How Would The Murder Clown Gang React To Mine Darling Just Cursing Them Out In ASL/sign Language?

How would the murder clown gang react to mine darling just cursing them out in ASL/sign language?

Depends on the clown. Here are a few examples -

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Murder Clown: I don't care how much you whine - you're not going anywhere by yourself.

Mime Darling, signing: "BITCH"

Murder Clown, closing their eyes: Gonna pretend I didn't see that.

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Murder Clown: Which one of you mother...FUCKERS TAUGHT MY LITTLE ANGEL THIS TYPE OF LANGUAGE!?

Mime Darling: "SHIT." "FUCK."

Murder Clown, gently taking their hands - tears smudging their makeup as they sob: Please...stop....

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Murder Clown: Quit squirmin'! It's easy to lose you in a crowd - just let me carry you!

Mime Darling: "FUCK YOU!"

Murder Clown: You little- [sets mime Darling down and signs back at them] DO IT THEN

[Mime Darling and the Murder Clown proceed to have a heated argument while sirens blare outside the building they're in.]

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Murder Clown: Don't swear.

Mime Darling: "AS-"

[Murder Clown takes Darling hand and removes their glove - licking the mime's palm and drenching it in their saliva]

Mime Darling: [stares at them in horror]

Murder Clown: Warned you.

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Murder Clown: Naughty! No more golden stickers for you until you behave better

[Mime Darling fakes tears]

Murder Clown: That won't work on me twice, deary~

Chapter I : Unwanted

Yandere! Poly! King's Maker x Transmigrated!chubby! reader

Warning: poly, pedophilia , forced marriage, forced affection, murder , death , transmigration, mention of physical and mental abuse

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You were brought to the palace from your broken remnant of what you had called home. After knowing that you were the lost younger princess of the kingdom you saw every one in the kingdom happy that the "lost princess is found".

Claded in the finest of the silk you have ever seen in this or the past two lives you were not happy.You should've been happy if this all was in reality because they loved you.....You have been happy just like your previous life if you had not known that all this was only a veil to save the real daughter your half sister how was borned with the blessings of god's.

Which you knew was fake ....

You were not from this world but you never were able to remember from were you came you only saw the memories of your past life in your dreams in which you saw yourself reading a novel.And in that novel there was a pitiful character she was born by the maid of the imperial family the drunk Emperor to hide his sin threw the maid pregnant with his child out.

The daughter of the maid was blessed by the gods power .When the imperial family knew of this they brought the kid in and kept her in the dark showing her fake love and telling the public that the 1st princess the kids older half sister has awakened her powers.

They used the kids power till the end and found how to transfer the powers to the older one. After they succeed they showed her their true colour and when the child broke they threw her leaving her to die.You were that unfortunate kid in that novel now.

You were not knowing about anything in the first life here in this world.Oh how happy you were when you were dressed up in the past life so bubbly jumping like a rabbit so excited.... You still remember the pain you suffer from consumption of the medicine and chemicals used to help transfer your power for her..

The way you stood in her shadow when she was praised by the people for being an angel ....You tried to ask you no good father but you were always told that it's to keep you safe .You being you always nodded you never were suspicious of them till the day you died.

When to get took you out for the first time to hunting competition.When you were in the deep forest you were push towards the pack of wolfs.you thought to use your powers but then only you realised the truth ....

The potions they used on you saying it to replanish your energy were not for your energy but to transfer your powers to her. They were not happy even with that... When you somehow returned they threw you in the dungeon saying you were a dark witch who tried to stole the kingdom's only princess's power.

You were ordered to be executed..

A night before the execution when you were given poison by your brother the crown Prince to die.You remembered the pain you felt your body burning you head pounding.You were crying and sobbing praying no... Literally begging the gods to show mercy.. to save you.

To give you back your power , that what wrong have you done to suffer this all??

Which prayer for god's have you faked??

And with that you lost you conciousness feeling a pair of arms encircling around you.When you opened your eyes you saw it was the day you were brought to the imperial palace .

