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I wonder what the architect would think if I asked for this floor plan.
i just need everyone to know that i'm thinking about Aizawa and everything he's been through again and i am NOT OKAY.
it’s never that simple, zelda. (some of her wisdom has to be learned through experience, after all)
(…aaand another shameless shoutout to my linksona leeroy under the cut)
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i genuinely cannot stress how much you guys need to see this film. if wanna watch roger daltrey suck on some titties and show his bare ass on camera this movie is for you
the most insane part of lisztomania isnt any of the weird sex stuff or the random vampire white supremacy monolouge or the superman frankenhitler nazi rallies or even pope ringo its seeing roger daltrey with straight hair in a dress
You're cool. the question is just how do you manage it
Well sweetie-pop I start my day with an empty stomach and break my fast with magic mushrooms, carolina reaper sauce, and a single tortilla chip
LIFE WASNT MADE WITH A DUMBASS PANSEXUAL IN MIND
on my way to school just heard the radio say”man boobs can be deadly” and honestly never heard anything realer
me and knox 🥊🥊
Me and my cowboy
“I’m gonna stop buying shit online” WRONG Pink Floyd’s animals album vinyl on sale and I need it or I will die
I think it's really healthy to stalk the tag of your fave ship at the moment™
let's face it, if Valentine had his way, Clary would be called Jonathina.
VALENTINE: hey minions of darkness, these are my children, Evil Jonathan, Good Jonathan, and Short Jonathina!