Carnal need
Going crazy over here I need to watch his pupils expand and his back arch yall don't understand
My brain 1/10 times when I think about sex I will have in the future: My pp is around -3.6 inches