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THE MILK !

↷ ⋯ ♡ᵎ Pairing: Kuroo Tetsuro X Reader

↷ ⋯ ♡ᵎ contents: You wonder how your husband would react if you changed your mind about having kids.

↷ ⋯ ♡ᵎ warnings: suggestive themes, mentions of pregnancy.

You've got a free day off from your boss because this morning your boss's wife's water broke and she had to run to the labor. Your boss mentioned to everyone in the office that he doesn't want to miss a second when his wife is in a labor.

The whole day you've been scrolling on Tiktok and come across a video of a wife asking her husband what if she doesn't want to have kids, their husband's reaction was adorable saying that it's alright and that they can just adopt it they want.

Watching that video makes you wonder, you two never discuss it after you get married. It's been 2 years since your wedding day and yet you two never mentioned starting a family even though your parents asked countless times when are you two going to have kids, they're begging for grandkids heck even your grandmother would rub your stomach and mutter something under her breath but you two just laughed it off.

The second Tetsurou steps a foot in your shared house, he would do his normal routine every day, he would kiss your forehead, nose, and finally lips, a longing kiss that would last longer.

After dinner you decided to ask him. "Baby?"

"Yeah?" He asks with a bag of chips in his hands.

"What would you do if I decide not to have kids anymore?"

"Impossible" He says while chewing.

"What! Why?" You ask him with a small frown, curious why he said that.

"You have to have kids." He respond.

"Why?"

"How else am I gonna try THE MILK." He told you with beaming eyes and munching the chips. You're so confused by what he meant.

"The milk!?"

"yeah, the milk."

"What do you mean by the milk??"

He holds his finger up saying wait till he finished the chips in his mouth before opening his mouth again, "Listen every guy is curious, you can ask any guy on the planet. They are curious about what it tastes like ok?"

"what!" you laugh.

"And you're not gonna let me taste some random lady's milk! So I need you to have my child so I can try the milk" he added, starting to your eyes, determined.

"So the only reason you want me to have a kid is so that you can try my milk?" you question him with your eyes narrowed a bit. He shakes his head.

"No honey listen, that's not the only reason ok? I wanna raise a child and do that extra stuff and whatever but the main reason is that okay listen" he throw the empty bag away and stood up

"There's a reason why babies cry all the time when they don't have it. It gotta be something magical or something, it's gotta taste amazing for them to just cry all the time when they don't have it. So I wanna try it." he said with a nonchalant tone.

You had another idea for him about you deciding something else, "What if I decide to formula feed instead?" You asked.

He shakes his head "Oh no no, we're not doing formula feed, it's up to you if you want to have kids or not but if we do have a child we're not doing formula." He responded.

You let out a baffled sound at his reaction, "How else am I gonna try THE MILK?" You toppled over at his last comment.

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hi, welcome to hell, where here you have an order of kidnapped by nekoma here as part of the kidnapped by hq collab, courtesy of the miki mouse whorehouse. other participants here. banner by @undermattsun <333333333333

contains: lime, stalking, poor grammer, excessive use of emojis, disturbing amount of mcr mentions (how many will yall find?), weird plot, wattpad style sexiness, lots of eye rolling, and omg why’re they so obessed with you?

word count: 1.8k+

note: this was so fun to write. omg and you don’t know how much i had to push through wanting to trash this shit. or go back to edit. but the rule was no editing ahhhh anyway, here. hehe oh and one last thing,

🏐comment or ahare if you liked it lolz🐈‍⬛

(e/c) : eyecolor

(h/c):hair color

(y/n):youre name [the main character 💕😱✌️😋💞]

(f/n):first name

(l/n):last name

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running, running, running

youre foot gets caught on something, causing you to fall. you wipe the dirt off your face and continue to run turning the corner and making it down the long street, the darkness black with barely lit streetlights. behind you a honk sounds in the disabled followed by cheering. (sentence sound weerd💀)

plz plz plz no! i don’t want do die, i dont wanna-

“oof!” you say aloud as you collide into something hard yet soft. you land on your butt, groaning in the process.

“are you lost babygirl” says a voice that sounds like kuroo. opening my eyes you gasp.

it is kuroo!

(omg guys can you imagine? honestly, because what if it isnt gerard way or any 2 dimensional fictional character i dont want it ✋)

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youre day started ordinary. going to school at the local university. (and not being chased down by vicious volleyball cats.)

you had friends and even a crush. his name was jack. jack was the most popular boy on campus. he was dreamy and tall and all they girls wanted him. but he wanted you. (at least you think because you and jack were in a relationship in your head where you guys get married and shit😍).

