Out Of Context Lines - Tumblr Posts
Share a line you've written that's hilarious out of context! I'll start a quote from my soon-to-be debut novel, The Tengu And The Angel:
"Knowing him, that's code word for, 'please pity-fuck me'."
Thanks for the tag! Hmm…I don’t plan on anything getting too spicy in Night Of The Blue Moon (The main character is asexual, after all) but I’ll see what I can come up with…Ok, I think I found something!
“You ok?” Solana said gently.
“Yeah, fine,” Ariel responded, “I’m just…Appreciating what’s in front of me.”
Solana scoffed. “You mean, my tits?”
Gonna tag some of my new followers! @rewritingrosie and @greenfinchwriter!
Out of Context Line Tag
Well hello there, @fortunatetragedy and @charlesjosephwrites . Don’t mind if do just post an out of context line from YWIMC. It’ll be a spicy one, so below the cut it goes 👀🌶️✨
I will ALSO make this my tag list’s problem: @autism-purgatory , @wyked-ao3 , @alinacapellabooks , @sunglasses-in-the-bentley , @gioiaalbanoart , @madi-konrad , @thatuselesshuman , @tabswrites , @theverumproject , @paeliae-occasionally , @zackprincebooks , @lychhiker-writes , @glasshouses-and-stones , @poorreputation , @houseplantblank , @justabigoldnerd , @pippinoftheshire , and why not? +open tag! ✨
Thanks for the tag! Let’s see what I can come up with…Ok, here we go!
Kunio:
“I’ll stay, if you let me top.”
Nathaniel:
“I’m asking if you want to stay here and sleep with me.”
Ariel:
“These fucking shadows won’t stop coming!”
Solana:
“I wish we were doing this in a cafe, and not some crusty old castle ruins.”
Tagging @inkshine and @frostedlemonwriter!
✨Out of Context OC Line✨
Thank you for tagging me here @leahnardo-da-veggie and here @drchenquill !
Peter:
“Well, you see…I lied.”
Benjamin:
“GOD DAMN YOU BLOODY FUCKING PIRATES!!!!”
Noah:
“Only two more terms….”
Ali:
“Relax a little, sadiq.”
Tenshi:
“No matter what happens to me, just know that I lived the happiest life here with you, Ita.”
Itazura:
“This one…..this one….I need to protect from this godforsaken world.”
Going to (very gently) tag: @tragedycoded , @wyked-ao3 , @gioiaalbanoart , @kaeru483 , @thecomfywriter , @theaistired , @aintgonnatakethis , @honeybewrites , @lychhiker-writes , @rotting-moon-writes , @houseplantblank , @kaylinalexanderbooks , @willtheweaver , @paeliae-occasionally , @rivenantiqnerd , @badscientist , @dearunreliablenarrator , @worlds-tallest-fairy , @48lexr , @ominous-feychild , @mysticstarlightduck , @cowboybrunch , @sableglass , @eccaiia , @rhikasa , @ink-enchanted , @coffeexafterxmidnight , @words-after-midnight , @nczaversnick , @oliolioxenfreewrites , @autism-purgatory , @finickyfelix , @alinacapellabooks , @moltenwrites , @mauannacreates , @tildeathiwillwrite , @saturnine-saturneight , +open tag! ✨
Out-of-context Line Tag
Thanks for tagging me for this one, @winterandwords!!
Here's another bit from Untitled Teen Romcom:
You know what? Screw her. Screw her and everyone else like her that make working out look effortless. Glamorous. People shouldn’t be allowed to look this good after a run.
Tagging these guys next: @mysticstarlightduck, @clairelsonao3, @gummybugg, @she-who-fights-and-writes, @leisoree, @jay-avian, @mjparkerwriting, @raevenlywrites, @rbbess110, @janec23, @kaylinalexanderbooks and @fire-but-ashes-too.
Out of Context Line Tag
Thanks for the tag @rickie-the-storyteller!!!
Here's a line from Supernova Initiative
"So... the mission is for us to get in and out of this highly disputed planetary system - that is currently, may I remind you, in the middle of a civil war - to find a bunch of classified government files that could potentially change the balance of politics in our galaxy forever? And here I thought I was going to have a carefree vacation for once. Haha. What a fucking joke."
Tagging (gently, no pressure):@steh-lar-uh-nuhs @inky-duchess @late-to-the-fandom, @eccaiia @willtheweaver @littleladymab @cabbojage @lassiesandiego @little-peril-stories @oh-no-another-idea @thepeculiarbird @rickie-the-storyteller @crowandmoonwriting @steh-lar-uh-nuhs @gummybugg @forthesanityofstorytellers @doublegoblin @aalinaaaaaa @starlit-hopes-and-dreams @elshells @clairelsonao3 @anyablackwood @tabswrites @illarian-rambling and OPEN TAG