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[smashed thru your door] "GOOD DAY random civilian! Do I have a product for YOU which is TOTALLY not a non-biodegradable glitter bomb!!!" [I say as I hand you a box and my voice fades further and further away]
🎁
[the box explodes in your hand leaving a glittery mess as biodegradable glitter falls all over your room. what is left in your hand is a small hand written note]
You nor your nemesis have taken a vacation all year. And would you look at that? You have a buy 1 get 1 free deal on holiday travel to COUNTRY. And your nemesis just offered to build you a custom gadget in return for that extra ticket/seat??? What do you do?
It’s a good thing I love glitter! Because my vacuum is definitely not picking that up. Look on the bright side, maybe now my door will be replaced with one I can actually open.
A custom gadget, in exchange for a free ticket to…Tuvalu??? Do they even know where that is? Well, if they want to tag along while I travel to a tiny island deeply affected by climate change, who am I to refuse to oblige them?
A free gadget is a free gadget, after all. Not to mention it’s from a master mechanic.
[smashed thru your door] "GOOD DAY random civilian! Do I have a product for YOU which is TOTALLY not a non-biodegradable glitter bomb!!!" [I say as I hand you a box and my voice fades further and further away]
🎁
[the box explodes in your hand leaving a glittery mess as biodegradable glitter falls all over your room. what is left in your hand is a small hand written note]
You nor your nemesis have taken a vacation all year. And would you look at that? You have a buy 1 get 1 free deal on holiday travel to COUNTRY. And your nemesis just offered to build you a custom gadget in return for that extra ticket/seat??? What do you do?
It’s a good thing I love glitter! Because my vacuum is definitely not picking that up. Look on the bright side, maybe now my door will be replaced with one I can actually open.
A custom gadget, in exchange for a free ticket to…Tuvalu??? Do they even know where that is? Well, if they want to tag along while I travel to a tiny island deeply affected by climate change, who am I to refuse to oblige them?
A free gadget is a free gadget, after all. Not to mention it’s from a master mechanic.
Let's all just appreciate @evilbuildingsblog for giving the best inspo for Villain mansions! 😎🖤
I mean...
Just look... 🙄
...At this! 😍👌
You are so helpful to write a setting with a glowy, dark and powerful atmosphere! 😁🖤
Why do all the sexy villains hold their wine glasses between their fingers like this
I'm really uninspired to write atm, but have some fanart of my latest obsession