“excuse me,” said a soft voice from behind you. you jumped, causing your hands to hit the desk. brittney, the popular mean girl, rolls her eyes, whispering to her friend about you. you stick up your muddle finger at her. she was so fucking obsessed. with her stupid hair and dumb “designer” dog purse. and the way she says vegan like vëgāñ. like bitch the word isn’t gucci. ugh you hate her.

turning, you’re met with the face of a huy you’d bever seen before.

“wow he’s actually cute! with his golden eyes and long pee yellow hair.” you think, youre cheeks getting hot. he had on a jersey which was weird because youd never seen it before. it was red.

“um...do you have a pencil?” his voice was soft as he failed to meet your (E/C) eyes. [he so wants you]

you smile before turnig around making sure the air flows toward him to make him smell your coconut and watermelon shampoo from your (H/C) hair.

“no.”

[2 hours later]

“hey who’s that guy staring at you?” youre friend asks while cramming a hotdog in her mouth. mayonnaise dribbles down the corners of her mouth making you cringe. her and her weird food tastses.

(seriously who eats hotdogs with mayonnaise? she looks like shes sucking….LOL NVM)

“probably jack,” you shrug stabbing at your salad. ugh he was soooo obsessed with you. i mean who wouldn’t be. anyway, youd kill for a berger right now. [[okay but whys that word kinda hard to spell XDD)

“um no, it doesn’t look like jack.” your friend says, twirling a lock of hair around her finger. she has literaly hearts in her eyes. what a whore. literally every guy she sees she wanna ride his jock🙄

you turn, looking around around some before feeling a hand clamp down over urs.

“dont make it obvious!” yeah says the one drooling. ignoring her you turn your head around 270 degrees, immediately locking eyes with a guy with white hair and a middle part. she was right, he definitely wasn’t jack. he had on the same uniform as that weird guy who sat behind you in the lecture. and he was staring at you… o.o

(you know that scene in twilight where edward kept staring st bella like a creeper, yeah,)

you turn back around, youre cheeks hot (not those cheeks you weirdo) . you are not hungry anymore. just creped out. suddenly youre hAirs stands up at attention when your eyes flicker up to meet a pair of narrowed, almost catlike eyes from across the courtyard. this guy had the same uniform along with the small cluster he was standing with. he had a blonde mohok (mohock? )

(edit: mokawk im so dumb XDDDDDDD)

they were all looking at you in fact. you dropped youre fork and stood.

“stop looking at me!” you call. ong was everyone obsessed. you get it, you were hot but jeez, they could at least be discreet.🙄 everyone around you gave a weird look, even your friend. they wish thry could be you. the main character ugh

you stormed away from the courtyard , steps uh lined to the beat of the black parade. 🖤 (the chorus obvi)

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[3 hours later]

“are you sure you dont wanna go to the mall with me?” your friend asks while walking. you role your eyes.

“no because you do the same thing everytime. go to spicy matter and pretend your edgy just so you can catch the eye of that 27year old man who works there who wheres the same tshirt of a cat with 3-D glasses every day .”🙄 his name was like todd or wilson or leondray or something. he also picks his nose and wipes it on the your villain life sweatshirts.

“no i do-“

“and you don’t even like my chemical romance. look im going home.” with that, you spin around in slow motion in the opposite direction and leave her standing there with here mouth open. (so badass😻)

“ill have you know i totally love your bleached love!” she yells. [thats why shes a whore🖕)

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(should i continue or…. do you huys even like this lol???? comment or something 🙀✌️💞😝😱😜🖤)

anywaysss, its cold outside. maybe you shouldn’t have worn some half decent version of what avril lavigne would wear. you pull down your black tutu skirt over your shredded tights as the skull chain jangled against your boot laces. you stick your hands in the pozket of your red denim jean jacket, rolling your eyes at the low hanging clouds above. what a life. ((you’re so the main character.))

its getting dark all too quickly which was bad because you still had another 45 minutes of walking to do. the streets were empty on this part of town and in your opinion, just creepy. you put your favorite black kitty headphones on and go to your comfort playlist which is duh, fall out boy, your mind muddled with thoughts of maybe being whisked away by patrick. (a story for another time im afraid…😋)

you were walking all of 5 minutes when something catches youre eye. from the corner of your vision, you see a flash of red duck behind the upcoming building. weird. or it wouldn’t have been had it not have been the same color red thats been plaguing you all day, like from those stupid jerseys. you quicken your pace as you pass the corner.