You were a little shocked because it seemed like noone in the imperial family had found about your powers.Now you were sitting in your room clad in silk going to be presented to the king your father.

When you were called in the throne room you looked at the king ( as you don't want to call someone like him father) waiting for you.He looked you and you looked at him and bowed to him saying

"No need of the honorific I'm your father." He told you.

"As you know that we surrendered to the neighbouring Kingdom,the king had asked for princess as a reward. "

"As you know you older sister is born sickly and can die , it is your duty to do your part as a responsible younger sister."

"So we are sending you as gift in her place."

Then you heard what Isabelle said while smirking.

"Don't worry little sister , I have heard he is a quite noble man and is very generous."

"If he liked you you can become his queen or even nth mistress."

This never happened in the last life..

So you were confused but yes you had heard before your death that the king of Goldenleonard was not a good person as he had sexual relationship with children who were younger than you.

Your body shivered at the thought.

These people are truly evil , they brought you just to send you to a place worse than hell?? But you can't say anything because if you will stay here they will somehow know about you powers.It may be safer for you to agree and go to the neighbouring Kingdom.

Because as far as you have heard the king of Goldenleonard was intrested in male child not female. And more over you were past the age he like to have sexual relationship with. The you asked the king ( your father) to be excused as you need to pack to depart.

But you where even more disgusted when the your father told you that the things are already packed and you are going to depart in the evening.

The king told you to rest as its going to be a long day for you tomorrow.You got back in your room and were trying not to cry .

Why ?? Why have you ever been borned??

Just to suffer??

You then thought about your power.

Are your power still with you?? Or you are just useless??

You picked up the tea cup in your room and crushed it with your hand with which you were holding it. It broke with the tiny ceremic pieces breaking through your skin causing you to bleed.

You then let the broken pieces fall on the ground .You put your other uninjured hand on the injured one and chanted healing spells.You opened your eyes watching your hand getting healed.

Your powers were with you .

You sighed, you will survive in this life .

You will do anything to live a nice life this time.

Even if it means that you had to kill the pedophile king or your father. Or even if it means killing the whole empire.

Suddenly the door to your room brust open and an older maid came running inside the room. You remembered her she wa the nanny of the older princess.

She tormented you in last life.She got to you and started nagging .

"What have you done you filthy rat??"

"Do you know how much the cup costs??"

You knew she liked when you begged her to forgive you and not to tell father and she was right now waiting for you to beg . But when you slapped her she was stunned. You looked into her eyes and said .

" You mean that a cup is more important than life of a royal family member??"

"Very bold of you to disrespect a princess when you are under me."

"You are just an illigitimate child that the king is going to throw anyway..."

*Oh really !!???"

"because if something happens to me then the older sister be the one who will be sent instead of me..."

"Are you still saying that cup is important than my life??"

"Just think if father will know that I got hurt because you; who was incharge of my caretaking was not careful or ..."

"That you disrespected me.."

"You will be hanged to death."

"Now if you love your life then clean the floor and get out of here."

Your eyes shining golden.

She looked at you as if she never thought something like this can happen.

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[Slasher Reader loses victim Yan in the woods]

Slasher Reader: Damn it...You always make me do this.... [Lifts up their mask slightly] Put your head on my shoulder~

[Nearby] "Hold me in your arms~... Shit"

[Slasher Reader, pulls their mask back down]

Victim Yan, leaping from the bushes: Oh fuck, oh fuck-

Slasher Reader: Squeeze me oh-so tight~ Wouldn't what you'd like me to do to you, sweetheart?

Victim Yan: Yes!-wait- No! Fuckfuckfuck - Why do you have to have the voice of an angel?!

