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share your pride! day one :D
ive seen other people doing this, so im gonna join in :))
gday im letti (also known as lee), im aroace and use she/her/their pronouns! (im really indecisive with pronouns lol, sometimes im she/her, other times i like they/them)
So I downloaded the tumblr app the other day and now it’s telling me I have crushes on people??? I am ACE thank you very much but also yes how did you know i didn’t think i was being so obvious :///
i have a friend (who is aroace) who i really want to take out on a (platonic) date just because they deserve it, (because they have helped me a lot when i was struggling [still am]) and i’m going to use this term to ask them. :>
I know 'no homo' is an extremely outdated and unnecessary term but can we please keep 'no romo'
Like just for the aros.
Please. Please I want to keep saying no romo cause it's really funny to me. Like bro kiss me. No romo though. Let's go on a date no romo
will you accept my hand in marriage no romo
they lived together 40 years but absolutely no romo
when you're aromantic but George Weasley exists
I swear he makes me actually believe I am capable of loving someone romantically
Putting Mabel through that straight to bi to aromantic pipeline
Aymeric is the jock version of G'raha Tia.
Charismatic. From a distinguished lineage. Leader of a nation. OBSESSED WITH ME. Also, captain of the football team and Homecoming King.
So G'raha literally does dimensional time travel to save the WoL and STILL thinks he would never have a shot.
Meanwhile, Aymeric DEFINITELY at some point was like: hey can I suck your dick, like, platonically? No romo
Man, now I'm just obsessed with the idea of two bro besties like
"Bro, can I suck your dick, like, platonically? No romo." "You sure you don't mean 'no homo', bro?"
"Nah, bro. It'll be hella gay. I just want to suck your dick as friends is all."
"How can we be just friends if you're sucking my dick, bro?"
"I'm not looking for a relationship, bro. And you're a great friend, but I don't have romantic feelings for you."
"So why do you want to suck my dick, then?"
"Because you're hot, bro. And, like, you're a good friend who's going through some stuff and I want you to feel as special as you make me feel, bro."
"Broooooooo."
"I know, bro. Me too."
[fellatio ensues]
Aymeric is the jock version of G'raha Tia.
Charismatic. From a distinguished lineage. Leader of a nation. OBSESSED WITH ME. Also, captain of the football team and Homecoming King.
So G'raha literally does dimensional time travel to save the WoL and STILL thinks he would never have a shot.
Meanwhile, Aymeric DEFINITELY at some point was like: hey can I suck your dick, like, platonically? No romo
Welp. Since my demi ace ass had to write a fic about platonic fellatio once I'd thought of it...
New FFXIV fic: Can I suck your dick platonically? No romo.
Length: 5.3K words, (Eventual) very smutty smut Aymeric de Borel / Warrior of Light & Aymeric de Borel / Estinien Wyrmblood Excerpt below the cut:
My already-hard cock stirred, registering its interest in exploring the warm body we were curled around, since we couldn't remember doing it the first time. So, since my bed mate and I had presumably fucked already and today was going to be difficult enough without adding 'sexual frustration' to my long list of very potent woes, I squeezed my bed partner's waist and kissed their shoulder. "Good morning," I murmured.
They stirred and made a sleepy noise. When I ran my hand up one powerful flank, they shifted to press back against me with a noise that might have been interest.
I groaned, rutting against them as I curled my arm around their waist, and...
Look. I'm not proud of this, all right?
I was hung over from too much weeping and desperate for a small moment of bliss before I had to take up the mantle of the Warrior of Light once more. Which isn't an excuse for what happened next - groping someone who is asleep because they weren't immediately unreceptive is inexcusable, and I know that.
But, nevertheless, it's what I did.
I reached around to grip their cock through the soft fabric of their pajama pants, and found it just as hard as mine. My bed partner moaned and bucked against my hand, and I was just about to slip that hand under the waistband of their pants when I finally woke up enough to remember where I was and who I was with.
At which point I disengaged so hurriedly that I would have fallen out of bed if I wasn't on the side right against the wall.
"I'm so, so sorry," I stammered as I tried and was not able to put any amount of distance between us.
Gods, how had we managed to sleep in this tiny bed? Aymeric was so tall, and while I was short by the standards of my own people, I was still taller than Thancred. Even after flattening myself completely against the cold stone wall, there were still so many points of contact, and my only options for escape were either climbing over Aymeric (not an option) or out a second story window (rapidly becoming an option).
Aymeric turned around and caught my wrist before I could do more than brace my elbow on the window sill, and for a wonder his expression held nothing but understanding. "Anyone would have been disoriented after the circumstances of what you have just been through. Rest assured that I am not angry, and on my honor as a Knight I will tell no one of this."
I stared at him in wide-eyed shock, but finally I managed a hoarse "thank you".I must still have looked quite the madman - Aymeric released my wrist dubiously, as though he expected me to attempt escape through the window anyway - and there was an excruciating eternity of eye contact before he sighed. "One night of comfort does little to redress a debt that I can never repay. Would you allow me to. Ah. Provide you some... relief?"
Read the entire fic on AO3
Aymeric is the jock version of G'raha Tia.
Charismatic. From a distinguished lineage. Leader of a nation. OBSESSED WITH ME. Also, captain of the football team and Homecoming King.
So G'raha literally does dimensional time travel to save the WoL and STILL thinks he would never have a shot.
Meanwhile, Aymeric DEFINITELY at some point was like: hey can I suck your dick, like, platonically? No romo