it’s completely dark now and you slow because you think you’ve missed a step aling the way. scoffing you roll your eyes🙄. how did you not know where you lived. the situation seemed all the conviencing for anything weird or bad to happen.

you suddenly hear a quickened patter of footsteps behind you. whipping around, your eyes scan the pitch darkness but come up empty. because of the pitch darkness and the fact you cant c because its dark and its hard to look in the pitch darkness bc its black. (dark)

“hello?” you call, walking boldly in the direction you heard the weird footsteps in. silence. and then you hear a cat meow. but it wasn’t from a cat. you would know because you had 8 (do you guys wanna know their names???) it sounded like a man making a cat sound. scin pricking you turn away just in time to see a white van sitting idly in front of you. you start at it and it at you. (a part of you was expecting it to say kacchow or something idk. why else would you be staring at some weird van at night?)

turning, you began walking in the opposite direction, ignoring the menasing rev of an engine. you start to trot. you hear the engine growing louder, closer. omg. you didn’t want to be dead!

now you turn the corner & brake out into a full run, dropping your dinosaur purse.

your foot gets caught on something, causing you to fall. you wipe the dirt off your face and continue to run turning the corner and making it down the long street, the darkness black with barely lit streetlights. behind you a honk sounds in the disabled followed by cheering. (sentence sound weerd)

plz plz plz no! i don’t want do die, i dont wanna-

“oof!” you say allowed as you collide into something hard and soft. you land on your butt, groaning in the process.

“are you lost babygirl” 😏 says a voice that sounds like kuroo. opening my eyes you gasp.

it is kuroo!

then your vision turns to darkess.

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[a/n whose your favorite character so far, leave a comment LOLZ)

you here mumbles Around you as you groan. when you do the sounds stop.

the bag was taken off your head finally as your eyes adjusted to a dank dark smelly room. you started to strugglle when kuroo stepped forward, his actions slow and menacing. he ripped off the tape.

“OW YOU ASSWHIPE” you scream, tears stringing to your eyes. he laughed.

“your an asswipe” said the dude with the mocock. the one with the long piss blonde hair nudged him before turning to you.

“lets introduce ourselves so she wont be scared of us anymore. we’re apart of the nekoma volleyball team. im kenma kozume.”

“whatever. im taketora yamamoto.”

“hi im lev haiba. and your cute,” he wiggles his brows. [gross as IF]

your quiet as the rest of the guys introduce themselves until it circle to kuroo. he doesn’t bother to introduce himself because you already knew him.

because………

he was youre ex boyfriend 😱😱😱😱

[omg who saw that coming???? anyway sorry this part is short, i fell asleep as like my third nap today bc depreshun lolZ]

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[A/N: at the end theres a lime so bbe warned omg]

“(f/n) are you still scared?” sunflower head (needless to say i keep her in check) moved closer until he was like in your face. his breath smelled like root beer and wintergreen.

“y-yeah? now that i know the name of my kidnappers what im supposed to be at ease now????!” he scoffs.

“we didn’t kidnap you” he said as he tightens the rope wrapped around your body.

“yes you did!”

“no we didn’t.” mohuk guy was going through your bag.

“im literally tied up!”

“so you don’t run away.’ lev says cooly. checking the rope at your feets.

“that’s kidnapping!”

“believe what you want (f/n).” kenma shrugs. the others behind him are in cat masks, arms crossed. they to have a red jersey. [favorite colors blue btw💙]

you turn to look at kuroo, your ex.

“did you miss me?” kuroos hand brush against your cheek and for a second, your iz soften. you remember back when loving him was so easy. back when you were dumb teenagers. back when life was easier. when falling in love didn’t hurt. but he hurt you… because he wouldn’t get “ugly” tattooed on his chest 🙄 (if he doesn’t do this he doesnt luv you omg 🖕)

“no,”

“but you loved me,” he said softly.

“no i dont love you. i wont!” you start to struggle against the ropes and the guys try and hide their laughter at the site. kenma runs his fingers along your neck while lev squats in front of you. kurro tits your head to the side his lips pressing against your lips, his tongue ramming into your mouth with force.

