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Fuck it - Cholly [Toon Yan] + Flirty Mime Darling. Mime Darling is a fellow toon originating from a banned cartoon in which they are a dancer. The reason for the ban was due to the mime's performance being too provocative for the changing times. A certain rabbit manages to get their paws on one of the last remaining copies of the short locked away in a company vault and immediately falls held over heels for the mime. Front row seat at every single one of their shows. Eventually pulls the mime straight out of their cartoon and into the real world with them to help freshen up their act, and take them on a tour of what the new world has to offer. Leaves sticky notes around the higher ups offices as a small nod to bring their Angel back into a modern spotlight [with some minor changes to their design - despite how much it pains Cholly to see those pretty legs covered up]

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Cholly: If my facts were are accurate - you were locked away for being too attractive?

Mime Darling: [sad nods] :(

Cholly: Now that I'm getting a good look at you... They might've been right-

Mime Darling: ?!

Cholly: -cuz I can't take my eyes off ya for a second.

Mime Darling: :0!.... <3 [kisses Cholly's cheek]

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Cholly: I know we gotta keep things PG on screen, but there nothin' stopping us from having a little fun out here, aye - Doll?

[Mime Darling takes Cholly's hands - cuffing them together with an invisible chain. They steal the rabbit's scarf from their shoulders, tying it around their own neck]

Mime Darling: ;)

Cholly, sweating so much it looks like they'll melt: I was just gonna suggest holding hands without wearing our gloves, but this is a way better alternative

How would the murder clown gang react to mine darling just cursing them out in ASL/sign language?

Depends on the clown. Here are a few examples -

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Murder Clown: I don't care how much you whine - you're not going anywhere by yourself.

Mime Darling, signing: "BITCH"

Murder Clown, closing their eyes: Gonna pretend I didn't see that.

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Murder Clown: Which one of you mother...FUCKERS TAUGHT MY LITTLE ANGEL THIS TYPE OF LANGUAGE!?

Mime Darling: "SHIT." "FUCK."

Murder Clown, gently taking their hands - tears smudging their makeup as they sob: Please...stop....

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Murder Clown: Quit squirmin'! It's easy to lose you in a crowd - just let me carry you!

Mime Darling: "FUCK YOU!"

Murder Clown: You little- [sets mime Darling down and signs back at them] DO IT THEN

[Mime Darling and the Murder Clown proceed to have a heated argument while sirens blare outside the building they're in.]

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Murder Clown: Don't swear.

Mime Darling: "AS-"

[Murder Clown takes Darling hand and removes their glove - licking the mime's palm and drenching it in their saliva]

Mime Darling: [stares at them in horror]

Murder Clown: Warned you.

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Murder Clown: Naughty! No more golden stickers for you until you behave better

[Mime Darling fakes tears]

Murder Clown: That won't work on me twice, deary~