Boat boys obsessed with each other // Hermitcraft Animatic

I'm so happy Joel joined Hermitcraft, I love these silly interactions so much THE SILLIESSSS

Hope you guys enjoy >:D

The reason why I put the disclaimer in, just in case you're wondering

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I have to put the disclaimer in because I'm worried people gonna take the wrong idea and think I publishing shipping content on very much more accessible place that cc might find it aka Youtube

(Which I'm not, This animatic is silly friends doing bits and having fun)

So just in case, some people were about to be a jerk, I have to put it there

I just want to share this animatic with people who also enjoy them and If some people don't like it, just look away and move on, learn a basic internet experience

Have a great day >:D

would you still love me if i was a

[bavis gavis voice] happy post-white day you sick Fucks.

tags: gender neutral reader, established relationship, fluff, crack treated seriously, inspired by fulgur’s white day stream, maybe canon compliant?

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

It takes Fulgur some time to weigh the question after you repeat it again. Even so, it’s less of the sweet thoughtfulness you were hoping for and more just trying to wrap his head around it.

He’s so confused that not only does he look away from his computer screen, but he pivots his chair around entirely to face you. “…A worm.”

“Yeah.”

"Like a pest? Or a vermin."

"If you wanna call them that, sure."

“Why would you turn into a worm?”

“I dunno, maybe I’m secretly Gregor Samsa?”

“What does Kafka have to do with anything?” He pinches the bridge of his nose. “You spend a lot of time thinking about things that don’t matter.”

“Hey, it does too matter.”

“Kafkaism is fiction that reflects the surrealism of reality. We’re not fictional.”

“Cap.”

“What do you mean, cap, I’m a real— oh, never mind.” He pinches his nose again, and this time you must’ve gotten under his skin, because he even lifts his glasses up to rest on his head as he looks at you. “Why are you asking me about worms?”

“No context allowed! I’m suddenly a worm. Would you still love me, yes or no?”

“Why would I have to answer? You’re not turning into a worm.”

“You don’t know me.”

“Wh—“ Fulgur stares at you. “Yes, I do?! I live with you!”

You look off to the side and smirk. “Heh. You don’t even know about my double-life as a decomposer.”

“The only decomposing you do is when you lay in bed for three hours on your phone.”

“Fuu! Answer now!”

“No comment!”

“You are so unromantic!”

“You’re just now realizing this?!”

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This is ironic.

Delightfully so.

Not exactly as you imagined, however. Rather than a worm, right in front of you is…

“Please don’t make this any worse than it is, Reader.”

A small seahorse, prostrated on the ground and somehow capable of breathing despite being very much above air. The gray ponytail and stubble around his snout was jarring, but there’s no mistaking the lifeline of red around his eye.

You let out the fourth-loudest laugh of your life, effectively wrecking Fulgur’s request before you even accepted it.

You cackle for some time until your side hurts and you tear up. Seahorse Fulgur levitates up to eye-level (somehow??) as you wipe your watery eyes. “Are you still mad…?”

“Mad?" You ask. "Why would I be mad?”

He hesitates. “The worm thing?”

It takes you a moment to remember the conversation you had almost exactly a week ago. You haven’t forgotten it nor how amused you were during it, but who’s to say the feeling was mutual?

Your lips press together. Did you misread the situation? “No, I wasn’t mad at all. It’s a silly question with silly answers.”

“Oh.” Fulgur sounds almost as small as his seahorse body, just the right size to cup your hands around him. Your fingers serve as a headrest. "Well, now I feel silly, too."

"It's okay, I don't mind. It was funny watching you get confused even if I didn't get an answer." You pat him on the head with a finger. "I'd still love you even if you were a seahorse, though."

Fulgur shuts his eyes. "You're making fun of me."

"A little."

"Would you let up if I answered the worm thing?"

"Maaaaybe." You pat him on the head again. "It doesn't matter now, we just need to find Legatus."

"Well, I would," Fulgur admits.

"Pardon?"

"Even if you're a worm," the seahorse says. He lays flat along your palm, yet his tail stretches out, wrapping around the edge of your thumb. Can seahorses blush?

You'd like to put that question to the test. "Full sentences, please, Fuu."

"I'd love you even if you were a worm," Fulgur says, and even with a snout and two beady eyes, you can just hear the way he presses his lips together and averts his gaze, dedicated to whenever he says it and all the courage he has to muster to be honest.

