We're Weird - Tumblr Posts

More quotes because fuck me and my family are weird:

"I like that top. If I didn't have tits, I would wear it."

"Are you ok?" "No, I just got attacked by a clock"

"I'm related to a murderer?! And here I thought I would be the first to kill someone!"

"If my frog isn't on my bed when I come back, I'm going to rip your raccoon's butthole open!"

"What does outside have to offer me? Loud noises and annoying people? No thanks."

"Can you not be horny for one minute?" "That's to much to ask of me"

"I don't care if it's almost midnight! Two people updated their fanfics and I'm going to read them!" <I'll be honest, this one's me~>