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Old fuck (affectionate)
Cerberus: *lets out a low, raspy, menacing growl*
MC: *pampering him with kisses*
Lucifer: MC, he's not liking it.
MC: *stops*
Cerberus: *whines*
Lucifer: ...
MC: He sounds like you when you receive affection.
Lucifer: *unamused*
Not a Miguel post but an Obey me SWD post so bare with me but I have a question ðŸ˜
Why does Diavolo assume by kidnapping inviting an ordinary person (Solomon doesn't count he's...Solomon) would strengthen the bond of humans ?? MC doesn't represent the entirety of the human race so imagine MC goes :
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MC : and that's why I think we should summon demons .
Random person : I want whatever shit you're high on
MC: *has woke up in the middle of the night; snuck into the kitchen to grab themselves some snacks*
Barbatos: ...
Barbatos: *smiles* Thank goodness you are not what I was thinking of.
MC: ...
MC: You mean a rat?
Barbatos: Yes, dear. You were making quite some squeaky noises.
MC: ...
MC: Sorry.
Barbatos: Oh, please don't apologize just yet.
Barbatos: You should after explaining to me why you are eating junk food when you could have just woken me up.
MC: ...
Barbatos: What's the use of having me as your husband if you were not going to ask me for service?
MC: ...
MC: *puppy eyes* You were tired all day...
Barbatos: ...
Barbatos: *chuckles* I am not now. Allow me to cook you a meal.
Levi: "I don't understand why you like someone as pathetic as me, I'm not that good at anything other then being a nasty useless otaku, (insert more self degrading here)."
Mc: *blank faced, moving sneakily close to Levi and picks him up bridal style*
Mc: "Snake <3."
Levi: *Stunned silent, he doesn't move for a few moments, then his tail curls around Mc's leg, and leans into their touch.*
Levi: "Y-yeah...."
I love the unhinged idea that if Mc is angry or dissapointed with the demons, that they would create a circle of salt around themselves and just stay in it
And no matter the immense combined powers that Diavolo, Barbatos, and the Brothers hold, they ain't getting past the salt circle no matter what they do
Salt is the most powerful thing in the Devildom, confirmed
Lucifer: "Mc what are you doing?"
Mc: "nothing."
Lucifer: ...
Lucifer: "Beel, explain."
Beel: "They asked to sit on my shoulders to be tall."
Lucifer: "I see now. And why is it that you wanted to be tall Mc?"
Mc: "A strange innate desire for height and the high ground."
Lucifer: 😑
Lucifer: "And you agreed to this why Beel?"
Beel: "They made me food." 🥺
Idk if anyone else has thought or mentioned this before but...
Im calling Beel, "Beely-Bub" and I shan't be stopped