My Strange Family - Tumblr Posts

So my family is weird, so here's some quotes from them. Used them as you will:

"Dad, do you love me?" "Didn't we have this conversation last month?"

"I don't jerk off because I'm horny, I jerk off because I need the dopamine"

"Look, I understand your stressed, but literally stop. Your ruining my vibe!"

"This may be a surprise for you, but racism isn't hot..."

"*Me singing Encanto songs*" "stop being a whore"

"The grim reaper won't take my soul, so I'm sad"

"Do you ever have a good dream, them someone you hate shows up in it and makes you hate it?"

More quotes because fuck me and my family are weird:

"I like that top. If I didn't have tits, I would wear it."

"Are you ok?" "No, I just got attacked by a clock"

"I'm related to a murderer?! And here I thought I would be the first to kill someone!"

"If my frog isn't on my bed when I come back, I'm going to rip your raccoon's butthole open!"

"What does outside have to offer me? Loud noises and annoying people? No thanks."

"Can you not be horny for one minute?" "That's to much to ask of me"

"I don't care if it's almost midnight! Two people updated their fanfics and I'm going to read them!" <I'll be honest, this one's me~>