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It’s okay bro, I’ll be angry for you

IT MAKES NO SENSE HONESTLY!!! Nightmare luck is already kinda abysmal from the OG game (imo)

I dropped nightbringer after lesson 7? Because it feels like nothing we haven’t done before in the first game. Instead of just being a human they have to watch over, it is US being the demon sitter for them.

From what I understand from other players. It didn’t make sense to discontinue the first game JUST to continue the lessons in a brand new game.

‼️OM! BDAY UPDATE‼️

So as most people know by now we are lacking a birthday event for asmo. Well it turns out that obey me has confirmed in an email that they will no longer be doing birthday events for the boys. All the birthday cards will be in the nightmare. The devs are fully aware that the fans are upset by this sudden change and they have not made a single announcement in regards to this information.

Down below you will see the remaining boys who will be not get a future birthday event. I’m sorry to be the one to share the news but knowing obey me they probably won’t publicly announce this change.

I would highly suggest for players to not spend any money on obey me because it’s unreasonable for them to hide a guaranteed ur card behind a paywall. The birthday events are the one annual event where we can celebrate our favorite boys while also getting to know them more on their special day. But now obey me are making money hungry decisions that benefit them more than the players enjoyment of the game.

Inhuman heights about the obey me bros is mWAH

obey me! height headcanons

This was inspired by @masabeju! Check them out!! 

So I think demons are just inherently larger than humans so tallest to shortest here we go: 

Beelzebub: He’s a big boi, what else can I say. He’s a solid 7’5ft (226 cm) so he definitely towers over you even if you’re tall by human standards. When you see how much he eats without factoring in his sin it makes sense, especially since he works out so often he needs alot of energy. Absolutely has bonked his head on door frames occasionally; he’s fairly good about making sure to duck his head down but if he’s distracted (usually by food) he will hit his forehead and pout. 

Lucifer: As the eldest he’s pretty tall. Just being around the longest I suppose? But he’s not as large as Beel stature wise he’s more lithe and elegant, like a peacock: they’re huge but still graceful and beautiful. An even 7ft(213cm). The only demons taller than him are Beel and Diavolo so he’s used to peering down at others scrutinizing them. The only time he’s clumsy with his long limbs is when he’s drunk (so it would be incredibly rare to see it although Diavolo will mention it to you happily). Do not make tall people jokes. He will punish you.

Leviathan: He’s fairly tall but unlike Lucifer, he’s very long and almost gangly. It’s almost as if he isn’t used to having such long limbs (mostly just his legs he trips on his own feet occasionally, always catching himself before he falls and cursing to himself mumbling about ‘stupid feet I hate being on dry land’). 6’9ft(205cm) but he still folds himself neatly into a ball to sit in chairs. Also his bathtub is huge and he fits comfortably with room(he also needs the room for his multiple body pillows of his best girls, boys, and ghouls). He definitely gets excited when he finds out there’s a height difference between you both he’ll have a little otaku party in his head (‘Just like in all the anime I’ve seen!! Waaa humans are so cute and small!’).

Belphegor: I know canonically he’s one of the shorter brothers but I like to think he’s fairly tall like his twin. He’s not as beefy as Beel obviously but he’s still pretty big. Very graceful (like Lucifer but don’t tell him that) when he’s not shuffling around sleepily. 6’7ft(201cm) but like Levi can definitely bend to fit in small spaces for napping purposes. No bed is too small for this cow boy. He would insist on being the big spoon no matter what; he likes to wrap himself around you and cuddle you like his own personal pillow. He will stand behind you and rest his head on your shoulder and doze off (will absolutely let his entire weight fall onto you and won’t help you get back up as he just sleeps on top of you). 