If he knew how he had you wrapped around his finger when he gets this shy he'd never let you hear the end of it, and still never be able to abuse that privilege. He's true to himself, even if it's at the expense of his pride.

So the urge to tease passes. Instead, you lift your hand up to your lips, press a kiss onto your fingers, and poke him gently on the side of his face. "Let's get you fixed up, Fuu."

"Please." His tail tightens around your thumb. "I'm afraid if we wait any longer I might give birth."

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✧. ┊ masterpost ✧. ┊ kofi

Till My Legs Give Out ~ Mitsuya Takashi

Summary: Mitsuya was walking to your house when he comes across a group of boys picking on someone, only to find it was you.

Content warning: minor violence but nothing too detailed, harassment (but Mitsuya kicks their ass, so don’t worry) swearing.

Today was like no other day for you and Mitsuya. You had planned to go out for lunch, and then walk around town with him before eventually departing as he had a Toman meeting to attend.

You couldn’t help but get excited thinking about seeing your lover who was currently on the way to your place to pick you up. You waited outside for his arrival, a smile on your face while humming along to a random tune in your head.

While you were distracted a group of older boys had approached you with evil smirks on their faces. “Hey beautiful, where are you off to?” One of the boys asked while the other three snickered behind him. It was obvious that this boy that had called out to you was the self-proclaimed leader judging from the way they all looked to him.

“A date, with my boyfriend.” You made it clear that you weren’t single and had no intention of entertaining the group as you turned away from them.

“Sure you are. Come on, I’m sure I can show you a better time.” You rolled your eyes at their childish words, a look of disgust appeared on your face.

“I’m not interested. Fuck off.” You glowered. When they didn’t leave like you politely asked them to, you grabbed your bag and started walking in the direction that Mitsuya usually came from.

“Hey, Bitch! Get back here!” You heard their footsteps rapidly approaching from behind you, so you started walking faster and as you turned the corner you bumped into someone.

“Mitsuya!” You hugged him, happy to see him.

“Hey, Y/n! Why were you-” Mitsuya looked behind you and saw the group of guys that had been following you, his face hardening as he understood what had been going on.

The guys stopped when they saw you hugging Mitsuya, but they didn’t back down all together. “Well, well, well. Looks like you do have a boyfriend after all. He looks like a bitch though. I doubt he’s man enough to even take care of you.” The leader chuckled, but his friends behind him kept quiet as they recognized the second division captain in Toman.

“Come on.” Mitsuya grabbed your hand as he attempted to guide you away from the group of boys, but you were forced to stop as the guys grabbed your other arm.

Within a blink of an eye, the guy that had grabbed your arm was being sent back by a punch that Mitsuya had sent to his jaw. Your eyes widened as Mitsuya stood in front of you to block your view from them, but you could hear from the groan that he had hurt the guy.

“You little shit.” He glared. He spat out a glob of blood that had mixed with his saliva before charging at Mitsuya.

You were able to watch it all unfold as your boyfriend kicked the other guy in the stomach, and as he hunched over, kneed him in the face.

It had only been seconds and the boy that had been bothering you was out like a light. “You boys wanna fight as well?” He asked the trio that were staring with eyes wide from seeing their leader get taken out with haste. They all shook their head in fear resulting in Mitsuya laughing at them.

“Don’t ever harass a woman again.” He looked down at the knocked out guy. “You should probably take him to a hospital or something. He might have a broken nose.” After that, Mitsuya turned towards you and was finally able to usher you away from the scene.

“Sorry you had fight today.” You apologized as you glanced down at his red knuckles. You ran your thumb over them to soothe the area causing Mitsuya to squeeze your hand.

“Don’t ever apologize for that. It’s not your fault little boys like that can’t take no for an answer. I was trying to keep it together when I saw how scared you looked at them, but when he grabbed you I couldn’t help myself.” He rubbed the back of his neck as a blush appeared on his cheeks.

“It was kinda hot…” you mumbled as you glanced away from him.

Mitsuya smiled at you as he disconnected your hands and wrapped his arm around you to bring you in for a hug. “I’d fight for you until my legs give out.”