“its ok. you’ll learn to love me. no…” you moan loudly as kenma bites your neck. (omg hot vampire much😍)

“uS.”

the end.

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Makisig

➣ (adj.) handsome

↳ In which Nekoma's resident pretty boy, [Last Name] [Male Name], plays volleyball along with the team.

❝I might as well die from diabetes — cause these cookies are fucking sweet.❞

➣ Nekoma's Opposite Hitter

➣ Status: Ongoing/Incomplete

➣ Genre: Slice of Life, Fluff and whatnot

➣ Warnings: Crack, Swearing, Minor Suggestive Phrases

✎ Being Nekoma's Opposite Hitter (Headcanons)

Just general headcanons of being with the team.

✎ Hah? Me? Having a girlfriend?

In which the team mistook your cousin as your girlfriend.

✎ Is he planning to kill me?

Looks could definitely kill a person, and now, you were terrified of Tsukishima.

✎ I might as well die from diabetes — cause these cookies are fucking sweet.

Cookies that were made with love was sweet, but what you made might as well give you sickness.

✎ I suggest we put them on a leash

What better way to spend the Saturday on the mall? With the whole team? What could go wrong?

✎ I... Uhm- I can't accept your confessions because I'm gay!

Confessions were a thing, coming out was another.

✎ Yamamoto's in a weird cult?

Yamamoto in a secret and weird cult? Since when?

✎ Lev's sister's kinda fine though

Meeting your kōhai's sister in the most awkward way possible.

✎ Damn, [Male Name]'s fans are out of control, thirsty hoes

Your fans were crazy and normal at the same time, well not when your flashing them with your abs.

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This was inspired by @honeelyn's karasuno's bad bitch male manager, also the masterpost format was also inspired by their own format. And I thought, why not make a teammate one? I've read many manager ones so here's a teammate one

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→i dont write for oc's.. and most of what i write are blurbs and fanfictions of characters in fandoms

→askbox and dms are always open, so don't be afraid to share anything!

Haikyuu or literally any fandom tbh

Reader who has trouble sleeping without them, like needs to video call and wake up with them still on a call. (Say they fall asleep together and reader wakes up to them literally doing every day shit like brushing their teeth or talking with someone.)

Like for Haikyuu, one shots of their teammates seeing their s/o asleep on a video call while they are talking to them. (Cus I have done this with a few relationships. Like I fall asleep and wake up to their friends holding their phone for them while my partner is busy lmfao)

Nekoma Reaction: you cut your hair (Friends to Lovers)

Kuroo-

You came to class after a week of vacation and during that week you cut your hair which reached your waist and now reached your shoulders.

(_): Good morning Kuroo

Kuroo: good mor- WHAT HAPPENED!?

The boy started touching your hair and spinning around you in search of your long hair.

(_): I cut my hair, it was very long and damaged.

Your friend looked at you in the eyes surprised.

Kuroo: your beautiful hair

The boy pretended to cry while caressing your head.

Kuroo: It looks good on you, but I prefer your hair long.

You touched your hair uncertainly and looked into his eyes.

(_): It's okay I guess...

Kuroo started playing with your hair.

Kuroo: Dora, Where is backpack?

(_): holy god shut up

You hit Kuroo on the head as a joke and he acted dramatically.

Kenma-

It's been a few months since you last saw Kenma so you agreed to go out to a cat cafe.

(_):Hello kittyboy

Kenma turned to look at you and opened his eyes in surprise.

Kenma:you cut your hair

(_): Yes, does it look bad?

You started stroking your hair waiting for your friend to respond.

Kenma: Te queda bien, siempre te ves bien...

El chico susurró lo último, pero lo suficientemente fuerte como para que sólo tú lo oyeras.

(_): Thanks Kenma

Hug your friend very tightly, taking advantage of the fact that he was more affectionate than usual

Kenma: Did you cut your hair alone?

(_): No, I went to a hair salon

Kenma: Excellent

(_):What are you implying boy?

You and the boy then ordered coffee while petting the kittens.

Yaku-

You arrived at your friend's training sessions because you agreed to leave together that day, you had not seen each other even once that day.

(_): Yaku!

The boy looked where you were and started running towards you.

Yaku: Your hair!? did you cut it!?

(_): Yes, It was ugly and...

Look how your friend looked at you dumbfounded

Yaku: It looks beautiful on you, highlights your beauty more

You felt your cheeks turn red at the great attention your friend gave to your hair.