Mammon: He probably hates that he isn’t the tallest even if you tell him you love him how he is (‘Pft why would I even care what you think stupid human?!’). He’s the standard height for demon modeling, 6’4ft(193cm), and he’s obviously gorgeous so getting gigs is a breeze. Even if he isn’t the tallest he would still absolutely offer to get things off the top shelf for you (‘A puny human like you needs the help of The Great Mammon!’). At this point you could be the same height as him or taller and he would disregard it entirely, he is taller 100% no contest you are a (his) tiny human.

Asmodeus: He is the perfect height for any lover of course~ (that’s what he claims). Even though Asmo can shift his form at will, he prefers to have a constant state, his view of his perfect self which is as close to his angelic beauty quite honestly. He’s short for demon standards, 6ft(183cm) but who cares about standards when you are this gorgeous? If you’re taller than him he’d adore it if you held him from behind with your head on his shoulder, maybe pressing a kiss to his neck, he’d be delighted! He definitely wears heels to spice up his wardrobe so don’t count on him always being the same height every day.

Satan: I saw exactly (1) post about short Satan and it’s now my headcanon. The anger within short people is unmatched and as the avatar of wrath he is no exception. He’s still pretty tall, 5’10ft(177cm), but if you are taller than him just don’t mention it. Height jokes are off limits unless you want to be gutted on the spot. If you by chance are taller, he doesn’t care he is the big spoon, you will sit in his lap, he may be shorter but he is most definitely in charge. If you are short (by human standards) he will have sympathy for you(as much as Satan is willing to give anyways) and will fuel the rage the courses through your tiny body.

I hate it when people say,"The brothers are demons." To defend the fact they're "red flags." That isn't their defence. They don't have one,they have a reason. That reason is:

They were angels who had their own problems, and when they fell,their sin overtook them. But they're not fully bad people. They're kind and care about people (not everyone, but they care about Mc)

The point is,it isn't as simple as people think. I myself haven't even covered the whole thing- I just wish people would analyse the lore once in a while and be respectful about opinions :(

And if you hate a character that isn't objectively wrong,like a racist,please say that's just your opinion <3

(I'd love anyone's opinions on this since I'm sorta new to learning the lore ♡)

Levi: "I don't understand why you like someone as pathetic as me, I'm not that good at anything other then being a nasty useless otaku, (insert more self degrading here)."

Mc: *blank faced, moving sneakily close to Levi and picks him up bridal style*

Mc: "Snake <3."

Levi: *Stunned silent, he doesn't move for a few moments, then his tail curls around Mc's leg, and leans into their touch.*

Levi: "Y-yeah...."

Ghost Lilith

Anybody else sometimes forget about Lilith outside of season 1 unless she's brought up again on, what feels like, rare occasions?

Sometimes I do

I kinda wish she had more of a presence in later seasons, the other season stories are fine without don't get me wrong but I think it would just be cool to have a ghost/spirit Lilith pop up every now and then that only Mc is aware of or something like that

Ive seen a headcanon from someone that sometimes ghost Lilith helps Mc cheat in tests or they just chat sometimes and I love it to bits

I like to imagine that sometimes Mc will go to Lilith's room (bet yall forgot about the room too!) in the HoL and just chat with her ghost to either de-stress or have some time away from everyone else, especially when the brothers get really rowdy

I feel like when Mc is more worn down then normal and they don't feel like they could go to any of the brothers or other boys, they'd go to Lilith and that she'd try her absolute best to help her descendant/brothers' lover cause fate only knows what would happen if Mc actually snapped from everything

And also cause she cares a lot for them in general

Ghost Lilith would definitely play sneaky pranks on all the brothers and she'd either get Mc in on em or would make sure they were present when she does em

Ghost Lilith and Mc are quite the devious pair, maybe even more so the Satan and Belphie

I mean one is a ghost who is only able to be truly noticed by 1 person, and that said person is so powerful they have to wear a special op ring so they don't make the 3 realms collapse from their mere existence

Mc and Lilith be having tea in her room while the rest of the house is on fire and being destroyed frfr

Credit to @sister-lucifer for the divider