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for the monaco gp next year instead of the regular commentators can we have like ten retired drivers on a yacht with copious amounts of alcohol instead? like imagine jenson feeding nico multiple rounds of tequila shots and convincing him to drop brocedes lore so fucking insane it makes lewis' spidey senses tingle live on air. meanwhile, seb is trying to stop kimi from falling off said yacht every five seconds and mahk webbah is trying to either rope everyone into karaoke or is gushing about his adoptive son oscar. david is calling every driver who fucks their car into a wall a cunt and mika is on facetime with his husband and sipping a mai-tai in the hot tub and a least one of them is puking off the side of the boat in the end
It's been awhile since I updated you on my animal crossing island!!
Flick visited yesterday, but still no CJ. I'm starting to think he hates me or is afraid of coming here because I am still waiting. /silly
I finished the spinosaurus fossil!! That's my favorite dinosaur, actually!!
And today I got all of my house plots filled out and 3 stars!! So we held a party at Harvey's place!! Look at us go, dancing away!
And now something that is not animal crossing! But I've wanted to share for a bit but keep forgetting to save the video!
I was working on my time and shaving it down as much as I could. Because I'm not too good at Mario Kart. And I was so absolutely baffled by this that I needed to show it to someone!!! Look at me go!!! I was gonna look at videos on reducing time and whatnot but the one I looked at talked about stats, and I don't want stats, I was Isabelle on her silly little motorcycle. I was also working in this map only because the game thought that Bowser's Castle was my favorite and it is not.
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Why didn’t you ask the hot older woman for her number?? Or did you?! Anyways glad you had a fun night.
UGH I wish I did but mannn I was blushing way too hard to even talk. I was at the bar getting another drink and it was super crowded and I felt hands right on y’know that part of your waist where your ribcage ends? right there and immediately was like !!!!! and then she pushed past and stood beside me and I saw her and I was hshsk I was like O h haheh uhhh and she spent a good few seconds just looking at me (I was making direct eye contact with the captain morgan bottle behind the bar at this point because fuck I blush way too easily) before she turned to order her own drink.
and thank you! i did have a fun night!!
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mutual 1: I want to turn that man's prostate into silly putty
mutual 2: here's smth i doodled during science class lol
mutual 3: pls remember that you personally can drink milk and still be a lactose intolerance ally!! anyone who tells you otherwise doesn't know their history :]
mutual 4: fucking a robot girl in the ass call that backend programming
mutual 5: holy shit I need him so fucking bad holy shit holyyy shit oh my god
mutual 6: anyone get kind of horny putting the ignition key in the car....it's so intimate....turning him on....
mutual 7: so lets talk about where scrimblo's arc is realistically going- I know a lot of people are trying to argue that he's being manipulated but this ignores the fact that there is clearly unresolved conflict between him and bleebus about their moralities
mutual 8: happy propeller penis thursday
mutual 9: "scrimblo and bleebus need to discuss their morality" god forbid a pathetic boywife does some torture 🙄🙄
mutual 10: WHO IS HYPED FOR THE NEW ALBUM LETS FUCKING GO
mutual 11: guys we're not getting a new album
mutual 12: please stop sending me death threats
mutual 13: why is my whole dash talking about this band I don't even listen to.....
mutual 14: hey boy nice knife wound can i put my tongue in it
mutual 15: i'm going to fall into lake michigan
i just had this thought again and remembered i posted this
my first thought was real bloopers as a dvd extra, but then i thought... is tobias the kinda guy to create fake in character bloopers for the end of his movie? YES
so i'm gonna need that to happen
do you think there'll be bloopers
Me listening to this song and imagining the most elaborate jaw dropping animation that would be physically impossible to do
"they (andreil) are not really the hugging type" WRONG you are WRONG as someone who loves hugs i NEED andreil to actually give each other the best hugs ever. i'm so serious like i'm talking reunion hugs, airport hugs, post-game hugs I'M SERIOUS OH MY GOD.
Guys what if I jokingly want Will Solace to die in the second tSatS
@spheroz you should approve this message
Hello hi yes, I’d like to have some funky train twins, please and thank you