(_): It's normal

Yaku: Not just normal, short hair is the best on you

Look behind your friend and notice how his team was laughing at him while he was with you.

His love for short-haired girls was no secret.

Lev-

You were a friend of Arisa and also about Lev so you went to his house frequently but you didn't go for a month and Lev didn't know anything about you

Lev: Oh hello...

The boy looked at you up and down, searching for what was strange about you.

(_): Hello! Is Arisa?

Lev: Yes... He's in his room...I'm going to call her... Did you cut your hair?

(_): Oh that, yes but it doesn't matter

Lev: You look pretty

The boy turned around and shouted his sister's name to come see you.

Lev: you can come in

(_): Thanks Lev

You entered and sat on the couch waiting for your friend, you noticed how the boy looked at you a lot.

(_): All good? Do I have something wrong?

Lev: No, nothing

Lev just looked at you very carefully.

Arisa: Hello! Sorry for the delay, I couldn't find my lipstick.

(_): It doesn't matter

You were nervous because of the boy's gaze and you started to sweat a little, your friend noticed it and hit the boy in the head.

Arisa: You look like a pervert, you're going to eat her if you keep looking at her like that.

Lev: Hey! That hurt

The two began to argue lightly while you just watched.

This will take a little time

I'm going to do part 2 with the other Nekoma characters and maybe I'll do it with other teams ＼⁠(⁠^⁠o⁠^⁠)⁠／

I'm a yaku fan ╰⁠(⁠⸝⁠⸝⁠⸝⁠´⁠꒳⁠`⁠⸝⁠⸝⁠⸝⁠)⁠╯

Nekoma Reactions: You cut your hair (Friends to Lovers) Part 2

Shohei Fukunaga-

You arrived at your friend's room expecting him to be there because you haven't seen each other in a while.

(_): Hello? Are you there?

You heard footsteps coming from the room.

Fukunaga: Hello... Nice haircut, It looks pretty on you

(_): Thanks and how have you been?

Fukunaga: Nothing very different

Fukunaga looked you directly in the eyes, his big eyes could be intimidating but they looked at you with a different affection.

(_): I brought food for us to hang out

The boy approached and caressed your hair gently.

Fukunaga: Pretty, come in and sit there

You spent the rest of the afternoon with fukunaga

It was a very comfortable afternoon with him

Nobuyuki Kai-

You went to watch Nekoma's training sessions and take the opportunity to bring some food to the team.

You entered the gym and sat near the entrance, leaving your things there.

Kai: Good afternoon (_)

(_): Hello Kai, Good training?

Kai: Exhausting but fun

He stared at you for a few seconds before bringing his fingers to a strand of your hair and playing with it a little.

Kai: Nice haircut, makes you look more beautiful

You blushed a little at your friend's compliment, just as respectful as always.

(_): Thanks, you're very kind

Kai: Highlight your fractions and your pretty cheeks

You turned redder and your hands started to shake.

The boy simply laughed at your nervousness and hugged you by the shoulders.

Kai: You are very kind to bring food (_)

Taketora Yamamoto-

You walked past Akane Through the gym as they walked they stopped at the entrance when they heard screams from a familiar voice.

Akane: My brother... He's just like that

You laughed and entered the gym with her and he turned around, he froze when he saw you with his little sister.

Taketora: Hi...

The boy looked at the ground with shame and you simply greeted him and the entire team along with Akane.

Taketora: You look...pretty

You looked at the boy you heard something but not everything he said.

(_): What did you say?

Taketora: Your hair...

You touched your hair and remembered that since you cut it you had not met him.

(_): Oh that, I love trying new things it's fun

Taketora: It looks...pretty on you

(_): Forgive me, I didn't hear you

His sister approached you and stood next to you and looked at you.

Akane:He says you look pretty, your haircut looks nice on you.

Taketora quickly turned to look at his little sister and you simply laughed at him.

(_): Taketora, I can call you that right?

The boy quickly turned to look at you again and nodded his head, which was bright red.

(_): Taketora, Thanks for the compliment

You laughed softly as you placed your hand on your cheek which was now slightly red.

Akane: No problem little brother

Akane He left laughing while he went to look for a snack

The boy stood still next to you while you tried to talk to him.

It seems that he broke down under so much pressure

I'm still missing some guys, let's be patient.(⁠•⁠ ⁠▽⁠ ⁠•⁠;⁠)

I hope you like my stories, sorry for the spelling mistakes (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)