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mine own kermit (eyeless like tmj's fallen plushie)
Is sinning allowed for the wacky muppet friends? are there any sins we should try out?
Only sin when God cannot see you, when He is blinded by His own hatred for His creation, when He is too distracted by the screams of His least favorite children in hell who He loves so, so much that He killed His favorite son for them and decided to burn them anyway
Sin when God is looking through you and can only see your future: unholy, imperfect, rotting bones, a bloody apple core in place of your heart, and a racing mind that cannot help but want and lust and yearn and sin with every passing thought it cannot control
He sees me in slow motion, ticking every tally of my degeneracy with each misplaced breath
He made me Wrong so that my Mother may watch me in perfect bliss from heaven as I my condemned, apple flesh being is ripped to shreds for eternity, the skin of my flayed soul curling up on the ground like the skin of the apples we used to peel when making pie together. She cannot cry so close to God so she laughs
For every time my heart would beat too fast
And I would want that which was forbidden
Sin when God is too busy looking through you to catch you being human
Anyway, I would have to say my top recommended sin is probably jacking off to muppet pregnancy
Muppet hole fresh out of the box <3
Close ups of his muppet hole <3
Mother brought me a Diet Coke. Admittedly it is not my favorite.
But it fits so well in Kermit’s muppet hole<3
MUPPET SMUT MDNI
Kermit’s gripping the bedsheets as the cold aluminum tries to push out of his fluttering muppet hole.
“J-Joker…” he moans, missing his lovers warm girth. Sadly, the Joker is at work and can’t help Kermit. He has to do this alone.
Eventually, it all slides in, leaving the pitiful muppet trembling. It’s nowhere near as long as Joker cock, but it’s so... girthy.
Suddenly, he hears something.
“What’s all this then~?”
(For @the-muppet-joker)
More hole pics <3 he’s trying to take bigger and bigger…
Very happy to see Sage moving foward with her life. It will be difficult, but I am happy for her.
I downloaded a new pen. Trying to get used to using it…
Put 2 tiny bags of chips in his muppet hole and now it’s gapping~ oops!
This is what I shall look like after the muppet transformation cave. Also, I have renamed myself Scramble because a random puppet name generator said so.
more more more more
@doesntdiscriminate in an apple coustume because @muppetappleanon keeps asking him to put one on.
Hatsune Muppet Joker for @the-muppet-joker
Finished drawing + original design I drew up last night so I’d know what I wanted to do. Sorry for her weird hands lol
MDNI! SEXY KERMIT!
Thank you @the-muppet-joker for this nft! I bought it as a gift for @muppet-lurker !
Remember to drink your water ~